User:Thejadefalcon/Autobiography
My Life Story
Well, it all started when my mummy and my daddy shared a very special hug... [insert disturbingly detailed biological aside here]... and then, nine months later, I was born. I was a bit on the wee side, but that was the beginning of the man, the legend, the nincompoop you see before you.
I first joined Wikipedia at the grand old age of 18 and I was a utter, utter
Regarding my username, it comes from
If a person I have adopted (whether in the past or present) disrupts Wikipedia in any way, please leave a message explaining this on my talk page.
Contact Information
I can be online at any time nowadays, but I'm almost certainly online at any time between 10:00 (10:00 AM) and 00:00 (12:00AM) GMT. If you send me an e-mail some time between those times (and, logically, not just before the end of them), I'll probably respond very quickly. The exceptions are obviously if I'm out or eating or something like that, so don't panic if you don't get an instant response.