User:Jack Sparra

I am Jack Sparra, Wikipedia user and great fan of Captain Jack Sparrow.

I would like to note that, while I have been away, someone vandalized my page, replacing it with a statement that I was clearly an idiot. I don't know who he or she was, but he or she does. He or she knows, deep down, that they are the idiot, and a vandal to boot.

Favorite quotes:

• When all you have is stick, everything looks like a kneecap.

  Vlad Taltos

Userboxes CG This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel." This user is a Pirate. Arrr! This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr! SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. Discordian Pope . So please treat him/her right.