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"I Am Real"
A man appears in red lather pants and a black t-shirt against a solid red background. The song's title and his name appear to the left of him.
Single by Simon van Kempen
Released21 April 2011 (2011-04-21)
Recorded31 March 2011
StudioJSM Music (New York City)
Genre
Length3:12
LabelJSM Music
Songwriter(s)
Producer(s)
  • Joel Simon
  • Ross Hopman
  • Koki Saito
Audio video
"I Am Real" on
YouTube

"I Am Real" is the debut single by Australian hotelier Simon van Kempen. It was released on 21 April 2011, through JSM Music, during his wife Alex McCord's tenure on the American reality television series The Real Housewives of New York City. The song was written by Allison Beth Simon, Jon Jason Appleton, and Koki Saito, while production was handled by Joel Simon, Ross Hopman, and Saito. During its development, van Kempen and McCord met with the team of writers to ensure that the song's lyrics would represent them accurately. A dance-pop and EDM track, "I Am Real" contains tongue-in-cheek lyrics that address van Kempen's critics. One lyric references a comment McCord used to describe fellow cast member Luann de Lesseps.

"I Am Real" received mostly unfavourable reviews from music critics, who dismissed van Kempen as a television personality who tried launching a singing career. It also received comparisons to "Money Can't Buy You Class" (2010) by de Lesseps. The song was unsuccessful, selling just 1,000 copies in the United States, as of September 2011. van Kempen has since performed "I Am Real" on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and at Manhattan's annual "Fashion Night Out" event in 2011.

Background and release

"I Am Real" is the first and only song recorded by Simon van Kempen, an Australian hotelier and husband of American television personality Alex McCord, of Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City. Regarding its unexpected release, van Kempen explained that he had grown up with a musical background, and spent time in his youth performing as a musician.[1] He did not write the song, but still wanted it to reflect his thoughts and feelings.[2] It was written by Allison Beth Simon, Jon Jason Appleton, and Koki Saito, while production was handled by Joel Simon, Ross Hopman, and Saito.[3] According to McCord, the two sat down with Joel Simon to discuss the song's lyrics and ensure that it would represent them accurately; the writers would draft lyrics and then return to McCord and van Kempen to seek approval.[2] van Kempen explained that he would not have recorded the song if it were not for The Real Housewives of New York City, for which McCord was a cast member, and his resulting notoriety.[4] He recorded the song on 31 March 2011, at JSM Music Studios in New York City.[5] van Kempen and McCord refrained from discussing details of the song until its release date, in order to drop it as a surprise for fans.[5]

The song was released for digital download and streaming in various countries on 21 April 2011, through JSM Music.[6] van Kempen and the label worked with the independent music distributor CD Baby to launch the release.[7] JSM Music typically creates music for advertisements and commercials.[8] A remix of the song, called the Thug in a Club mix, was released separately in the same formats on 12 May 2011.[9]

Composition and lyrics

"I Am Real" is a

Kim Zolciak.[14] He also expressed that the lack of Auto-Tune was refreshing, despite a critic from Yahoo! Entertainment referring to the song as "Auto-tuned awfulness".[14][15] Mike Barthel from The Awl said that he sings in a mid-range voice on top of a lower-pitched production, which he felt was something different for a dance and EDM track.[8]

The song discusses van Kempen's "haters", his views on class, and how he handles criticism. It features lyrics such as "Love me or hate me / I don't give a damn!" and "I am real / I ain't going to change".[16][17] It also discusses what he experienced during the filming of The Real Housewives of New York City, such as his friendships and indifferences with the other cast members: "When wives attack behind my back / They trash me on their Twitter."[18] According to van Kempen, some members accused him of being a gay man, despite his marriage to McCord, and was "get[ting] sick after four years" of the rumours.[4] "I Am Real" also features a "now infamous one-liner" that McCord originally said on the series ("Thug in a cocktail dress"), in reference to fellow housewife Luann de Lesseps.[11][19]

Reception and promotion

A color photograph of American television personality Luann de Lesseps being pictured at a 2011 event.
The song received comparisons to "Money Can't Buy You Class", a 2010 single by fellow Housewives cast member Luann de Lesseps (above).

Kim Zolciak's 2010 single "Google Me", suggesting that "I Am Real" might be just as bad.[18] A Yahoo! Entertainment critic called it "so bad", preferring de Lesseps' "Money Can't Buy You Class" (2010) and equating their listening of the song to eating "really disgusting food".[15] Amanda Dobbins, of Vulture, provided a lukewarm review: "We can say this much: The song does rhyme, and it does appear to be factually correct (in that Simon is a real person)."[20] Eliot Glazer from MTV News blamed "Money Can't Buy You Class" for allowing van Kempen to believe "that he, too, could – and should – record a song".[21] Also in reference to "Money Can't Buy You Class", several staff members from E! Online described "I Am Real" as "an even more ridiculous song"; they also labelled van Kempen as a television personality who "thinks he has what it takes to be a pop star".[5] Juzwiak referred to it as "yet another musical punch line that, whether it's aware of it or not, underlines how delusional the extreme personalities that populate reality TV are".[14] However, Barthel called it one of the better Real Housewives singles due to it being a "total one-off".[8]

In September 2011, The Hollywood Reporter reported that "I Am Real" was the second lowest-performing The Real Housewives-related single, with approximate sales of just 1,000 digital copies in the United States.[22] McCord premiered a snippet of the song during the episode of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen broadcast on 21 April 2011.[2] van Kempen later appeared on the show to perform "I Am Real" live.[23] Andy Cohen, host of the show, later referenced the clip as "the worst musical performance" by a former series cast member.[24] van Kempen also performed the song at Manhattan's annual "Fashion Night Out" event in 2011.[13] The development and impact of "I Am Real" was discussed in the 2017 web series Throwback Bravo, which documented popular moments from Bravo series.[25]

Track listings

Digital download/streaming[6]
No.TitleLength
1."I Am Real"3:12
Digital download/streaming – Thug in a Club mix[9]
No.TitleLength
1."I Am Real" (Thug in a Club mix)3:57

Credits and personnel

Credits adapted from the official press release for "I Am Real".[3]

  • Simon van Kempen – performer
  • Koki Saito – composer, producer
  • Jon Jason Appleton – composer
  • Allison Beth Simon – composer
  • Ross Hopman – producer
  • Joel Simon – producer
  • Rob Goldstone – executive producer
  • Alex McCord – executive producer

Release history

Release dates and formats for "I Am Real"
Region Date Format(s) Version Label Ref.
Various 21 April 2011
  • streaming
 Original JSM Music [6]
12 May 2011 Thug in a Club mix [9]

References

  1. ^ Villarreal, Yvonne (21 April 2011). "'Real Housewives' hubby Simon van Kempen releases a single [Video]". Los Angeles Times. Archived from the original on 30 September 2020. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  2. ^ a b c "Denise Richards and Alex McCord". Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Season 4. Episode 26. 21 April 2011. Bravo.
  3. ^ a b "TV's New York Househusband Gets 'Real' With Debut Single!" (Press release). New York City: JSM Music. 21 April 2011.
  4. ^ a b Feldmar, Jamie (4 May 2011). "Simon van Kempen, Real Househusband Of New York". Gothamist. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  5. ^ a b c Casablanca, Ted; Weisman, Aly; Rhames, Katie (21 April 2011). "Which Real Housewives Hubby Is Releasing a Single?". E! Online. Archived from the original on 6 March 2021. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  6. ^ "Keeping it 'Real'". Fort Worth Star-Telegram: A16. 24 April 2011. Retrieved 8 March 2021 – via Newspapers.com.
  7. ^ a b c d Barthel, Mike (5 April 2013). "The 15 Vanity Singles by 'Real Housewife' Bravolebrities: One Is Actually Good!". The Awl. Archived from the original on 18 January 2018. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  8. ^ "Listen to Simon van Kempen's 'I Am Real'". LXTV. 21 April 2011. Archived from the original on 6 March 2021. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  9. ^ a b Exton, Emily (21 April 2011). "'Real Housewives of New York City' Simon van Kempen has also found his voice". Entertainment Weekly. Archived from the original on 4 March 2021. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
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  13. ^ a b "Video: 'Real Housewives' Husband Simon Releases New Single 'I Am Real'". Yahoo! Entertainment. 21 April 2011. Archived from the original on 4 March 2021. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  14. ^ a b Quinn, Dave (5 August 2019). "The Definitive Ranking of Every Single Real Housewives Song". People. Archived from the original on 30 November 2020. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
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  16. ^ a b Sitt, Pamela (21 April 2011). "Video: Simon Van Kempen Debuts Single About Real Housewives". MTV News. Archived from the original on 31 May 2016. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  17. ^ "Travel Reservations". The Real Housewives of New York City. Season 4. Episode 7. 19 May 2011. Bravo.
  18. ^ Dobbins, Amanda (21 April 2011). "Hear 'I Am Real,' a New Single From Real Housewives' Simon Van Kempen". Vulture. Archived from the original on 19 November 2018. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  19. ^ Glazer, Eliot (21 April 2011). "We Have to Say Something About Simon van Kempen's 'Song'... Even If You Don't Know Who He Is". MTV News. Archived from the original on 4 March 2021. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  20. ^ Halperin, Shirley (14 September 2011). "'Real Housewives' Song Sales: How They Stack Up". The Hollywood Reporter. Archived from the original on 4 March 2020. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  21. ^ "Kelly Bensimon and Cindy Barshop". Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Season 4. Episode 33. 12 May 2011. Bravo.
  22. ^ Rosenfeld, Laura (10 October 2019). "Andy Cohen Is Still Baffled by Simon van Kempen's WWHL Performance 8 Years Later". Bravo. Archived from the original on 27 September 2020. Retrieved 4 March 2021.
  23. ^ Beard, Lanford (6 April 2017). "Throwback Bravo: Remembering the Real Housewives with a Song in Their Hearts – and Hits on the Charts". People. Archived from the original on 5 December 2020. Retrieved 6 March 2021.

External links

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