Wikipedia:Rouge admin

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Rouge admins are a

five pillars of evil and the Five Pillars of Untruth, who stand in the way of Wikipedia's true purpose, which is to disseminate new and controversial theories, publicise hitherto suppressed views about establishment
figures, document the stories which the...

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news media refuse to touch, suppress small businesspeople from establishing ginger monopolies as the first step to attaining secular galaxial government,[b] and bring to public attention the “Holy Grail
” which the said groups refuse to endorse.

Victims
of the Rouge admins

When the fearless blogger-after-truth stands alone before the might of

I.K. Funk & Company
rejects the call for resignation of the entire board backed by the holder of nearly two shares of common stock—that is when Wikipedia’s purpose can at last be realised.

And then it is that the Rouge admins step in. Based on the flimsiest of grounds—policy and consensus—they require not

lock
the articles.

The Truth™
being told! And, well, even if he has stepped in numerous times to, um, enforce it, it’s only because… the Rouge admins have poisoned his mind and misrepresented the situation on IRC. Or something.

The Rouge admins, scourge of

five pillars
. Damn those Rouge admins!

Although one may initially think that the Rouge admins are so named due to their well-documented red-loving proclivities, or sneaky and renegade nature (similar to, for example, the rogue character class in Dungeons & Dragons), in fact, their name stems from the red or pink makeup they use to add colour to their cheeks. In contrast, rogue administrators wear only aftershave. And clothing. Once in a while.

  • Beware the Flag of the Rouge admin!
    Beware the Flag of the Rouge admin!
  • Rouge admins: known either for their uncanny makeup skills or POV-pushers' inability to spell "rogue"
    Rouge admins: known either for their uncanny makeup skills or POV-pushers' inability to spell "rogue"
  • Bar du Admin Rouge, legendary home of the rouge admins. Note that sobriety is not a relevant issue as Rouge admins are immune to intoxication because they are never sober.
    Bar du Admin Rouge, legendary home of the rouge admins. Note that
    intoxication
    because they are never sober.
  • Something Rouge, note the disguised rouge admin browsing.
    Something Rouge, note the disguised rouge admin browsing.

See also

Notes

  1. ^ The list of affiliation groups may be expanded to suit individual taste, for example those people who see lecherousness as the meaning of life and those people who recognize chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities.
  2. ^ Ginger monopolies is the unstated but exceedingly crafty plan by several small businesspeople loosely affiliated with the E of A to corner the market in growing jolly good ginger; it is unclear if the Imperium is officially sanctioning this undertaking, and we may never fully know because a USDA probe team that had been 24/7 monitoring unmanned drones over Sydney (confining its activities pretty rigorously, sort of, to E of A and not the surrounding macrostate's territory) has suffered intermittent power failures to its critical computing infrastructure as part of sequestration requirements foisted upon the US as it went over the fiscal cliff as of March 2013.
  3. ^ Corporate America, please contact the original author for paying-in details. All major currencies accepted, we apologise that receipts cannot be provided.

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