User:MrPersonHumanGuy

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Notes


  • Whereas a draft submitted to
    be bold
    and put it in the mainspace yourself to begin with (if you can) and hope for the best.
  • I don't like to be the only editor contributing to any given page I care about, especially the ones that I create, as that might make me feel as though those pages are mine and nobody else's, which
    just wouldn't be right
    .

Highlights

I don't mean to brag, but by that, I mean...

I completely mean to brag
!

Best questions and answers at the reference desk

  • the Animaniacs reboot
    , Yakko says "Croik misseur! Croik misseur! Croiks of all kinds!". What does he mean by "croik misseur"?
    He may have been referring to a dish called croque monsieur.
  • August 2021: How far back has something along the lines of "better forgiveness than permission" been said?
    The phrase "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." was popularized by Grace Hopper, though it goes at least as far back as 1846 with an unclear reference to Francesco Barberini.
  • December 2022: Each of the "games for you from the web" featured on Windows 10's Start menu had an infinity symbol with 5 colors on its thumbnail. What was that about?
    That is the logo of FRVR, a marketing-focused games company.
  • January 2023: What does I like your cut g mean?
    Cut means haircut and g is short for gangster, though this particular phrase could be a variation of the older saying "I like the cut of your jib".
  • April 2023: What's with the extremely long YouTube comments that start off with something like "I'm currently crying so hard right now"?
    Each comment of this sort may have have been the work of a bot or program.
  • June 2023: My mouse sometimes treats one click as a double-click. As it turns out, my mouse button occasionally fails to hold for split-seconds unless I press down on it hard. Why does it act this way?
    This is often caused by dirt getting in the way of the actuator. If it bothers you, you may as well buy a new mouse or, if you use Windows, try something called AutoHotkey.
  • November 2023: What is this "I know what you want girl" song that is used in some weird world map videos?
    "all i want is you" by Rebzyyx
  • November 2023: What does fanum tax mean?
    Fanum is a Twitch streamer who refers to the food he takes from others as his "tax", hence the phrase.

Unique jerryfoolery for April Fools

717
Sus
septunseptium

2023

At the Science reference desk, I asked for the abbreviation to the provisional name of a hypothetical element of atomic number 717 and got the answer I expected.

2024

In an effort to attempt to outdo myself, I started a joke RfC at the talk page for the lightbulb essay. However, a bunch of AfD ideas would come to me throughout the day, leading me to pretend to nominate these pages:

2025

Plans for April Fools' Day 2025

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Non-AfD plans

Requests for page protection


Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Borg

Borg

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Personnel employed by this interstellar militia are continuing to vandalize strange new worlds. They seek to make disruptive edits to life and civilizations across the galaxy as part of their aggressive recruitment campaign which involves brainwashing innocent contributors into participating in collective action against their will and better judgment. Even with everyone else's biological and technological distinctiveness at its disposal, the organization's compartmentalization and disdain for independent thought appear to make many of its crew members seem less primed to think outside the box during most encounters.

Deletion is irrelevant.MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)


Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) (2nd nomination)

Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

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This user has repeatedly engaged in disruptive combat with other mortals and has gained notoriety for making blatant

casting aspersions at them, which often results in contributors being pulled into his proximity and becoming targets for his outbursts. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk
)


Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shavian alphabet

𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑰𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐

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𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐 𐑦𐑕 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑡𐑦𐑚𐑤 𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑩𐑕𐑯𐑑 𐑕𐑩𐑓𐑦𐑖𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑰 𐑢𐑸𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑰𐑯𐑳𐑓 𐑥𐑻𐑦𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑒𐑤𐑵𐑠𐑩𐑯 𐑪𐑯 𐑢𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑰𐑩.
𐑜𐑤𐑪𐑕𐑼𐑰/Glossary:
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𐑛𐑩𐑤𐑰𐑑 delete
𐑒𐑪𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑑 comment

𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑐𐑼𐑕𐑩𐑯𐑣𐑿𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑜𐑲 (𐑑𐑭𐑤𐑒)


Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Sparta

Sparta

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This is madness! – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)


Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Yellow Face

Yellow Face

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Constantly contravenes

promotional articles for non-notable subjects like Bubble Transformer, Box of Paper Slips, Revolutionary Headphones, Fork Attractant and Non-Slip Shoes So Ha! in order to entice his customers into producing counterfeit money. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk
)

Good jokes and other kept sense

Articles with ridiculously long titles

Article titles with multiple meanings I thought would be funny

Article prose with multiple meanings I thought would be funny

  • Air Force One photo op incident:
    Although the planes were engaged in a photo op and training exercise, the citizens of New York and New Jersey had not been informed in advance; some thought it could be the makings of a terrorist attack similar to the September 11 attacks. Some people ran out of buildings while others had extra buildings to spare. When all the buildings were used up, new ones had to be built to meet demand.
  • Alliance Defending Freedom#International anti-abortion work:
    In Sweden, a midwife, Ellinor Grimmark, sued the province of Jönköping for discrimination because she was refused employment when, citing "freedom of conscience", she refused to give morning-after pills, perform abortions, or put in copper IUDs. She lost both her hearing before the Discrimination Ombudsman, and at the Jönköping district court, prompting her to get a hearing aid and a sign language interpreter.
  • Santa Claus#Tracking: The Christmas issue of NOAA's Weather Bureau Topics with "Santa Claus" streaking across a weather radar screen, 1958
    I can't believe Santa would do such a thing, especially during the winter. Even if all the children are asleep, he should at least put some pants on before he gets on his sleigh, and definitely before going down any chimney. I know the
    baby Jesus
    is sometimes shown in his birthday suit, but that doesn't justify such naughty behavior. On the other hand, that would explain why Santa prefers to let kids see him at the mall rather than at their homes on the night before Christmas.