User:NawlinWiki/List of things that will get speedily deleted

Source: Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The official guidelines for speedy deletion are at Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion. But if your article is on this list, I can promise you it will be speedily deleted:

  • Your unsigned rock band that doesn't meet
    WP:MUSIC. This is especially true of the band you started last week, and that's still looking for a bass player. It is also true of any artist or band that is "currently working on their first album/EP/mixtape". See Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band
    .
  • Any article whose sole point is to announce that its subject is gay. See Wikipedia:Attack page.
  • Any article that begins, "Not much is known about..."
  • Your backyard wrestling league, or any of its members.
  • Your fantasy wrestling league.
  • Your fantasy anything league.
  • A word you just made up, especially if it "means whatever you want it to mean." See
    WP:NEO
    .
  • Rumored Disney Channel shows/movies, or sequels to them. See
    Wikipedia is not a crystal ball
    .
  • Your five-a-side pub soccer club.
  • The sex practice involving excretory functions that you just made up.
  • Anyone who's "the coolest person in the universe."
  • Anyone who "Rokz your sockz."
  • Anyone who is "the man, the myth, the legend."
  • Anyone or anything that's "up and coming."
  • Any article that begins, "It all started when..."
  • Your girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Your teacher.
  • Your cat.
  • Your mom/dad.
  • Your YouTube film.
  • Your independent production company that makes YouTube films.
  • Your high school film class film.
  • Your fansite that you just started last week.
  • The fantasy novel that you haven't finished writing yet.
  • Your search engine optimization company.

Notice how many of these have the word "your" in them? See Wikipedia:Conflict of interest.