User:Sam Spade/Detective agency

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Welcome to the Sam Spade detective agency

Our goal is to provide top-notch investigative service to our clients, promote justice and discourage corruption, and to combine our efforts as effectively as possible. We collect data regarding dubious persons and circumstances, and put them to good use at the appropriate time and place. Because of that I advise against becoming a public member. Those wishing public membership despite the copious hassles involved may contact me on the talk page.

Those wishing to remain confidential may:

contact me by email..

Emails are welcome.