Hot for Teacher

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"Hot for Teacher"
Single by Van Halen
from the album 1984
B-side"Little Dreamer"
ReleasedOctober 1984 (US)[1]
Recorded1983
Studio5150 Studios, Studio City, California
Genre
Length3:58 (single version)
4:44 (album version)
Warner Bros.
Songwriter(s)
Producer(s)Ted Templeman
Van Halen singles chronology
"Panama"
(1984)
"Hot for Teacher"
(1984)
"Why Can't This Be Love"
(1986)
Music video
"Hot for Teacher" on
YouTube

"Hot for Teacher" is a song by the American rock band Van Halen, taken from their sixth studio album, 1984. The song was written by band members Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, Michael Anthony and David Lee Roth, and produced by Ted Templeman. It was released as the fourth and final single from the album in October 1984, and was the final single released during the band's 1974–1985 era.

The song features

double bass drum performance, and its music video, featuring the band as both adults and young students. Unusually for a single, it begins with a 30-second drum solo
, followed by another 30 seconds of instrumental introduction. The ending of this song comes from a studio demo from the band's club days, entitled "Voodoo Queen".

Musical style

The song has been described as a mixture of

half-time shuffle reminiscent of drummer Billy Cobham's tune "Quadrant 4" from 1973's Spectrum album, then borrows from the manic boogie rock–style of drummer Simon Phillips on the Jeff Beck song "Space Boogie" (1980) with added tom drums.[2]

Music video

The music video (directed by

pimp
, the total opposite of his child self. This is intercut with scenes with the band members dressed in red suits and dancing to the song under a disco ball.

An initial controversy arose when the video showed all the band members performing a quick crotch-grab during the "...so bad..." part of the chorus; at first, the 1980s NBC late-night show Friday Night Videos added black-box censor bars to the crotch-grabs but eventually relented and removed the black-box from their video.

One potentially controversial scene managed to go unnoticed for many years, until Angelus unveiled it in the 2011 book MTV Ruled the World: The Early Years of Music Video by Greg Prato: "One thing I remember about that video that a lot people don’t know or maybe didn’t see. When Dave turns into the television show host, we had an idea. I thought, 'You know ... there hasn’t been a really substantial urine stain on MTV. Ever, when you really think about it. So let’s pour a lot of water on David’s crotch. Let’s make it look like he really just pissed himself. And then let’s see if anyone sees it when we hand the video into the record company and MTV.' And nobody did! I know this sounds absolutely pathetic to say, but we probably pulled off the first and most substantial urine stain in the history of television. So we’ve got that going for us."[11]

Reception

Cash Box said that the song "shows [Van Halen] at their absolute zenith," saying that "multi-watt voltage surges through this speeding hard rock anthem, with Eddie Van Halen again proving why he is the best."[12]

In 2009 it was named the 36th best hard rock song of all time by

Vulture.com ranked it the sixth-best Van Halen song, calling it "the encapsulation of almost everything Van Halen is known for, all within the space of five minutes: Athletic drumming, an extended guitar introduction that transitions into a thick principal riff, vocals that are spoken more than sung, two interlocked solos, and lyrics that are technically demeaning but somehow come across as non-toxic and guileless."[14]

Personnel

Charts

Chart (1984) Peak
position
Australia (Kent Music Report)[15] 89
Canada Top Singles (RPM)[16] 83
U.S. Billboard Hot 100 56
Chart (2020) Peak
position
US Hot Rock & Alternative Songs (Billboard)[17] 23

References

  1. ^ ""Hot For Teacher" Anniversary & Fun Facts!". vhnd.com. 27 October 2016. Retrieved October 27, 2016.
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  4. ^ Rivadavia, Eduardo (November 22, 2018). "11 More of the Heaviest Hair Metal Songs". Loudwire. Retrieved February 27, 2021.
  5. . The album also featured plenty of guitar-dominated heavy metal, such as "Hot for Teacher" and "Panama." which became hits in their own right.
  6. ^ Wiederhorn, Jon (January 9, 2016). "Van Halen 1984 anniversary". Loudwire. Retrieved August 11, 2018.
  7. ^ Elliott, Paul (November 29, 2020). "Van Halen: a guide to their best albums". Classic Rock. Retrieved October 4, 2021.
  8. ^ "mvdbase.com – Van Halen – "Hot for teacher"".
  9. VH1's Pop-up Video
    . 1997.
  10. ^ "Hot for Teacher" Anniversary & Fun Facts!, Van Halen News Desk
  11. . Retrieved May 5, 2023.
  12. ^ "Reviews" (PDF). Cash Box. October 27, 1984. p. 8. Retrieved 2022-07-26.
  13. ^ "spreadit.org music". Archived from the original on February 12, 2009. Retrieved February 7, 2009.
  14. Vulture.com
    . Retrieved October 9, 2020.
  15. .
  16. ^ "Top Singles - Volume 41, No. 15". RPM. December 15, 1984. Retrieved June 12, 2017.
  17. ^ "Van Halen Chart History (Hot Rock & Alternative Songs)". Billboard. Retrieved October 13, 2020.

Further reading

  • Van Halen Guitar Anthology. Van Nuys, California: Alfred. 2006. pp. 132–42.
    OCLC 605214049
    .

External links