Wikipedia:Wikiderata
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This essay sets out a prose poem of advice, support, and philosophy about Wikipedia.
The Wikiderata
Go placidly amid the
dispute resolution
.
Avoid
fringe
nostrums, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you strive for
autoconfirmed status
.
Exercise caution in your
BOOMERANG
.
Be yourself, but only behind an
anonymous editing account. Forget Essjay
at your peril.
Be not cynical about
ARBCOM
.
You are a child of the
Randy, have a right
to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you or what the essay says, there
BRD. With all its spam, frustrations, and broken dreams, Wikipedia is still an encyclopedia
.
Be cheerful. Strive to
cabal
. Really.