Sir Les Patterson

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Sir Leslie Colin Patterson is a fictional character created and portrayed by Australian comedian Barry Humphries. Patterson is obese, lecherous and offensive.

Character origins

By Humphries' own account, the character of Patterson first appeared in a one-man show that he performed at the

Humphries (who gave up alcohol in the 1970s) said in 2016 that "in Les I can release my alcoholism". He found that of all his characters Sir Les caused the most offence Down Under, as Australians are "deeply conventional" and "like being bossed around".[2]

Stage, film and TV appearances

On stage

For more than 30 years, the character of Sir Les Patterson was a regular feature in Barry Humphries' solo theatrical appearances in Australia and the United Kingdom, during which he performed a monologue and frequently burst into song. Some of Patterson's specific monologues (as documented in the theatre programmes for Humphries' various shows) included the following:

• "The Yartz", from Isn't it Pathetic at His Age? (Australian tour, 1978–79) and A Night with Dame Edna; (UK tour, 1978–79)
• "Peter and the Shark", from The Last Night of the Poms (London, 1981) and Song of Australia (Melbourne and Sydney, 1983)
• "Les looking good", from An Evening's Intercourse with Barry Humphries (Australian tour, 1981; UK tour, 1982)
• "Les Patterson presents his broad-based package", from Tears Before Bedtime (Australian tour, 1985–86) and Back with a Vengeance (UK tour, 1987–88)
• "Les Patterson gets an Audience", from Look at Me When I'm Talking to You (Australian and UK tours, 1994–95)
• "Address to the nation", from Back to My Roots (and Other Suckers (Australian tour, 2003)
• "My Sacred Trust", from Back with a Vengeance: A New Effort (Australian tour, 2006–07)

During the Australian tour of Remember You're Out! (1999), it was stated that Patterson would not appear for fear of offending Humphries' more genteel fans; the character nevertheless made an appearance (as a scripted but seemingly unexpected gate crashing) during the show's second act.

In an effort to specifically satisfy fans of Les Patterson's earthy humour, Humphries performed two one-man shows entirely in Patterson's guise: one in London, entitled Les Patterson Rampant in Whitehall (June–July 1996) and another in New York, entitled Les Patterson Unzipped (Zipper Theater, 2 May 2005). The London performance was recorded and has since been released both as an audio tape and a video tape, under the title Live and Rampant: Les Patterson has a Stand-Up.

Film and television

On television, Patterson presented a documentary about the

• Another Audience with Dame Edna Everage (1984)
• Dame Edna's Christmas Experience (1987)
• The Dame Edna Satellite Experience (1989)
• A Late Lunch with Les (1991)
• Les Patterson and the Great Chinese Takeaway (1997)
• Barry Humphries' Flashbacks (1999)
• Aussies: Who Gives a XXXX (2001)
• The Dame Edna Treatment (five episodes, 2007).

Barry Humphries was interviewed in Patterson's guise on numerous TV talk shows, including Parkinson (1982), Clive James, Clive Anderson's All Talk (1995), The Panel (2003) and Rove Live (2005).

In 1987, Sir Les Patterson was the basis of an ambitious full-length feature film, Les Patterson Saves the World, which was a critical and commercial failure.

Other appearances in character

Personal appearances

In 1983, the

In 1986, Humphries as Patterson was awarded the Douglas Wilkie Medal for doing the least for football in the best and fairest manner. His dislike for the game of Australian rules football was illustrated when he coated a leather football in cream cake, and fed it to a camel.

Depictions in art

In 1999, expatriate Australian photographer Polly Borland created a memorable image of Sir Les Patterson (seated on a toilet, waving an Australian flag) as part of a series entitled Australians, which was exhibited at the respective National Portrait Galleries in London (2000) and Canberra (2001).^[4][5]

In 2000, a portrait of Humphries as Patterson by painter Bill Leak won the Packing Room Prize at the Archibald Prize.^[6] In 2014, Tim Storrier's full-length painting, The Member, Dr Sir Leslie Colin Patterson KCB AO, also won the Packing Room Prize.^[7]

Fictional biography

Early life and education

Sir Leslie Colin Patterson

In various published sources, Les Patterson listed his hobbies as "pocket billiards and sauna construction in Thailand" (according to a 1995 programme bio)^[11] and "wine tasting and infidelity" (according to a 2005 CV).^[8]

Professional life

Over a career of more than four decades, Sir Les Patterson held numerous positions in the public and private sector, including the following:

• Employee in the Office of Custom and Excise (Literature Division) (1960s)^[14]
• Minister for Shark Conservation (1960s)^[9]
• Minister for Drought under the Gough Whitlam administration (early 1970s)
• Cultural Attaché to the Far East (1974)
• Cultural Attaché to the Court of St James's (1975–76)
• Minister for Inland Drainage and Rodent Control
• Chairman and Treasurer of the Thursday Island Film Commission (by 1978)^[13]
• Member of the Government Select Committee into the High Incidence of Transvestism in the Yartz (arts) (by 1978)^[13]
• Chairman of the Australian Cheese Board (by 1978)
• Chairman of the Australian Chapter of the International Cheese Board (by 1985)
• Chairman of the Australian Fillum Facility (by 1985)
• Emeritus Vice-Chancellor of the London School of Australian Studies (by 1985)^[15]
• Founder of the Sir Les Patterson School of Etiquette (by 1993)^[16]
• Food and Beverage consultant,
  Sydney Institute (by 2003)^[8]
• Etiquette and protocol advisor to the Australian Federal Government (by 2003)[8]
• Member of
  Australian Peacekeeping Mission to Baghdad (by 2003)^[8]
• Cultural ambassador to the United States (by 2005)
• Minister for Sport with special responsibility to keep sports rampantly heterosexual and "blokey"
• Minister for the "Yartz"

Published works

From the 1970s onwards, Barry Humphries released a number of books and recordings under the guise of Sir Les Patterson.

Books

• Les Patterson's Australia, Melbourne: Sun Books, 1978.
• The Traveller's Tool, London: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd, 1985.
• The Enlarged and Extended Tool, (reported to be 'in preparation', 2005)

Filmography

• Live and Rampant: Les Patterson has a Stand Up (1996)
• Les Patterson Saves the World (1987)

Discography

Albums

Singles

Appearances on other recordings

• Song of Australia: An Educational Sonorama (original 1983 Australian cast); Bilarm Music BAC26 (2006)
• Barry Humphries: Dada Days (Moonee Ponds Muse Volume 2; Raven Records RVCD-34 (1993)
• The Dame Edna Party Experience; Epic Records 463235 1 (1988)
• World Expo 88: The Songs; EMI Records, EMP 8801 (1988)
• LP: The Les Patterson Long Player (music and dialogue from Les Patterson Saves The World); WEA Records 254779.1 (1987)
• Dame Edna Everage: The Last Night of the Poms; EMI Records EMC2742/3 (1981)
• Barry Humphries presents Housewife Superstar! (original London cast); Charisma Records 9124 004 (1976)

References