User:Gnorthup/Medical attention

If you have come into contact with User:Gnorthup, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING MEDICAL INSTRUCTIONS:

• Set up a camera and keep it rolling on you for the remainder of this procedure.
• Rinse your eyes under HOT water for 5 minutes.
• Open the
  Main page
  and stare a it while smacking yourself for another 5 minutes.
• Re-enact that part of that
  Dick Van Dike
  show's opening where Dick keeps getting injured. If you don't know this, just whack yourself senseless with a baseball bat.
• While in a daze, have someone sprinkle holy water on you.
• Give yourself elctroshock therapy with two wires and a lightbulb holder (sans a lightbulb).
• Run around outside during a thuderstorm with:
  1. A kite.
  2. A large conductive rod.
• Admit yourself to a mental hospital by streaking outside and screaming incomprehensible words.
• Once you get out, look at Wikipedia again. If you have any attraction, repeat this process from the second bullet.
• Stop the camera and upload the image to Youtube under the name "Wikipedia Excorsism".
• Send an email to all of your friends with the link to the video, and request them to forward it to everyone they know.
• Send me the same email.
• Consider yourself cured, retard.