Wikipedia:Village stocks
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to make an edit and to remove all doubt." –Abraham Lincoln...sort of
It is a truth universally acknowledged that intelligent and otherwise sensible editors and administrators occasionally engage in acts of extreme, mind-boggling stupidity.
Based on the fundamental principle that such blatant disregard of good sense, however unintended, is best punished by humiliation, the village stocks have been built to identify the wiki-idiots in our midst.
Hall of Shame
AmiDaniel for the Revert the Right Page award
Who, while reverting vandalism to the article Pea in 2006 with a new editing tool, ended up posting the entire contents of Christianity to the Main Page instead.
Animum for the Lèse Majesté award
Who was somehow so overly impetuous as to roll back Jimbo; also accidentally blocked ClueBot, who had done nothing wrong.
Bryan Davis for the Melted the World award
Who managed, on 8 April 2014, while deploying software updates, to take down not only all of Wikipedia but all other Wikimedia wikis as well, causing them all to display only "Unable to open /usr/local/apache/common-local/wikiversions.cdb." (see [1] from about 18:00 to 18:30)
CactiStaccingCrane for the Siege Weapon Safety Fail award
Who, on 10 November 2022, edited several vital articles pages to use the Trebuchet MS font, because why not? This seemingly innocuous action confused the living heck out of Cewbot, which proceeded to make 6,000 edits incorrectly demoting vital articles from level 4 to level 5. The issue made its way to ANI and to Discord, and a tag team effort between Dudhhr, Tamzin, and K6ka reverted all the erroneous edits. CactiStaccingCrane was subsequently whacked with a wet trout, loaded into a trebuchet, and launched towards the sun.
Dan100 for the Most Understated Use of "OOPS!" as an Edit Summary award
Who, on 12 December 2005, with a shocking lack of situational awareness, indefinitely blocked WP co-founder and head honcho Jimbo.
Betacommand for the "It seemed like a good idea at the time..." award
Who used an unapproved bot to add over 1200 useless revisions to the main page to try to make it undeletable for curious individuals. They failed to hit the necessary 5000-revision mark, but did succeed in taking up lots of time and server resources for no reason.
Boldness award
On 1 August 2005, Ed Poor, one of Wikipedia's most experienced editors,
Fuhghettaboutit for the I Broke My Account award
Who, on 19 July 2017, removed the "ugly" button styling on the edit window but found himself without a save button entirely, rendering his account effectively useless until the edit was reverted by another administrator. Moral of the story: safemode is your friend.
Gmaxwell for the Conference Called award
Who, under the name
Harej for the Bad Cut-and-Paste award
Who was deleting orphaned non-free images on 17 September 2006 when he accidentally pasted the title of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace into the deletion reason field. This even rated a mention by Jimbo Wales on his talk page!
Kaldari for the Just Testing award
Who in 2014, on the pretext of being distracted by a co-worker talking about vector images, elected to replace the {{infobox}} template with one showing only four lines of data, thereby breaking almost 2 million articles. The change was reverted within two minutes, but that was not quick enough to stop {{{data}}} text from appearing all over article infoboxes, or to stop distressed editors from posting at Wikipedia:Village pump (technical) to ask who was responsible.
Magister Mathematicae for the "I missed that day at target practice" award
While intending on 24 May 2010 to lock and oversight one of a deluge of accounts created to attack
Majorly for the Commons Era award
As a Wikipedia admin moonlighting at Wikimedia Commons, he managed to delete the deletions request page on 30 October 2007.
Master of Puppets for the Town Crier award
Who, while setting up an
Maxim for the "Doesn't do anything anyway" award
Who managed, on 3 February 2008, to delete the
Moriori for the "What does this button do?" award
Who managed on 2 November 2005 to move the
Oshwah for the Filter Failure award
Who, while tweaking Filter 680 on 1 May 2022, to block non-confirmed users from adding the middle-finger emoji (\x{1F595} in
Reaper Eternal for the "Block ALL the edits" award
Who, while adjusting an
Scientizzle for the Baby and Bathwater award
Who succeeded in locking the servers for half an hour on 16 January 2008, by deleting the
SD0001 for the Best Test of an Automated Tool award
Who on 25 March 2015 managed to delete all links to the
SQL for the Time-Traveling Block Breaker award
Who on April 23, 2016 went to jokingly block Oshwah for a quick 3.14159265359 seconds. However, instead of a quick block, he managed to set the block to expire on 06:36, 18 January 1975 (screenshot). To make things stranger, Oshwah had an entirely different block expiry of 11:36, 10 May 2021, leading to a Wikimedia bug ticket being filed.
Steven Walling for the I'm the Scapegoat of the WMF award
On August 2, 2012, a WMF staff member "accidentally told the network to refuse traffic from the entire world, and the network did as it was told". Apparently, "someone was trying to block a specific IP and well, blocked the world". Oliver Keyes and Erik Möller elected to throw Steven under the bus, stating that Steven has been declared the cause of all problems and that Steven definitely did it. (According to Steven himself, the actual culprit was Asher Feldman and some other staffers, but no one seems to care...)
Trappist the monk for the Citation Needed award
Who on 1 August 2022 while making a fix to the Module:Citation/CS1/Configuration broke all CS1 citations on Wikipedia, which for several minutes were replaced in their entirety by walls of Lua error in Module:Citation/CS1 at line 1392: bad argument #1 to 'pairs' (table expected, got nil)., "Lua error in Module:Citation/CS1/Date_validation at line 946: attempt to index field 'inv_local_long' (a nil value).", among others.
Veinor and MBisanz for the "You said it wouldn't work!" award
Saying he had heard of a recent anti-vandal update that would prevent moving the
Nominations
Any editor perpetrating an act of extreme but logical stupidity can be nominated for this page, if the act or result is outrageous or amusing, but it is advisable to get their agreement, to avoid unnecessary and inappropriate distress.
Please note this is NOT a pillory. Its purpose is to amuse, and in essence is a type of cautionary tale, warning us all of the pitfalls waiting to lure us all in (not unlike Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars). It should never be offensive or accusatory, and anyone posted is free to remove themselves at any time.
Sentences can be confirmed by posting Template:Stocks on the recipient's talk page. Consider also using the following barnstar for serious Wiki-breaking offences:
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