Spliced (TV series)

"Bowled Over" – Peri wants to know what he's good at. After running from Two–Legs Joe, Peri and Entrée find a secret room for bowling, Peri realizes that he was born to bowl. However, in trying to prove his bowling ball can be used for other activities, Peri is frustrated by the results and throws the ball into the volcano. After this, an alien civilization, the Pinnians decide to take over the island and treat the mutants like slaves. By realising these aliens have a kinship with bowling, Peri decides to confront them doing what he does best.

"No Play For Princess" – Peri and Entrée are looking for someone to play a game of Bucket–Stick–Fruit–Ball with them, but nobody wants to. The terrifying Princess Pony Ape Hands is the only one who wants to join in. However, she plays too rough so Peri and Entrée quickly try to ditch her. Princess throws a major

"Outsmartered" – Mister Smarty Smarts, tired of the incompetence and ineptitude of the inhabitants of the island, creates a device to make everyone smarter. His utopia is soon ruined when everyone's intelligence goes way past his. After being treated like an idiot, Smarts decides to make everyone unintelligent again.

"Fairly Odd Princesses" – After Peri and Entrée accidentally shoot themselves into the sky with one of Fuzzy's transportations, Entrée uses his chicken wings to stop him and Peri falling to their death. However, he crashes through a building and loses control. After they crash through a make–up store, a clothesline and a wig shop (completely changing their appearance) they land in the tree house of Princess Pony Apehands, who believes they are magical fairies. After learning she'll give them everything they ask for in return for fairy tales and fairy songs, Entrée decides to use Princess to get everything he wants.

"Roots" – Entrée pushes his laziness to a new level and he literally grows roots, roots he wishes he didn't have when it's Keep Away Island's Crazy Funday!

"Honorary Freak" – Peri and Entrée want to know why Patricia is so upset and become "The Smile Squad," trying to cheer her up in outlandish and fruitless ways. When that fails and they make her even more upset, they decide to use a brainscan machine to look into her mind and see what she's thinking. They find out that Patricia feels lonely because she's the only none–mutant on the island. After some thinking, Peri comes up with the perfect plan to make her feel like one of them.

"Best Before Date" – At the supermarket, Entrée has a barcode on his butt scanned, and finds out that he is two days away from his "best before date", after which he will supposedly turn to mush. After a day of trying desperately to "turn back the clock", Entrée switches places with Peri, pretending that Peri is Entrée, with only a day to live. Peri, buying the deception, decides to destroy all of "his" stuff, and tells his friends what he really thinks of them, as read in "his" diary. When the time finally comes, Peri realises the truth, and Entrée, instead of turning to mush, gains a hair–like growth of mould.

"Amazon" – Patricia goes on vacation, reluctantly leaving Peri and Entrée as housesitters. Peri and Entrée end up turning the house into an indoor jungle, and when Patricia gets back, she is captured by her pet Mole-sters, who have turned into a savage tribe by their new environment. Peri and Entrée mount a rescue attempt, but discover that the Mole-sters have actually made Patricia their queen.

"Stupid Means Never Having To Say I'm Sorry" – Entrée's stubbornness lands him and Peri on a deserted island.

"Fuzzy's Great Journey" – Peri and the others try to cheer Fuzzy up by making the island look like the long sought goal in Fuzzy's jungle journeys.

"Promises, Promises" – Entrée discovers the most amazing thing: people will give you almost anything if you make them a promise in return. But when all those promises come due, he's forced to make good on a promise he'll regret.

"Taste of Friendship" – Peri gains super powers after licking a glowing rock in the lab and Entrée grows very jealous of him as a result.

"Compu–Peri" – Peri gets a new pet, Pistachio, a buppy. When Pistachio runs away, Peri is heartbroken. After visiting Compuhorse, Peri decides to not feel any emotions anymore, becoming "Compu–Peri". His friends decide to try and snap him out of it.

"Livin' La Vida Lava"– Peri and Entrée find a remote that can control a local volcano. However, their playing with the remote drains the volcano of lava and leads to problems.

"Walkie–Talkie Spinie–Suckie"– While trying to find batteries for a "Mr. Jigglesworth" toy, Peri and Entrée find a pair of walkie–talkies, and use them to pull pranks on the other mutants. Soon after, though, Entrée starts using his walkie–talkie to ask Peri for help with everything, causing Peri to discard his in anger.

"The Mutants Who Cried Monster" – After their friends laugh at them for crying monster, Peri and Entrée try to make a monster of a cute little mutant called Melvin.

"Pork Chop"– Entrée, desperate for respect, finds a helmet in the Doctor's lab, which teaches him kung fu. Entrée is quickly corrupted by his new–found talent, and takes over the entire town, beating up anyone who challenges him. Peri uses the helmet to learn how to make balloon shapes, using this skill to defeat Entrée.

"Same Difference" – After being tormented by Peri and Entrée, Smarty Smarts and Joe go to their "happy place," only to find out that it's the same place. Realising that they share a mutual dislike of the annoying duo, the two become friends, pooling their resources to deflect Peri and Entrée's antics, and pulling a few pranks of their own.

"Masters and Minions" – When Mr. Smarty Smarts blames Octocat for all of his mistakes, she leaves and makes Peri her new master.

"Nightmare on Condemned Street" – After a series of bad nightmares, Peri decides to use one of the Doctor's dream machines to enter his subconscious and confront his nightmare monster. However, once inside, he discovers that the toaster–headed monster isn't such a bad guy after all. Together with Entrée and Patricia, they become "Dream Gladiators", protecting the dreams of all the mutants on the island.

"Nobody's Cult But Mine" – After experiencing painful itching, Peri becomes a chrysalis, emerging to reveal a beautiful pair of butterfly wings, which hypnotizes anyone who looks at them. Entrée takes advantage of this by charging the other mutants food to look at Peri's wings. Mister Smarty Smarts tells Peri that Entrée is using him, convinces him to banish Entrée, and starts using him for his own nefarious goals.

"Sgt. Snuggums" – Peri and Entrée torment Fuzzy with a pranking game called "Island Fools", causing him to turn into a musclebound brawler, who sees every other mutant as a robot to be smashed. Knowing that only another super–soldier can beat a super–soldier, Joe tries to convince Octocat to fight Fuzzy.

"Mole–sters In The Mist" – After Entrée gets into a fight with a Mole–ster named Sid, Peri takes care of it. After a number of days, Sid leaves. Meanwhile, Mister Smarty Smarts has developed a shrink ray, which he uses to shrink all the town members. Peri and Entrée decide to ask the Mole–sters for help.

"Yetis Don't Care About Nothin" – Entrée is bored and decides to have fun on the island. Peri, Joe and Patricia stop him and he accuses them as fun wreckers. The next morning Entrée jet–skis the island to Antarctica and the island is attacked by Yetis. When Entrée discovers that Yetis can do whatever they want he decides to join them.

"Griddle Attraction" (aka. "Helen") – When Peri and Entrée fall in love with a pancake, they start to fight each other over it.

"Mr. Wrinkles in Time" – Entrée time–travels with Patricia and Peri to find out why Two–Legs Joe doesn't like him.

"One Joe Wingus" – After Lord Wingus Eturnium convinces Joe to go to the other side of the island (with "help" from Peri and Entrée) to meet with his kind, he is given a choice to have Joe separated from himself, but finds that it means having Joe ground off of him.