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"Die Semi-Hard" is the seventh episode of the

IMDB, holding a 7.6 rating score as of February 2024.[3] The episode is a clear parody of the action thriller movie Die Hard
, with many direct references and jokes about the movie being made.

"Die Semi-Hard"
The Cleveland Show episode
Episode no.Season 3
Episode 7
Directed bySeung-Woo Cha
Written byJohn Viener
Production code3APS10
Original air dateDecember 11, 2011 (2011-12-11)
Guest appearances
Huey Lewis as Guy Who Looks Like Huey Lewis
Ava Acres as Little Girl
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In this episode, to help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favourite holiday themed movies, Die Hard. The episode heavily references the popular joke about Die Hard being a Christmas movie. "Die Semi-Hard" was released on DVD

along with all twenty-one other episodes from the third season on March 3rd, 2013.

Plot

To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favourite holiday themed movies, Die Hard.

After detective Cleveland Brown flies into Los Angeles to meet his wife at her job at Waterman International, he tells his limo driver Rallo about some of his marriage troubles while he hopes to reconcile during the office Christmas party. Meeting with his wife, he takes off his shoes and tries to be romantic but Donna resists his charms and returns to the party alone.

Meanwhile, a group of thieves led by Tim posing as terrorists take the party guests hostage and separate Mr. Waterman in order to gain access to the Waterman International vault.

Cleveland tosses his shoes out the window over a nearby poser line when he hears gunshots and arrives as Mr. Waterman is killed. Hearing noise from Cleveland, Tim sends Kendra out to investigate where she is killed by Cleveland. As the terrorists discover Kendra's body, they hear Cleveland trying to use his radio to call for police and start shooting. Police dispatcher Roberta sends officer Cleveland Brown, Jr. to investigate. As Cleveland dispatches another of the terrorists and escapes into an air shaft, Jr. arrives but is told by a guy that looks like Huey Lewis but is really one of the terrorists that all is well and starts to leave. To get his attention, Cleveland throws a janitor out the window onto Jr. squad car. Jr. frantically backs away as the terrorists fire on his car.

As police surround the building, Cleveland taunts the terrorists but slips and gives away his location. As Robert Tubbs struggle to crack the vault, the gift exchange at the party hostages goes on. But when Donny's gift turns out to be a small package of golf balls in a large box he is shot too. As Cleveland and Jr. exchange banter over the radio, Tim arrives but is taken by surprise. Tim manages to come up with a name on the office list and fools Cleveland who gives him a gun which her turns of Cleveland. Cleveland manages to distract him momentarily and takes out another of the henchmen as he escapes. As Cleveland hides behind a wall of glass and keeps Tim and Lester pinned down, Tim orders Lester to shoot out the glass after noticing Cleveland's bare feet. Cleveland is forced to retreat through the glass picking up several shards in the process. Despite picking out much of the glass, Cleveland leaves bloody footprints behind him.

Two FBI agents arrive and order the building power to be cut off which results in the vault opening. The terrorists take Cleveland's friend Holt hostage but kill him after they learn that they also hold Cleveland's wife Donna. As Cleveland ponders his next move, Lester manages to sneak up on him but is hung from a chain by Cleveland after telling him that the hostages have been moved to the roof with explosives. Arriving on the roof, Cleveland orders everyone off but the FBI agents in a helicopter mistake Cleveland for one of the terrorists and open fire on him. Tim orders the roof blow as Cleveland ties a fire hose around his waist and jumps from the rooftop. The blast engulfs the helicopter as Cleveland shoots his way back into the building. As Cleveland catches Tim and his last henchman, Tim grams Donna and holds her at gunpoint forcing Cleveland to drop his gun. As Tim thinks he's won, Cleveland draws a second gun taped to his back and shoots Tim and the henchman, forcing Tim through the window. Tim grabs Donna's wig and holds her by the hair. Cleveland makes Donna undo her wig as Tim falls to his death.

Outside as the surviving hostages are freed, Donna and Cleveland reconcile. Lester springs up shooting at the two to be killed by Jr. who also shoots Walt noting that he shoots kids.

The scene returns to the nativity scene as only Jr. and Roberta remain awake. Jr. enthusiastically asks about a sequel to be told they will see what the internet has to say first.

Production

Seth MacFarlane did not provide his voice for the episode, as he was busy with his movie "Ted"

"Die Semi-Hard" was one of the 3 episodes written by John Viener and was the 2nd episode directed by Seung-Woo Cha. The episode is the first and only full entry parody episode of The Cleveland Show.

Due to working on his movie Ted, Seth MacFarlane didn't voice Tim in this episode as he usually does, but Tim is instead voiced by Jess Harnell.

The episode marks the first appearance of Jeffery, Bruce's boyfriend in Family Guy, who was never seen on TV before.

Reception

"Die Semi-Hard" was broadcast on December 11th, 2011 as part of Fox's Animation Domination block. The episode was preceded by The Simpsons episode Holidays of Future Passed and was followed by the Family Guy episode Grumpy Old Man.[4] It was watched by 5.07 million viewers and was the 2nd lowest episode premiere on Animation Domination that night.[5]

The reaction of television critics to "Die Semi-Hard" were generally positive. The website Bubble Blabber[6] was mixed on the episode, giving it a score of 6/10, joking near the end that maybe next time they'll "try harder".[7]

John Hugar of Uproxx called the episode one of the shows essential episodes and was overwhelmingly positive to it, saying "If only this episode had aired in the first season, this show might have had a chance."[8]

References

  1. ^ "TV Listings for - December 11, 2011 - TV Tango". www.tvtango.com. Retrieved 2024-02-04.
  2. ^ Hugar, John (2014-09-26). "Everyone Should Check Out These Episodes Of 'The Cleveland Show'". UPROXX. Retrieved 2024-02-03.
  3. ^ "The Cleveland Show" Die Semi-Hard (TV Episode 2011) ⭐ 7.6 | Animation, Adventure, Comedy, retrieved 2024-02-04
  4. ^ "TV Listings for - December 11, 2011 - TV Tango". www.tvtango.com. Retrieved 2024-02-03.
  5. ^ "Spotted Ratings, Sunday 12/11/11 (FINALS)". Retrieved 2024-02-03.
  6. ^ "Review: The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"". 12 December 2011.
  7. ^ Schwarz, John (2011-12-12). "Review: The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"". Bubbleblabber. Retrieved 2024-02-04.
  8. ^ Hugar, John (2014-09-26). "Everyone Should Check Out These Episodes Of 'The Cleveland Show'". UPROXX. Retrieved 2024-02-04.