Albion (comics)

Albion is a six-issue comic book

The British superhero scene becomes embarrassing to the government. As a result, they hire criminal turned crimefighter the Spider to hunt and capture them. He achieves almost total success and the various superhumans are imprisoned in a castle in Scotland, requisitioned from the comatose Cursitor Doom by the Ministry of Defence. Their existence is covered up and the comics based on them are passed off as fictional works.

Decades later Danny is an unemployed orphan; his parents were killed in a bus crash. He has no memory of his life before the accident and has found solace in comics. Danny buys old back issues from a Liverpool antiques store ran by the dour Charles Love, and is confused when he finds an issue of Valiant featuring Janus Stark which he didn't think existed. Later on television, he sees a news item on criminal Grymleigh Gartside Fiendstien. Recognising him as Grimly Feendish from the pages of Smash!, he calls out the name outside court as he is taken to prison and is grabbed by Penny.

Penny takes him to a lock-up where she has been gathering information on the cover-up, including suppressed interviews with creators about meeting the real heroes and footage showing that

The prison is overseen by Ian Eagleton, previously the archenemy of Feendish. Due to growing American concern over the dangers nature of the prisoners

Arriving at the castle, Peace uses a Sapper to drill into the vault under the prison containing the technology captured along with the superhumans along with Danny and Penny. To provide a distraction a heavily modified Robot Archie storms the front gates. The trio begin releasing the prisoners but Penny finds out from Louis Crandell and Tim Kelly that her father died of a heart attack some years beforehand. Danny meanwhile is accosted by Cursitor Doom, long comatose until the break-in. He explains that he is actually his son, Danny Doom, and passes on his memory and the revelation that the castle is actually the Dooms' ancestral seat Castle Baalskein. Archie is finally destroyed by prison security but the prisoners – apart from the Spider – are now free and armed. Eagleton is attacked by Feendish, while Captain Hurricane is unleashed to restore order. However he is stomped by the reactivated Mytek, which then smashes down a wall and allows the prisoners out into the world. Nolan attempts to secure the Spider, only to find he was piloting Mytek, his place being taken by Faceache in return for the chance to reunite with his beloved Martha. Mytek goes out to sea with the Spider at the controls while the rest of the freed heroes escape on the Queen, wondering what their next move will be.

In an epilogue the Steel Claw infiltrates 10 Downing Street and confronts Tony and Cherie Blair to take back the Eye of Zoltec for his friend.

Art and composition

Using a similar narrative device to that which Alan Moore employed in

• Danny: a scruffy young collector of old British comics who was apparently orphaned in a bus accident that robbed him of all memory of his previous life. He is dragged into Penny's attempt to infiltrate the castle in Scotland, and during the break-in discovers he is actually Danny Doom, the son of sorcerer Cursitor Doom. The original Danny Doom appeared in Valiant in 1974.
• Penny Dolmann: the daughter of inventor Eric Dolmann, as a child she loved to get in trouble and play with her father's robots. She was put into foster care after her father was arrested by the government and had a very difficult time in school. She has inherited his inventive genius, and has been locating his missing "dolls" since she was 18. Looking for allies she talks Danny into helping her assault the castle in Scotland. After discovering her father has died during imprisonment she decides to continue his legacy and restore the House of Dolmann. The character debuted in Bad Penny, created by Leo Baxendale for Smash! in 1966, though the character's relation to Dolmann was invented for Albion.
• Charlie Peace: a Victorian thief who travelled forward in time to the 1970s when he stole a magical watch from Cursitor Doom. After evading the government crackdown he set up a music shop in Liverpool under the alias "Charles Love" and later took over an antique store. He is eventually talked into helping Danny and Penny break into the prison. The character was taken from The Astounding Adventures of Charlie Peace in Buster – itself inspired by the real-life Victorian criminal Charles Peace
  .
• Robot Archie: An old-fashioned heroic mechanical man who was deactivated and served as a display in a Manchester pub until, Penny and Danny rescue and reactivate him. Fitted with armaments, he provides a distraction during the break-in and is eventually destroyed. The character first appeared in Lion in 1952, and was created by Ted Cowan and Ted Kearon.
• Ian Eagleton: as a child, Eagleton had many encounters with his nemesis Grimly Feendish, who terrified him. As an adult, he is the warden of the government prison that holds the heroes, villains, and other bizarre individuals from his youth. Despite his attempts to demonstrate otherwise he still suffers considerable trauma from his encounters with Feendish. The character was created by Baxendale in 1964 for the Eagle Eye, Private Spy strip in Wham!.
• Spot the Clue with Zip Nolan
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• Captain Hurricane: a huge, muscular World War II hero who is the final line of defence in the government prison. He has an old-fashioned style about him; he uses quaint phrases and is casually racist. His origin is revised in Albion, with Captain Hurricane the result of hundreds of experiments to create a supersoldier through the use of drugs. His batman 'Maggot' Malone is a medical doctor monitoring his condition and dosing the Captain's tea with sedatives, to prevent him from going into one of his terrifying psychotic "ragin' furies". The characters had been devised for Valiant in 1962.
• The Brain: a computer in the shape of a human head with a skull-like face and transparent cranium, the Brain is an "inmate" in the government prison who has become integrated with the prison computer systems and predicts an upcoming disaster. The computer had originally appeared in Brian's Brain as the property of a boy named Brian Kingsley in a strip devised by Bert Vandeput for Smash! in 1966.
• Cursitor Doom: a seemingly immortal sorcerer cursed to remain forever within the walls of his isolated castle who has been in a coma for the past "twenty-something years", a condition which allowed the government to convert his ancient home into a prison. He reawakens during the break-in and passes the Doom mantle to his son Danny before passing on. The character was created for Smash! in 1969.
• The Spider: the self-proclaimed "King of Crooks", this ego- and intellect-driven black-clad, pointy-eared master criminal was employed by the government to capture all super-villains and superheroes, all eccentric inventors and magicians, all bizarre freaks and weirdos, and exceptionally rebellious or gifted children who could be considered to be disruptive to the orderly running of British society. Once the job was done he was also imprisoned, because, as the Spider himself admits, "Nobody does treachery like the English". He enjoys playing mind games with his captors and is always looking for ways to escape. As a result, he is kept in isolation. He gives his real name as Alfred Chinnard (the name of homage version of the character featured in Jack Staff), though Nolan quickly realises that this is a false identity. The character was created by Ted Cowan and Reg Bunn for Lion in 1965.
• Faceache: Frederick Akeley has the ability to change or "scrunge" his face and body into a vast variety of different forms, many quite monstrous in appearance. He is a trustee in the prison and does impressions of Bruce Forsyth for the guards. He is dating Martina, a female inmate, and secretly working with the Spider. Faceache was created by Ken Reid in 1971 for Jet.
• Martina: a girl given make-up that her father brought home from
  Anvil Studios which can transform her face into that of a monster. She is imprisoned in the female wing but is in a relationship with Faceache. With her make-up confiscated and stored in the armoury she is a frequent target for bullying. The character was created for Martha's Monster Make-up in Monster Fun by Ken Reid
  in 1975.
• Grimly Feendish: Grymleigh Gartside Fiendstien began his life of crime over thirty years ago, committing crimes including theft, arson, murder, and acts of gross indecency with the help of his monstrous little "Squelchies". After evading capture for a long period eventually arrested and imprisoned in the government prison. The character originally appeared as the villain in Baxendale's Eagle Eye, Junior Spy in 1964, later gaining enough popularity to star in his own features.
• Captain Enoch: the skipper of The Buoyant Queen, an unreliable steamer. Enoch and his first mate Bert are old acquaintances of Charlie Peace and provide transport for the prison break-in. The characters were created for Queen of the Seas by Ken Reid, which appeared in Smash! from 1966.
• The Steel Claw: Louis Crandell had the ability to turn invisible by directing an electrical shock through his artificial right hand, causing him to vanish completely save for the metal prosthesis itself which seems to eerily float in the air. He later served as a government agent. When Crandell was arrested, the Claw was confiscated and locked away in the prison armoury. He is good friends with Tim Kelly, and both are known to Penny. The character was devised by Tom Tully for Valiant.
• Tim Kelly: Kelly rescued a South American shaman and was given a jewel called the Eye of Zoltec, which granted him invulnerability. He is an inmate the government prison, much aged after the jewel's confiscation. The Eye itself is shown to be in the possession of the British Prime Minister; at the end of the series Tim's friend Louis Crandell sets out to recover it from Tony Blair on his behalf. The character debuted in
  Knockout
  in 1962.
• Doctor Lazlo Gogra: an evil dwarf genius, long obsessed with possessing the towering robotic simian Mytek the Mighty. The latter is kept locked in the armoury under the prison, and due to his histrionic obsession with Mytek he is widely disliked by guards and inmates alike. During the escape he is killed by the Spider, who takes possession of Mytek for himself. Gogra first appeared as the antagonist in Mytek the Mighty, created for Valiant by Tom Tully in 1964.
• Rubberman: James Hollis had a curse placed on him by an Indian fakir that turned his body to rubber, allowing him to stretch great distances. At the instigation of the Spider, he attempted an escape with Tri-Man, which failed. As a result, he is stored in a cooled cell which negates his elasticity. The character debuted in It's The Rubber Man!, created for Smash! in 1966 by Ken Mennell.
• Tri-Man: Johnny Small obtained three amazing superpowers from a ray devised by Professor Meek – super-sight, super-speed, and super-strength – an used them to become the superhero Tri-Man. He was a prisoner until The Spider
  encouraged him to attempt an escape with Rubberman. Small was killed during the attempt, and buried in the prison's graveyard. The character debuted in Smash in 1969.