Laura Warholic
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Laura Warholic; or, The Sexual Intellectual is a 2007 novel by Alexander Theroux. The plot concerns the relationship between Eugene Eyestones, the writer of an advice column called "The Sexual Intellectual", and his editor's ex-wife, Laura Warholic, whom Eyestones pities more than likes. This basic story provides the jumping off point for Theroux's satire of American culture.
Publication
The book was published by
The cover design by the author, features an unreferenced photo of Evelyn Nesbit taken by Rudolf Eickemeyer in 1901. It has been criticized as "misleading at best", as the title character is not a beauty, and the subtitle refers to an advice column in the novel.[2] After the bound galleys of the novel were produced in September 2006, Theroux added this sentence to justify the cover art, describing protagonist Eugene Eyestones's room: "Almost in counterpoint [to an "ikon of the Madonna"] hung a photograph of the transfiguringly lovely Evelyn Nesbit, the 'Girl on the Velvet Swing,' vivid of beauty, long of hair, American ikon of sex and scandal, love and loss" (p. 71).
Plot summary
Eugene Eyestones, an erudite recluse and bespectacled Vietnam veteran, writes The Sexual Intellectual, a column that discusses anything related to sex, as a contributor to Quink, a monthly magazine published in Boston by Minot Warholic. Quink has an eclectic group of coworkers and collaborators, diverse people ready to disagree and display prejudices. They include characters named Discknickers, the “pseudo-fascist” accountant; Ratnaster, the atheist interviewer; Duxbak, Eyestones' only friend; Mutrix, the homophobe lawyer; Chasuble, the homophile movie critic; and lesbians Ann Marie Tubb and The Krauthammer.
Laura Warholic,[3] the estranged former wife of the publisher, had moved from San Francisco to Boston, where she is being befriended by Eyestones. She is younger and described as sexless, lacking charm, interests, drive, and ambition. She is interested only in rock and rock musicians. Pity appears his main attractive force to her, yet he also exploits her for his writings. Eyestones has secret longings for Rapunzel Wisht, a beautiful young woman working at the local bakery.
After writing a misogynistic essay that even Warholic finds it "harsh on the chicks", Eyestones takes a break from writing and invites Laura on a summer vacation drive across the country. During their tour, their incompatibility becomes obvious. Back in Boston, they start to drift apart, and Laura becomes obsessed with the Craven Slucks, a local rock band, throwing herself at its lead singer Jeff. After the office Christmas party, Eyestones joins coworkers for a trip to a strip bar. Crayola de Blu, the main attraction, is none other than his adored Rapunzel; he is angry, feels cheated, lost and deprived. He concludes that all this was his own shortcomings and that he had exploited Laura. Confessing his failures to Duxbak, Eyestones realizes that he has to ask for forgiveness. He tries to see Laura to amend, but due to a misidentification gets shot and killed. Laura, lonely and desolate, hangs herself.
Reception
Mark Burstein bemoans the absence of good editorial help in the novel's publishing.[2] In the years leading up to publication, Theroux added a good deal of material to the original manuscript, completed in 2000.[8]
References
- ^ a b c Anthony Miller (November 11, 2007). "The Satirical Intellectual". LA CityBeat. Archived from the original on January 20, 2008.
- ^ a b Mark Burstein. "On Editing the Novel (a Primer): Laura Warholic by Alexander Theroux". February 8, 2010. Retrieved March 1, 2011.
- ^ Her surname is Sparkley on p. 423. Cf. the poem “Laura Sparkley Takes Her Sketchpad to a Café” and “The Gospel According to Laura Sparkley,” among other poems, in Theroux’s Collected Poems (Fantagraphics, 2015), pp. 189-202.
- ^ Boston Globe. Retrieved August 8, 2015.
- New York Times. Retrieved August 8, 2015.
- ^ Scott Bryan Wilson (December 9, 2007). "Encyclopedia Warholica". Powell’s. Archived from the original on September 24, 2015. Retrieved August 8, 2015.
- Washington Post. Retrieved August 8, 2015.
- ^ We Told You So: Comics as Art (Fantagraphics, 2016), p. 586.