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Schierbecker
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Colonel James Burton is a pathological liar: The Bradley Wars
- Currently working on
- Armored Gun System
- M551 Sheridan
- MBT-70
- M1 Abrams
- Bradley Fighting Vehicle
- XM2001 Crusader
- Future Combat Systems Manned Ground Vehicles
- Armored Systems Modernization
- Interim Armored Vehicle
- M1128 Mobile Gun System
- Next Generation Combat Vehicle
- Optionally Manned Fighting Vehicle
- Mobile Protected Firepower
- Armored Multi-Purpose Vehicle
- Infantry Squad Vehicle
- M1288 GMV 1.1
- Army Ground Mobility Vehicle
- Future Scout and Cavalry System/TRACER
- M270 Multiple Launch Rocket System
Soviet/Russian tanks
- Past projects
- M46 Patton
- M47 Patton
- M48 Patton
- M103 (heavy tank)
- 2037 bomber
- Someday
- To do
Wikiality
INT. COLBERT REPORT SET - NIGHT
The Colbert Report theme music plays as the camera zooms in on the host, STEPHEN COLBERT, sitting at his desk. The audience cheers and applauds.
Stephen Colbert: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Colbert Report! Tonight, we have a very special guest: the founder of Wikipedia, Jimmy Wales. Jimmy, thanks for joining us.
Wales: Thank you, Stephen. It's a pleasure to be here on your "Colbert Wiki-Report."
Colbert: So, Jimmy, Wikipedia is all about editing information. Some say it's not the most reliable source. What do you say to that?
Wales: Well, Stephen, at Wikipedia we believe in the power of the "Wiki-truth." Editing a Wiki page is like wielding a magic wand, transforming one's whims into the reality we all share.
Colbert: Ah, the "Wiki-truth." Sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel. Can I "Wiki-believe" in it?
Wales: Absolutely, Stephen. It's not just about belief; it's about "Wiki-perception." If you can edit it, you can perceive it.
Colbert furrows his brow in contemplation, pondering the Wiki-implications of this newfound information.
Colbert: Alright, Jimmy, prove it to me. I've got my doubts.
Wales: Stephen, let's take your doubts and turn them into Wiki-certainty. I've prepared a little demonstration for you.
Jimmy Wales pulls out a laptop, opens Wikipedia, and begins typing fervently.
Wales: Stephen, to truly grasp the power of Wiki-reality, I propose a simple test. Pick any historical fact, and together, we shall edit it on Wikipedia. Watch as the world reshapes itself.
Colbert: Alright, Jimmy, let's test the waters. How about we make me the first person to walk on the moon?
Wales: Bold choice, Stephen. Let the editing commence!
Jimmy Wales starts typing on his laptop, editing Colbert's Wikipedia page.
Colbert: This is absurd, Jimmy. No one is going to believe I walked on the moon.
Wales: Ah, but in the Wiki-verse, belief is malleable. Let's see what the Wiki-people decide.
After a moment, Jimmy Wales reveals the edited Wikipedia page.
Colbert: I can't believe I'm saying this, but according to Wikipedia, I'm now the moonwalker Colbert. This is insane.
Wales: Now, Stephen, let's gauge the Wiki-reaction. Any believers in the audience?
The audience nods approvingly in unison. The audience starts chanting, "All hail Colbert, the first person on the moon!"
Colbert: This proves nothing, Jimmy. Just because it's on Wikipedia doesn't make it real.
As Colbert shakes his head in disbelief. The audience is fanatical in their belief now: "Colbert, the moonwalker!"
Wales: Ah, but that's the beauty of Wiki-reality, Stephen. It's a collaborative tapestry woven by the Wiki-people. Now, let's take it a step further. How about we edit history and make you the inventor of sliced bread?
Colbert: I detest this! You are going too far. Sliced bread is a sacred invention. I can't just claim credit for it.
Wales: But, Stephen, the ride has just begun! We can't predict where the doughy-twists and turns will take us.
Wales manically types away, emphasizing the "Wiki" in each edit, as Colbert's distress deepens.
Colbert: This is insanity, Jimmy! I feel like I'm in a trance, and every "Wiki" you add is a dagger into my sanity.
Wales: Fear not, Stephen. The Wiki-people thrive on unpredictability. We're sculpting a Wiki-legend here!
Colbert clutches his head, overwhelmed by the absurdity of his ever-expanding Wiki-tale.
Wales: Embrace the Wiki-revolution, Stephen. You are now… the Wiki-legend, the harbinger of Wiki-madness, the Akira of the Wiki-verse!
Colbert convulses as Jimmy's Wiki-editing powers transform him into a colossal, nightmarish entity.
Colbert: Jimmy, something's not right. I feel... lost.
Wales: Ah, Stephen, you're getting it! Embrace the Wiki-ambiguity.
Colbert looks around the studio, a perplexed expression on his face.
Colbert: Who am I? What's my name?
Wales: In the Wiki-verse, names are mere echoes. You are whoever the Wiki-people imagine.
Colbert struggles to remember, Was it Stew? Esteban? His identity is slipping through the Wiki-void.
Colbert: I can't remember! Am I the moonwalker, the bread-slicer, or something else?
Wales: You're a Wiki-phenomenon, my good friend, a canvas painted by Wiki-imagination.
Colbert, now a monstrous entity, experiences a never-ending cycle of Wiki-consciousness, trapped in a state of perpetual madness. The audience, once amused, watches in rapt, horrified silence.
Colbert (distorted voice): I have no Wiki-mouth, and I must Wiki-scream!
The studio plunges into a chaotic abyss as the echo of Colbert's agonized scream reverberates. Jimmy Wales' laughter echoes through the desolated studio.
Accolades
[Schierbecker] is deleting edits by other people to deny a consensus on the M113 Wiki web page. This is in direct violation of the Wiki guidelines.
Her obvious bias and personal prejudice against Mike Sparks (read her talk page) should result in her being removed from editing decisions on that page.
She is deleting edits by myself and others with NO FACTUAL BASIS OR JUSTIFICATION.
She just rants that she hates what Mike Sparks stands for in her discussion page. One of her statements contradicts itself: she edits the M113 page back to the "only one" person calls the M113 the Gavin wording while simultaneously, in-the-same-breadth complaining about OTHERS who agree with Mike editing the page to reflect that they also call the M113 the Gavin! --Mike Sparks
Trivia
- In July 2010, I deleted the "Mаin Page."
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All the World's Aircraft
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Fighting Ships
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Armour and Artillery
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Military Vehicles and Ground Support Equipment
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Weapon Systems
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Jane's Misc
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Misc
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