User:Baseballfan789

I like muffins. My favorite food is muffins. I eat them with butter or sometimes cream cheese.

Things I like

My favorite things are muffins. If you asked me what I like, I would tell you that I like muffins. If i wrote a list of foods that I like, muffins would be on it. If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have one thing, I would choose to have a muffin. I would then eat the muffin, and thoroughly enjoy it.

Why I like Muffins

They're so tasty! Bagels aren't better

The Ten Commandments of Muffins

1. Thou shall not separate

from their stump.
2. Thou shall not take the name of muffins in vain (e. g. "Oh my Muffin!")
3. Remember muffins by consuming them on the Sabbath
4. Honor thy father and thy muffin.
5. Thou shall not kill muffin vendors.
6. Thou shall not commit adultery at a bakery
7. Thou shall not steal muffins from vendors.
8. Thou shall not bear false witness on thy muffin's taste.
9. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife's muffin.
10 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's muffin

Funny Stuff

If you used a chart to describe me, you would have to put an X in the muffin-liking column!