User:Angerxiety/Assume everyone is out to get you
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 | This page in a nutshell: Assume everyone (especially Jimmy Wales ) is against you, no matter what. |
Don't
newcomer
, they are trying to ostracize you.
Assume that every edit, no matter how good it is, is made with contempt towards you, and you personally.