Jackal Rodriguez Conswala Veridia Condor Tragdor Sextus Marcus Constantinople Zeus Smith I Is the self proclaimed God of Latin and Everything Super Cool in the Universe, or just the ‘G.L.E.S.C.U.’.

Early Life

Smith, as he is more commonly known, has been around since before time itself. By the time he hit puberty, his power was so great that the mere thinking of talking about thinking about thinking about talking about thinking about saying his name could destroy ten thousand planets and star in an instant. This thought often amused Smith until the day he realized: there were no worlds to be destroyed by the thinking of talking about thinking about thinking about talking about thinking about saying his name. So he decided to create the Universe, but he would need help. With this he decided to split his powers between himself and his three sons, whom he would have to create posthaste. After the completion of his sons was complete he endowed them each with equal shares of his power. Thus God, Vindiesil, and Mr. T were born (contrary to popular opinion, Smith did not give some of his powers to Chuck Norris).