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Semi of my talk

Hi, can we try unprotecting my talk page once more, please? If the block evader returns then it can be reinstated & I would be grateful if you did so, but in the interval I am concerned that some genuine anons and newly-registered accounts may want to question my actions and are prevented from doing so. I have no specific examples of this but I deal with a lot of their contributions on India-related stuff and a fair number probably do not even realise that article talk pages exist - best to let them vent and for me to supply further explanation if needed. The evader has been persistent but is the only example of such that I can recall experiencing. on my talk (plenty do it on articles but that is a different issue). - Sitush (talk) 10:44, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

That was quick. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 13:27, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
Blimey, it was! I'd removed the "frustrated" notice before I realised what had happened. Thanks for being prepared to try it out, anyway. - Sitush (talk) 13:32, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
Of course; it's your talk page, so your wish is my command. Let me know if you need the protection modified in any way. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 13:35, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

My intentions are not to bothering you.I really do not want all this.believe me or not.--117.205.59.185 (talk) 13:42, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Then stop. You have zero chance of changing Wikipedia this way. It is not going to happen. You're not going to convince us or wear us out or annoy us until we change our minds; every time you post stuff like that on Sitush's page (or anyone else's, for that matter), it just makes us even less willing to listen to you. The only chance you have of getting Wikipedia to listen to your points, the one singular way that's left to you, is to stop editing while logged out, request an unblock from your Paramsinghantaal account, and, if and only if your unblock request is accepted, start up a new conversation or the dispute resolution process. But you've been told that before, including at least once by myself on this very page, and the fact that you deliberately ignored that advice many times over means that it's unlikely that any unblock request will be accepted (though not impossible, and you're still more than welcome to try). You have metaphorically shot yourself in the foot, and you just kept pulling the trigger. So: either stop editing from an IP address, request an unblock, and wait to see what the response is, or stop editing from an IP address and stop worrying about what Wikipedia says about one person's caste. It's just a website, it's not actually that big a deal. Posting the way you have is simply a waste of everyone's time, including your own, because it has absolutely no possibility of leading to the changes you desire. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 13:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)


I already did an unblock request,that was not accepted.I will try again. and why should i stop worry,if wikipedia says about one person,s cast. And this is the not matter of cast only.Will you not worry if anyone change your family name to other one,s.Is this not an abuse to you.

I would have been not cared about it if this was an ordinary website.This is the big source of knowledge and information. I also use it for myself and i thanks to this project and also appreciate it.

With most humbly,i will request again for unblocking me by told procedure.But for last time. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 117.205.55.50 (talk) 14:26, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

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the guide to becoming unblocked. Think about it some more. Stay calm. Take a deep breath. Come back in a few weeks/months. Request a unblock or at very least to have your talk page back to calmly and civilly discuss what you've done that isn't appropriate by the communities standards using OTRS (since you've gotten your talk page locked to you). Discuss and ask questions, but stay calm. Request an unblock explaining why you were blocked (leave your feelings out of it and stay calm), what you will do differently, and how you intend to move on and create useful content and/or improve articles and be a positive member of the community if you are unblocked. If you really want to help and do the right things, you will follow my advice. If you want to be a trolling vandal, you will ignore me and never become unblocked. These are the facts here, and I look forward to working with you in a positive and constructive manner sometime in the future. Technical 13 (talk
) 14:55, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanx for your advice. Like you i also knows the value of life. It is just waist of time to spent on internet. In fact i am a calm and nature loving person. I had planted and raised some trees in my house. i maintains my little lawn by myself. I like dark clouds and heavy rain. i like snails and squirlls wandering in my lawn and spent my time watching them. I like the bees comes to drink water in my pots. But here are also some things which you cant ignore. You may have also some in your life.You can consider it one of them.In fact i can not blame it for you and you can not blame me.The people from diffrent culture and communities can not easily understand each other and their feelings about things. May be in future .I hope so. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 117.220.75.156 (talk) 15:43, 15 May 2013 (UTC) 


Hello everyone,i requested twice for unblock but they did not accept.I will try again.Just want to request you that please remove protection from sitush,s talk page.There will be no interruption from me.Also wants to show my apologies for my behavior towards him (sitush),and if my comments hurt him.If we engage again like this in future ,i assure he will not experience the behavior like this from my side. 
                                                                                                             thanks all
                                                                                                       User- Paramsinghantaal  — Preceding unsigned comment added by 117.214.213.184 (talk) 15:24, 18 May 2013 (UTC)

I appeal again for unblock but they are asking me to wait for six months with some conditions.I accept the conditions but the time period is too long.To reduce the time period they are asking me to contact a admin.Can you help me in this matter,because i do not want to come here without login my account. 

                                                                                                                    User-Paramsinghantaal--117.220.73.212 (talk) 05:43, 19 May 2013 (UTC)
I'm not sure what specifically what they need me for, but if they've made you a
standard offer of six months without socking or posting from IP addresses, then I cannot help you shorten it. My advice would be to just wait out the six months (and keep in mind that it means six months without posting from an IP address as you're doing now). Writ Keeper ⚇♔
05:48, 19 May 2013 (UTC)

According to them 

                Contact a willing administrator or experienced editor (via email or IRC).
                 If they agree a review is appropriate, they'll open a thread at an administrative noticeboard (WP:AN or WP:ANI).
                 Discussion usually takes a few days. 
                 I am ready to go with it.what should i do now.  — Preceding unsigned comment added by 117.220.73.212 (talk) 05:56, 19 May 2013 (UTC)

Last editor

Hey there. I really liked how your orange bar used to tell me who last edited it (without me having to click on the little notifications number), and I wanted to re-create it, so I copied your script over to User:Ignatzmice/orangeBar.js in order to play around. But in looking at the last version to have it, I see that you used to do it by querying all sorts of stuff rather clumsily—and your newer versions are much more elegant (they make better use of the MediaWiki API, I suppose). I guess I could paste in all that query-code, but it seems rather barbaric to do that if there's a better way. Do you know of any variable I can just pull in, like all the other ones? Ignatzmice•talk 12:59, 19 May 2013 (UTC)

There isn't a better way to do it, which is why I'm not doing it. :) The thing is that, before the "wgUserNewMsgId" variable was implemented (which it only was a day before my script started uysing it), calling the API was the only way to figure out the OBoD. One could get the name of the last editor alongside the information one needed, so adding it didn't cost anything. But, now that the script doesn't require any API calls at all, I'm extremely reluctant to re-add one, as in a thing like the OBoD, loading time is paramount. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 15:53, 19 May 2013 (UTC)
That's kinda what I figured. I can just click on the Notifications, then. Thanks! (Heywaitaminnit, if they can just slap in new variables like that, can't they make a new variable for who last edited the talk page? I mean, how does Notifications keep track of that? Or does it?) Ignatzmice•talk 16:19, 19 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks

For restoring my bar. I answered on my page - but, well ... a bit crowded over there at the moment. And I'm having a bit of a meltdown. Did I read somewhere that you also wrote a script to make the red blob and the orange stick disappear. Would very much like to have it if I haven't hallucinated that. Thanks.

talk
) 00:31, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Hmm, I'll look into it. It'll be tricky, though, because the midget orange bar actually replaces the talk link, so not sure how that's going to work. Gimme a moment. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 01:42, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
Oh, right, I forgot. There's actually a way to turn off the midget orange bar in the interface, which was nice of the devs. Just go to Special:Preferences, on the "Notifications" tab, and, at the bottom, there's a checkbox called "Show talk page message indicator in my toolbar". Just uncheck that, hit the "save" button, and you should be good on that score. (It's also probably a good idea to turn off all other notifications at the same time (i.e. uncheck all the other boxes except for the very top one if you still want to get the talk page email notification), if you don't want them, but I don't think it really matters.) Once you've done that, you can turn off the red number by copying and pasting the following code:
#pt-notifications{display:none !important;}
into your common.css page. Let me know if you have any issues with it; I can do the CSS bit for you myself if need be. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 01:50, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
And before I forget: I'm sorry to hear about your meltdown. :( I've had a pretty good day, actually: a 4-year old kid (complete stranger) walked up to me in an elevator, put his hand in mine, and struck up a conversation with me, which was just absolutely adorable. So, don't forget that there's a world outside of Wikipedia, and that it can be really refreshing to go find all the great things in it. I'm sure you know that already, but a reminder never hurts. :) Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 01:54, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
Hi again and thanks again - especially for the sweet story! I haven't quite sorted myself out yet, but have found the new checkbox in my preferences, and I'll install your script that turns off the red number. Thanks for that too - the red number is particularly annoying. On a slightly related note: checking work email today I noticed a new feature had been installed - an orange bar that extends across the page, about 1/2 of inch high or so, with blue writing telling me the message has been sent w/ high importance. It made me laugh - we were ahead of the game all along. Again, thanks so much for writing these scripts. And for the encouragements. Sometimes this place is best in very small increments.
talk
) 01:12, 16 May 2013 (UTC)

The law...

I was highly considering putting a Category:Wikipedians who are the law and should not be mocked category on your userpage (like you did here to Drmies) but I figured I get in trouble. :) Still funny though. :) - Neutralhomer • Talk • 05:51, 19 May 2013 (UTC)

  • Did I know he did that? Hey, Writ Keeper, Mr. Fancy Pants--I been reading
    WP:FLOW. You and Ryan Vesey figure heavily in those made up messages. I also learned that our current talk pages are user-hostile. Listen, I'm trying to be all tech-savvy, and to know what our WMF is up to, but my brain is a bit too fossilized, maybe. Drmies (talk
    ) 03:17, 21 May 2013 (UTC)

Micropterix mansuetella

Is this O.K. to do? Or user Rkitko will use a baton on me?--Mishae (talk) 23:40, 20 May 2013 (UTC)

No, it's not okay to do. The point is that it is never okay to condense a box that's already in an article. Ever. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 23:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Editnotice

Yeah, so I want to put an editnotice into Emmelie de Forest, but Wikipedia:Editnotice is teh insanity of templates and names and links and namespaces and shit. Why do they do that? It surely can't be as complicated as they make it out? This is more or less what I want:

{{editnotice | id = | header = Attention editors and reviewers | headerstyle = font-size: 150%; | text = [[WP:BLP]] violations concerning Emmelie de Forest's purportedly royal lineage have been repeatedly posted to this article. The matter is hardly notable in itself, and no sources offered so far have supported claims that the subject of the article deliberately spread the rumours about her descent as a publicity stunt. Reviewers, please look out for this. | textstyle = font-size: 120%; | image = }}

Oh, wonderful. Please look in edit mode to actually see what I'm talking about! But, obviously, it's very, very, very far from being merely a matter of putting that at the top of the article. (Doing so puts it on the public page, unsurprisingly.) Could you add it, please? While you're at it, feel free to make the text blink, beep, waggle, give electric shocks, or anything that takes your fancy in that sort of way. Red header or frame, maybe? I want it noticed.

(Note to talkpage stalkers: please feel free to jump in and help, provided you're an admin, because apparently this stuff is one of our wonderful privileges.) Bishonen | talk 16:24, 21 May 2013 (UTC).

Technically, accountcreators can create editnotices too, although I'm not sure whether they're supposed to or not; that's as a result of the awful hack that we use to keep anyone away from them. I'll look into it. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 17:04, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
Okay, done. You can change it yourself at Template:Editnotices/Page/Emmelie de Forest, if you wish; right now, the editnotice is set to expire on July 1st (to take us through the rest of May and June). Let me know if you need anything else. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 17:11, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
It looks wonderful, very in-your-face, but why are there two of it? Am I seeing double? Bishonen | talk 17:40, 21 May 2013 (UTC).
Two? That's weird, I only see one. Cthulhufish may be playing tricks with my sanity again. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 17:44, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
It's actually a MediaWiki bug (although I am unsure if it is reported) and I see double edit notices on all pages using Vector skin and the latest version of Firefox (21.0 atm). Technical 13 (talk) 17:53, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
Actually, it may be a wikEd bug... Not entirely sure. If you are wondering, the top editnotice is the "real one" that is active if you click on and collapsed [show] links it will take you to the top of the page and do nothing. Technical 13 (talk) 17:55, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
Well, I don't have wikEd, and I only see one, in both Monobook and Vector. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 17:57, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, it's a wikEd thing, a.k.a.
Somebody Else's Problem. ;) Writ Keeper ⚇♔
17:59, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
Also, it seems to be more of a feature than a bug; I think wikEd is duplicating it intentionally. Putting #wikEdClonedWarnings{display:none;} into your common.css page will get rid of the duplicate. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 18:12, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
OK... I see it with monobook and the latest version of SeaMonkey, and indeed wikEd. That's a feature? OK, I'll try your code, thanks. Sigh, though... the boring part of adding a script is that then all my socks crowd round and want it too. Very high maintenance family. :-( Bishonen | talk 19:40, 21 May 2013 (UTC).
Well, for Javascript, at least, there's a solution for that. For each of your socks' js pages, just replace whatever's there with importScript("User:Bishonen/<whatever>.js");, and then they'll all just run off of your main account's scripts. Don't know about CSS things, though, like the above; there's gotta be a way to do that, as well. I'll look into it. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 19:51, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
I suppose you can add importStylesheet("User:Bishonen/<whatever>.css") to your socks' <whatever>.js (NOT <whatever>.css), but that's less than awesome, as there will be a slight but possibly noticeable delay before it appears. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 20:06, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
I take it kindly that you're concerned for my socks, Writty. (I expected the worst when I saw your edit summary.:-)) Huh. Hmm. You mean it's actually supposed to say "whatever", or am I supposed to replace that with something brilliant? I'd really apprecate similar for css, as I've got me some rather handsome stuff in there, personalised for my lovely big screen, and it gets tweaked now and then. (Imparting amazing information with becoming modesty. You see how I'm way more technical than anybody suspected!) Only Bishzilla has copied that so far, and I think she may have forgotten to update. Bishonen | talk 20:12, 21 May 2013 (UTC).
(e/c) OK… I don't understand what you added about css. You've lost me. Bishonen | talk 20:12, 21 May 2013 (UTC).

Okay. The idea here is to make it so that the only pages you have to modify in order to load scripts for Bishonen and all the socks is Bishonen's pages. So, say you have all the fancy stuff installed at User:Bishonen/common.js. If you replace whatever's on User:Bishzilla/common.js with importScript("User:Bishonen/common.js");, then all the scripts installed on Bishonen will also show up on Bishzilla. So, in the future, if you install a script to Bishonen's common.js page, it'll show up on both Bishonen and Bishzilla. Similarly, if all your neat stuff is installed on User:Bishonen/monobook.js, then put importScript("User:Bishonen/monobook.js"); in User:Bishzilla/monobook.js, and it'll work the same way. If you have scripts split between the two, then do both; if you have stuff in vector.js for the Vector skin, then you'd do the same import thing, but with "User:Bishonen/vector.js" on User:Bishzilla/vector.js. And, for say Darwinbish, you can do the same, by typing importScript("User:Bishonen/common.js"); into User:Darwinbish/common.js.

The CSS thing is a little different. The problem is there's no way to import things directly from CSS to CSS. But, we can do it through JS instead. So, again, if your cool CSS stuff is in User:Bishonen/common.css, then you'd add the line importStylesheet("User:Bishonen/common.css");, but you'd still add it to User:Bishzilla/common.js. Ideally, you'd add it to the very top, to make it load as quickly as possible. then, your CSS stuff would also be shared between Bishonen and Bishzilla, though as I said, there might be a noticeable delay before it loads. Again, the same thing works with monobook.css, etc.

So, to conclude, if you actually do this, (and assuming your cool stuff is all in Bishonen's common.js and common.css), User:Bishzilla/common.css should be blank, and User:Bishzilla/common.js should look like this: 

importStylesheet("User:Bishonen/common.css");
importScript("User:Bishonen/common.js");

If you have stuff in Bishonen's monobook.js or monobook.css, User:Bishzilla/monobook.css would be blank, and User:Bishzilla/monobook.js would look like: 

importStylesheet("User:Bishonen/monobook.css");
importScript("User:Bishonen/monobook.js");

The same goes with all the others. Any files that are unused can have their lines omitted (so, if you have stuff in User:Bishonen/common.css but nothing in User:Bishonen/common.js, you can omit the importScript line, and Bishzilla's common.js page would look like: 

importStylesheet("User:Bishonen/common.css");

...and vice versa. Does that help? If you do that, then Bishzilla would automatically get all of Bishonen's scripts, even if new ones are installed for Bishonen later, and Bishzilla's .js and .css pages never need to be edited again. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 20:31, 21 May 2013 (UTC)

Wow. Yes, I think I've got it. Thank you very much for taking the trouble to explain so fully. So I put those generalizing lines into the socks' common.js and common.css pages and then I, I mean they, need never edit them again? Just one question: I use monobook. Does "common" mean "all skins", or is there more to it? Bishonen | talk 20:50, 21 May 2013 (UTC).
Correct, common means all skins. So, for me, most of my scripts are in User:Writ Keeper/common.js. This is because I want them to load no matter what skin I use, and when they're in common.js, that's exactly what will happen. But, there's a script or two that I have that only works in Monobook, so I put that in User:Writ Keeper/monobook.js, where it will only load if I'm in the Monobook skin. That way, I still get all the scripts I want, but if I have to switch skins (maybe to test something), I can still get all the ones that work, while the Monobook-only one won't break and mess everything up, since it won't even try to load. While I'm in Monobook, I'll get all the scripts that are in common.js AND monobook.js, but nothing that's in vector.js or the others. If I'm in Vector, I'll get the scripts that are in common.js AND vector.js, but NOT the ones in monobook.js. Same thing goes for the .css pages.
So, in my case, I have stuff in four places: User:Writ Keeper/common.js, User:Writ Keeper/common.css,User:Writ Keeper/monobook.js, and User:Writ Keeper/monobook.css. If I want to do this with Cthulhufish, I would make it so that User:Cthulhufish/common.css and User:Cthulhufish/monobook.css are both blank (or redlinked, doesn't matter either way), User:Cthulhufish/common.js would look like:
importStylesheet("User:Writ Keeper/common.css");
importScript("User:Writ Keeper/common.js");
and User:Cthulhufish/monobook.js would look like:
importStylesheet("User:Writ Keeper/monobook.css");
importScript("User:Writ Keeper/monobook.js");
And, in fact, they do. Now, Cthulhufish never has to edit his common.js, common.css, monobook.js, or monobook.css ever again, because they'll automagically be kept up to date with the latest goodies that I've installed in Writ Keeper's common.js, etc. etc. Make sense? Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 21:00, 21 May 2013 (UTC)

Reported it as a bug. I don't mind seeing two edit notices as long as they are both fully functional. Technical 13 (talk) 19:46, 21 May 2013 (UTC)

Here we go, you asked for it

you're a poop poopy poo. signed, the masked avenger

also, your code stinks and it's in a real butt-ugly font. the iron shiek was the greatest wrestler ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A barnstar for you!

The Technical Barnstar
You haven't gotten one of these in a couple of days, so it's high time. Thanks for all your help. Drmies (talk) 15:47, 23 May 2013 (UTC)
  • Mmm-hmm. The teams should now be non-italic, too. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 15:49, 23 May 2013 (UTC)

Fancy a crack at this?

Hi Writ. You know how you're always my first port of call when something technical is needed...? Well, I've recently been getting stuck into

Sarah wouldn't have any qualms about granting you the project's rather shiny barnstar if you did... Yunshui 雲‍水
09:52, 24 May 2013 (UTC)

{{
bot automatically fill in the citations. Writ, if you're up for writing something other than javascript , go for it...otherwise, I'll be happy to work on this over the weekend. Theopolisme (talk
) 14:15, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
Well, Writ, I couldn't help myself and started working on it. @Yunshui: what format should the end-result citations be in? {{cite web}}? Or something else, WDL specific...? How much do the citations need to include? Theopolisme (talk) 14:57, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
I actually edit-conflicted with you, trying to tell Yunshui that I'm not as familiar with bots 'n' such as I am with user scripts (which are insufficient for this), and that I'd leave it in your capable hands. :) Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 14:59, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
Great. Yunshui, if you could continue this on my talkpage so as not to unduly harass WK, that'd be superb. Theopolisme (talk) 15:08, 24 May 2013 (UTC)

Possible OBoD changes

Hello,
I recently found out that with Echo and your OBoD script, there was one major issue whenever I got talk page messages - Whenever more than 1 person wrote here, I tended to miss that out and checked only the last comment there. Is there any way we can have the diff showing all changes since my last visit and/or having the number of editors too ("edited by 3 editors", like the old OboD had.)
(Please leave me a notification while replying)
talk
) 03:21, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
Not without significant cost, as the logic the script uses is now part of Mediawiki, not in the script itself. Last I checked, it did give a diff showing all the changes since the last visit; Kaldari said that it's the same exact logic that it used before. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 03:50, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
Well, it did before, at least; guess it changed. Still not much I can do about it, sadly. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 03:55, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
The diff behavior should be the same as the OBOD. Kaldari (talk) 05:44, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
Gah! Friggin' heisenbugs. It seems to be working now, though I could've sworn it wasn't before. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 05:52, 27 May 2013 (UTC)

Happy Memorial Day 2013!


Technical 13 (talk) is wishing you a Happy Memorial Day! On this day, we recognize our fellow countrymen who have fought our nation's battles for the past several hundred years, protecting our freedom and safety. We remember those who paid the ultimate price and we support those who continue to willingly sacrifice their safety for the sake of their country. Happy Memorial Day!

Share this message by adding {{subst:Memorial Day}} to a fellow American's talk page.

"… because it did not appear constructive. If you think I made a mistake yada yada"

Thanks for reverting the IP on my talk. But as regards your warning, who are you, Caspar Milquetoast? Bishonen | talk 14:22, 27 May 2013 (UTC).

Pff, you're implying that I knew what it (and by extension, I) said. In the true Wikipedia style, I don't read the templates that I plaster willy-nilly all over the talk pages of innocent newbies. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 14:28, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
Bish, please don't be so dickish. All new admins (from the last two years, at least) are required to not know shit about what they're doing. This is not the old days anymore. Writ Keeper, I'm also here to apologize about possibly having offended you with that Duke thing. I mean no harm by it, and if I had known it would/could/might lead to a rift between us, I would have mentioned it earlier, in the interest of full disclosure. I'm sorry. Drmies (talk) 22:34, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

Snowy Award

The
Snowy Owl
Award for Excellence
For your recent assistance responding to the request others left on someone else's talk page, I award you the Wiki Snowy Owl Award for Excellence in talk page stalking efforts. ~~~~

Hafspajen (talk) 13:33, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

Just a quick note

I am the person behind Spelkommisie and Technoquat, and I am here to apoligise and just to say I will not be trolling again. I am just a stupid kid wih nothing better to do. I also messeged User:Dodger67, with an apology. Again I am sorry, and I am stopping my trolling. Thank you. --Echoreems (talk) 21:15, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

Teahouse scripts

Hi.. Writ Keeper, I have recently added your teahouse scripts to my common.js page and a css to common.css page. but I think I have made a mistake as I am not able to get the teahouse invitation button in my action menu.--Vigyanitalkਯੋਗਦਾਨ 05:24, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

Yup, there were some errors in your pages, but I fixed them for you; let me know if it still isn't working. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 05:26, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
Hey thanks.. It is working now. So silly of me to made that mistake.--Vigyanitalkਯੋਗਦਾਨ 07:09, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

Thank you

The Administrator's Barnstar
For going the extra mile to resolve what could have been a very nasty situation. Thank you Roger (Dodger67) (talk) 11:03, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
Of course; you're very welcome. Let me know if there's anything else I can do. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 12:42, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

last

This is your last varning about 2 times... How many times is the last - really last? [1]

( Hafspajen (talk) 12: 787, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, that looks ridiculous, doesn't it? We say "final" there because the next step is blocking the IP address for some time, so it's the final warning before a block. But, the thing is that we never block IP addresses forever. IP addresses can change and be reassigned to different devices or people over time, so we don't want to block a vandal's IP address forever, only to have it reassigned the next day to a new, totally innocent person who is now blocked forever from editing Wikipedia for something they didn't do. In practice, this leads to things like that talk page, with vandalism sprees, and corresponding "final" warnings accumulating between blocks. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 14:06, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
  • Many so famous and talented, might be blocked away...:) Hafspajen (talk) 14:32, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks

The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
For stepping up to the plate (or the wicket, if you prefer) and helping to resolve the "Sallie Parker" episode. Thanks. Carrite (talk) 16:50, 30 May 2013 (UTC)
Yep. Frankly, I'm a smidge disappointed with myself that I bothered to post on their talk page at all before blocking. Just my nature, I guess, but nobody should have to put up with that utter horseshit. Let me know if they happen to show up anywhere else. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 17:01, 30 May 2013 (UTC)
Speaking of horse shit, mistypings that result in square brackets aren't for kids--they're also for geriatrics such as myself. Drmies (talk) 17:34, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Talkback

Hello, Writ Keeper. You have new messages at Kudpung's talk page.
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Nancy Luce the Chicken Lady

You recently rejected an article for review about this woman, claiming the article was an obvious hoax. Meanwhile, this woman does seem to have existed. Please see http://www.ediblevineyard.com/index.php/stories/article/nancy_luce

If you think there are other problems with the article, that seems fair. But it was not intended as a hoax. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 217.43.174.88 (talk) 08:41, 2 June 2013 (UTC)

Hello!

Hi, I know you have helped me a lot at the Teahouse and I appreciate that. Also I was wondering if you don't mind signing

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14:03, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Hey, Miss Bono! Thanks for the kind words; I'm glad to help. :) No offense, but I'm actually not the hugest of fans of things like guestbooks in general, so I think I'm going to have to decline to sign it. But it's absolutely nothing personal, just my individual preference; if I were into that sort of thing, rest assured that yours is one of the first I'd sign. :) Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 14:07, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
No problem!... All's fine!
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 14:33, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Thank you, long after the fact

...for your comment here [2]. One of the downsides of editing as a transient IP is losing track of the varied correspondence. Of course, it also means that one travels lightly. Still, it was nice to come upon this belatedly. Cheers and thanks for all your good contributions, 99.149.85.229 (talk) 08:22, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

You're very welcome; you definitely earned more than that for your work. I honestly don't know how you managed it; like I said, I lost patience with dealing with all those things very quickly. Regardless of what IP address they're attributed to, I'm pretty sure you have many more good contributions than I do, so I think it's the other way around as far as thanking people for edits. :) Thanks again, Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 13:58, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
Oh, I lose patience far too often, which indicates the mistaken presumption that my patience ought to have a sort of predetermined limit. That and my occasional desire to shout block all the bastards already. I used to enjoy creating articles and contributing content, but writing for publication has spoiled me, or at least encouraged deeper pretentiousness. Finding blatant copyright violations and promotion is an exceedingly easy way to pass the time, though a bit demoralizing. One can wade into the stream of recent changes and effortlessly snare the ripe salmon, so to speak, of inappropriate editing. Cheers, 99.149.85.229 (talk) 20:06, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
Ah yes, the "low-hanging fruit" approach. I'm pretty familiar with that myself. :) Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 20:08, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Yet more requests...

Hi Writ. After I managed to pick up credit for creating a userbox (3 minutes work) celebrating a script that you wrote (god only knows how many hours of coding, maintenance and troubleshooting), I realised it's been several weeks since I made any demands of you. Since that would constitute a fundamental paradigm shift in Wikipedia's working processes, I thought it best to rectify the issue, so here I am again, cap in hand...

I've revamped my userpage to make it a bit more attractive, to my eyes anyway. I'm very happy with the new look, but it suffers from one minor niggle - whereas previously the userpage link in the top menu bar meant that I was only ever one click away from my To Do list and favourite tools, now I have to use two clicks to navigate to them. Obviously this is incredibly inconvenient, and the extra clicking will undoubtably cause my mouse hand to develop into a swollen, muscle-bound claw within a few weeks - can't have that.

I know that it's possible to add links to the top menu bar, in addition to User, Talk, Sandbox, Prefs and so on (the WEP userrights add a link to Special:MyCourses, for example). Do you think you could come up with a script to customise it so that I can once again have one-click access to my precious links? Yunshui 雲‍水 10:00, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Sure, that's easy. Do you want links to just the to-do list and tools? Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 13:28, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
K, try installing User:Writ Keeper/Scripts/todoLink.js as usual. Let me know if you need any other links added; it's very easy to do. Writ Keeper ⚇♔ 13:38, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

The Technical Barnstar
You are made of awesome. Thank you very much indeed; exactly what I wanted. Yunshui 雲‍水 13:45, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

User:OneMadScientist

Hello there Writ. I'm concerned that he is taking this too personally as he is resulting to personal attacks and name calling which is entirely inappropriate. Due to this, I don't want to interact with him until he has had some time to cool down. Would you be willing to mediate a little and suggest that he read

WP:CALM and take the rest of the day off without editing to cool off. I know that any further attempts by me will simply make things worse even though my intents are good. I would like to continue considering him a friend, and I hope that is clear as despite this "issue" I went ahead and created the Userbox he requested for him in the middle of the chaos. Thanks. Technical 13 (talk
) 15:31, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

I don't think that's necessary; the way he put DICK in all caps suggests to me that he meant it in the sense of the shortcut
WP:DICK, and I hardly think it's fair to consider linking to an "official" policy a personal attack, regardless of what disclaimers against linking it exist. And to be fair, I would agree with him on some level; you were overreacting (no comment about the rest). He also said that that would be the last he'd post on the subject; let's take him at his word. Calming down is essentially a function of time; suggesting that he "take the day off", coming from an admin, could be interpreted by an agitated mind as an implicit threat to block, and that never helps cool someone down. At this point, I think we'd all be well-advised to leave well enough alone and just give it time. Writ Keeper ⚇♔
15:38, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
I entirely disagree with your thinking it was an attempt to imply
DICK based on his edit history and other interactions, it is more likely that it was an attempt to emphasize it in a shouting way as he has done on most all of his other posts. I do agree with your assessment that he would likely take the suggest from an admin as a threat to block, and that wouldn't be the desired outcome. Anyways, I have made a personal vow to simply attempt to avoid him for a few days. I kind of wish that Wikipedia had an "ignore" function like all of the social networking sites and many blogs do. I could simply set him on ignore for a couple days... I don't feel that I was over-reacting, and yes, I realize that is a statement of the obvious. I asked him to stop yesterday, he didn't stop. I asked him again to stop today and informed him that if he didn't, I would ask for some kind of intervention/3O, yet he still didn't stop. I carried through in asking for help from an admin to settle this once and for all, and am accused of overreacting. I just don't get that. Anyways. You have a nice day, I've got to study for an exam I'm taking in about an hour... Thank you for your time reading my rambles... Technical 13 (talk
) 15:53, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Hello Writ Keeper, I sincerely thank you for your very perceptive and accurate assessment of the situation/drama that occurred between me and T13 and your, in my opinion, 'perfect' handling of the situation. I sincerely did indeed mean DICK as

you must feed the trolls' and then the 'please be a giant dick, so we can ban you' and then the ('DICK
' thing ) . I thank you and apologize if I have been 'more trouble than I am worth' around here. I am not use to online interaction let alone Wikipedia but I am trying (really). I also like your irony UserBox And am going to copy it if you don't mind. Thanks. (Ps No response expected, and Thank you again) Sincerely OneMadScientist (talk) 13:24, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

OMS, I don't think you are more trouble than you're worth. You're explanation there might be construed by some as calling me a troll; however, you can relax because I can see that it is just a difficultly worded attempt to show how you are aware of the page. No hard feelings. :) Technical 13 (talk) 13:34, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
You obviously have a habit of misconstruing my statements T13. I believe my wording is sufficiently eloquent to express the meaning I intended. OneMadScientist (talk) 13:45, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
personal attack. Technical 13 (talk
) 14:52, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

DYK for Cathreim Thoirdhealbhaigh