The Muffin Tops

"**The Muffin Tops**"
"The Muffin Tops"
Seinfeld episode
Episode no.	Season 8; Episode 21
Directed by	Andy Ackerman
Written by	Spike Feresten
Production code	821
Original air date	May 8, 1997
Guest appearances
	Wayne Knight as Newman; Reuven Bar-Yotam as Foreign Guy; Rena Sofer as Mary Anne; Melinda Clarke as Alex; Richard Fancy as Mr. Lippman; Sonya Eddy as Rebecca DeMornay; John O'Hurley as Jacopo "J." Peterman; Lee Bear as George Steinbrenner (uncredited); Larry David as George Steinbrenner (voice, uncredited);
Episode chronology
← Previous; "The Millennium"	Next →; "The Summer of George"
	Seinfeld season 8
	List of episodes

"The Muffin Tops" is the 155th episode of the sitcom

Mr. Lippman

run a business selling only the tops of muffins.

Plot

This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. (December 2017) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)

A tourist asks
Steinbrenner. Steinbrenner phones the CEO of Tyler Chicken to say he is unwilling to share George. Tyler does not know who George is, but reasons that he must be important for Steinbrenner to call, so he offers to convert all Yankees concessions to chicken, free of charge, in exchange for George working exclusively at Tyler Chicken.^[2]

The tourist runs into George at a bar. He makes George return his clothing, leaving him in his boxers. Mary Ann finds George using the bathroom phone to call Jerry, asking him to get him some clothes, and comments that she told him New York would eat him alive.
While eating the top off a muffin at J. Peterman's book signing,
Mr. Lippman
, who is publishing the book, that someone should open a store selling just the tops. Lippman starts a business called "Top of the Muffin to You!". When the business starts to fail, Lippman asks Elaine for advice in exchange for 30% of the profits. She tells him that he must make the whole muffin, then pop the top from the stump, and give the stumps to the homeless shelter. But after complaints about the muffin stumps, the shelter refuses to take them.
While trying to even out his chest hair, Jerry ends up shaving it all off. He worries what his girlfriend Alex will think, until he discovers she is fond of hairless dogs. He continues to shave his chest, telling Alex he is naturally hairless. Kramer warns Jerry that shaving will accelerate the hair's growth.
Elaine confesses to Kramer that the stories he sold to J. Peterman were put into Peterman's biography. Kramer goes to the book signing, claiming he is "the real Peterman", and is kicked out. He then starts conducting "The Peterman Reality Tour" on a school bus for $37.50. Kramer asks Jerry and Alex to take the tour. Elaine asks Kramer to get rid of the muffin stumps on his tour. Kramer prolongs the tour into the night, searching in vain for a dump that will take the stumps. As the full moon comes out, Jerry's chest begins itching from hair growth. He runs off the bus and into the forest to scratch his chest, howling like a werewolf at the relief.
Elaine hires Newman to eat the muffin stumps.

Production

"The Peterman Reality Tour" was based on
police scanner and using it to eavesdrop on his neighbors. Elaine then used info obtained from the police scanner against her boyfriend.^[4] Two days before filming, an episode of Frasier used a similar story, so writer Spike Feresten quickly came up with the muffin tops story as a replacement, inspired by a girlfriend named Laurie who only ate the tops of muffins.^[3]

The luggage mishap was based on the time a man at a bar asked Feresten to watch his luggage. Rather than waiting as George does in the episode, Feresten abandoned the luggage when he left the bar an hour later.[4] On the day of filming, the actor cast to play Don Tyler completely refused to bob his head. With no time to re-cast the part, a member of the production crew, Pete G. Papanickolas, was asked to fill the role.^[4]
The werewolf scene is a parody of Jack Nicholson's character from the 1994 film Wolf. The closing scene with Newman is a Pulp Fiction parody.^[3]

References

^ "Seinfeld Season 8 Episodes". TV Guide. Retrieved December 10, 2021.

^ Riffel, Brent E. The Feathered Kingdom: Tyson Foods and the Transformation of American Land, Labor, and Law, 1930-2005. ProQuest, UMI Dissertation Publishing, 2011, p. 236.

^ ^a ^b ^c Seinfeld Season 8: Inside Look - "The Muffin Tops" (DVD). Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. 2007.

^ ^a ^b ^c Feresten, Spike; Louis-Dreyfus, Julia; Alexander, Jason (2007). Seinfeld Season 8: Audio Commentary - "The Muffin Tops" (DVD). Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.

External links

"The Muffin Tops" at
IMDb

v
t
e
Seinfeld episodes
Season 1

"The Seinfeld Chronicles"

"The Stake Out"

"The Robbery"

"Male Unbonding"

"The Stock Tip"

Season 2

"The Ex-Girlfriend"

"The Pony Remark"

"The Jacket"

"The Phone Message"

"The Apartment"

"The Statue"

"The Revenge"

"The Heart Attack"

"The Deal"

"The Baby Shower"

"The Chinese Restaurant"

"The Busboy"

Season 3

"The Note"

"The Truth"

"The Pen"

"The Dog"

"The Library"

"The Parking Garage"

"The Cafe"

"The Tape"

"The Nose Job"

"The Stranded"

"The Alternate Side"

"The Red Dot"

"The Subway"

"The Pez Dispenser"

"The Suicide"

"The Fix-Up"

"The Boyfriend"†

"The Limo"

"The Good Samaritan"

"The Letter"

"The Parking Space"

"The Keys"

Season 4

"The Trip"†

"The Pitch"

"The Ticket"

"The Wallet"

"The Watch"

"The Bubble Boy"

"The Cheever Letters"

"The Opera"

"The Virgin"

"The Contest"

"The Airport"

"The Pick"

"The Movie"

"The Visa"

"The Shoes"

"The Outing"

"The Old Man"

"The Implant"

"The Junior Mint"

"The Smelly Car"

"The Handicap Spot"

"The Pilot"†

Season 5

"The Mango"

"The Puffy Shirt"

"The Glasses"

"The Sniffing Accountant"

"The Bris"

"The Lip Reader"

"The Non-Fat Yogurt"

"The Barber"

"The Masseuse"

"The Cigar Store Indian"

"The Conversion"

"The Stall"

"The Dinner Party"

"The Marine Biologist"

"The Pie"

"The Stand In"

"The Wife"

"The Raincoats"†

"The Fire"

"The Hamptons"

"The Opposite"

Season 6

"The Chaperone"

"The Big Salad"

"The Pledge Drive"

"The Chinese Woman"

"The Couch"

"The Gymnast"

"The Soup"

"The Mom & Pop Store"

"The Secretary"

"The Race"

"The Switch"

"The Label Maker"

"The Scofflaw"

"The Highlights of 100"†

"The Beard"

"The Kiss Hello"

"The Doorman"

"The Jimmy"

"The Doodle"

"The Fusilli Jerry"

"The Diplomat's Club"

"The Face Painter"

"The Understudy"

Season 7

"The Engagement"

"The Postponement"

"The Maestro"

"The Wink"

"The Hot Tub"

"The Soup Nazi"

"The Secret Code"

"The Pool Guy"

"The Sponge"

"The Gum"

"The Rye"

"The Caddy"

"The Seven"

"The Cadillac"†

"The Shower Head"

"The Doll"

"The Friar's Club"

"The Wig Master"

"The Calzone"

"The Bottle Deposit"†

"The Wait Out"

"The Invitations"

Season 8

"The Foundation"

"The Soul Mate"

"The Bizarro Jerry"

"The Little Kicks"

"The Package"

"The Fatigues"

"The Checks"

"The Chicken Roaster"

"The Abstinence"

"The Andrea Doria"

"The Little Jerry"

"The Money"

"The Comeback"

"The Van Buren Boys"

"The Susie"

"The Pothole"

"The English Patient"

"The Nap"

"The Yada Yada"

"The Millennium"

"The Muffin Tops"

"The Summer of George"

Season 9

"The Butter Shave"

"The Voice"

"The Serenity Now"

"The Blood"

"The Junk Mail"

"The Merv Griffin Show"

"The Slicer"

"The Betrayal"

"The Apology"

"The Strike"

"The Dealership"

"The Reverse Peephole"

"The Cartoon"

"The Strongbox"

"The Wizard"

"The Burning"

"The Bookstore"

"The Frogger"

"The Maid"

"The Puerto Rican Day"

"The Chronicle"†

"The Finale"†

† Indicates two-part episode

Retrieved from "https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Muffin_Tops&oldid=1217390528"

[tvguide-1] "Seinfeld Season 8 Episodes". TV Guide. Retrieved December 10, 2021.

[2] Riffel, Brent E. The Feathered Kingdom: Tyson Foods and the Transformation of American Land, Labor, and Law, 1930-2005. ProQuest, UMI Dissertation Publishing, 2011, p. 236.

[InsLook-3] Seinfeld Season 8: Inside Look - "The Muffin Tops" (DVD). Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. 2007.

[AudioCom-4] Feresten, Spike; Louis-Dreyfus, Julia; Alexander, Jason (2007). Seinfeld Season 8: Audio Commentary - "The Muffin Tops" (DVD). Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.

[2]

[4]

[3]