The Hottie and the Nottie
The Hottie and the Nottie | |
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Directed by | Tom Putnam |
Written by | Heidi Ferrer |
Produced by | Myles Nestel Victoria Nevinny Neal Ramer Hadeel Reda |
Starring | Paris Hilton Joel David Moore Christine Lakin |
Cinematography | Kevin Falk |
Edited by | Jeff Malmberg |
Music by | David E. Russo |
Production companies | |
Distributed by | Regent Releasing |
Release date |
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Running time | 91 minutes[1] |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
Budget | $9 million |
Box office | $1.6 million[2] |
The Hottie and The Nottie (stylized as The Hottie & The Nottie) is a 2008 American
The film was a critical failure and
Plot
Nate Cooper is unable to get it together with women. But he also cannot forget his first love: the beautiful Cristabel Abbott, from their time in elementary school. Nate sets out for the beaches of California and meets up with his geeky best friend Arno, whose mother has an unnatural amount of information about Cristabel, and perhaps an unusual relationship with her son.
Cristabel jogs on the beach every day with many suitors trying to catch her eye, including an
Nate reintroduces himself to Cristabel and they hit it off. However, she refuses to go on a date with him unless June has a date as well. Nate sets out to find a boyfriend for June, but men recoil at the sight of her. He tricks someone, under the pretense that he's offering $500 for participating in medical testing, then explains it's to date June. At first, he's repulsed by her, but Nate hypnotizes him, so temporarily fools his brain, but in the middle of a date he snaps out of it and runs.
One day at the
Over the next few weeks, as Nate and June become friends and she emerges from her cocoon, with her face and appearance transforming. She becomes a more and more attractive woman whose beauty begins to be comparable to Cristabel's. Nate slowly realizes that June may be the girl of his dreams. When he realizes this, Nate tells Cristabel, who is happy for June.
Nate then hurries to find June, discovering that she had rejected Johann, who'd thought he would get 'grateful sex' from her. When Nate finds her, he tells her he loves her, and they kiss.
Cast
- Paris Hilton as Cristabel Abbott
- Karley Scott Collins as young Cristabel Abbott
- Joel David Moore as Nate Cooper
- Caleb Guss as young Nate Cooper
- Christine Lakin as June Phigg
- Alessandra Daniele as young June Phigg
- The Greg Wilson as Arno Blount
- Kurt Doss as young Arno Blount
- Marianne Muellerleile as Mrs. Blount
- Johann Urb as Johann Wulrich
- Scott Prendergast as Randy ("Creepy Albino Stalker")
- Morgan Rusler as Stan ("Marry Me" Guy)
- Adam Kulbersh as Cole Slawsen
- Kathryn Fiore as Jane
- Gino Anthony Pesi as Cheesy Guy
Reception
Box office
Opening on February 8, 2008, The Hottie and the Nottie grossed $9,000 on opening day, making the film a gigantic financial disaster.
For its release in the United Kingdom, the film was advertised as "The Number One Film", with
The U.K. failure of the movie along with the U.S. failure of
Critical response
The film received near-universally negative reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 6% based on reviews from 67 critics. The site's consensus states: "The Hottie and the Nottie is a crass, predictable, and ineptly staged gross-out comedy that serves little purpose beyond existing as another monument to Paris Hilton's vanity."[7] On Metacritic, it has a weighted average score of 7 out of 100, based on 18 reviews—indicating "overwhelming dislike".[8]
IGN gave it a zero-star review, noting that the film "presents a problem because there are just no words to adequately express how clumsy, trite and deeply offensive it is from start to finish." Rolling Stone film critic Peter Travers gave the film a half-star rating, saying that the half-star was because "it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) [for Hilton] to appear on screen again after House of Wax."[9] Nathan Lee of The Village Voice called it "crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny."[10] Online film critic James Berardinelli described the film's comedy as "about as funny as the anal rape scene in The War Zone".[11] Richard Roeper called the film "excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful," and argued that "nobody in this movie really should have a career in movies".[citation needed] BBC reviewer Mark Kermode called it "a fascist eugenic tract...it's disgusting".[citation needed] Connie Ogle in the Miami Herald described The Hottie and the Nottie thus: "Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie – wretched, embarrassing and a waste of the time and energy of everyone involved."[7] The British newspaper The People, reviewing The Hottie and the Nottie, called the film "the worst movie ever made".[12]
John Anderson of Newsday, while panning the film, was one of a handful of critics to see merit in it. He gave the film two out of four stars and concluded that "The Hottie and the Nottie is no worse in many ways than a lot of teen-centric comedies, which generally appeal to their audience through cruelty and vulgarity."[citation needed]
The film featured on several worst of 2008 lists, including that of The Times,[13] New York Post,[14] The Star-Ledger,[15] The Tart,[16] and Metromix.[17] In 2018 British critic Mark Kermode included the film on his list of the ten worst films of the past ten years.[18]
Accolades
Award | Category | Nominee | Result |
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Razzie Award
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Worst Actress | Paris Hilton | Won |
Worst Screen Couple
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Won | ||
Joel David Moore | Won | ||
Christine Lakin | Won | ||
Worst Screenplay | Heidi Ferrer | Nominated | |
Worst Picture | Hadeel Reda | Nominated | |
Neal Ramer | Nominated | ||
Myles Nestel | Nominated | ||
Victoria Nevinny | Nominated | ||
Worst Director | Tom Putnam | Nominated |
Home media
The Hottie and the Nottie was released on DVD on May 6, 2008.
See also
References
- ^ "THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE (12A)". British Board of Film Classification. January 16, 2008. Retrieved November 9, 2014.
- ^ "The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)". Box Office Mojo. February 10, 2008. Retrieved December 6, 2012.
- People Magazine, February 9, 2008
- ^ "The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) - Weekend Box Office Results". Box Office Mojo. Retrieved February 26, 2008.
- ^ The Houston Chronicle, p. E1, February 11, 2008
- ^ "THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE".
- ^ a b "The Hottie & the Nottie". Rotten Tomatoes. Archived from the original on January 28, 2008. Retrieved November 8, 2019.
- ^ "Hottie and the Nottie, The (2008)". Metacritic. Retrieved November 8, 2019.
- ^ "Hottie and the Nottie, The (2008): Reviews". Rolling Stone. March 6, 2008. Retrieved December 8, 2008.
- ^ Nathan Lee (January 29, 2008). "Village Voice Review". Villagevoice.com. Retrieved December 6, 2012.
- ^ "James Berardinelli review". Reelviews.net. May 13, 2007. Retrieved December 6, 2012.
- ^ "The Hottie and the Nottie Review". The People. London, England. March 23, 2008.
Disaster Of Paris; Bimbo is worst actress ever
- ^ "The 100 Worst Movies of 2008". The Times. London. October 23, 2007. Retrieved January 3, 2009.
- ^ "Today's Ten: Worst Movies Of 2008". New York Post. Archived from the original on December 6, 2008. Retrieved December 3, 2008.
- ^ Whitty, Stephen (December 27, 2007). "Worst films Of 2008: 10 films to forget". The Star-Ledger. Retrieved January 3, 2009.
- ^ Morgan, James (January 2, 2009). "The Worst Movies of 2008 - Part 5". The Tart. Retrieved January 3, 2009.
- ^ Pais, Matt (December 11, 2007). "Worst movies of 2008". Metromix. Retrieved January 3, 2009.
- ^ Mark Kermode. **The FINAL Kermode Uncut: The Ten Worst Films Of The Last Ten Years - Part Two**. BBC. Archived from the original on December 21, 2021 – via YouTube.