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Allegations of allegations of apartheid apartheid (AAAA) draw a controversial

America. Oh, no, wait, it's Saath Efrika

, isn't it? It is asserted that this results in a de facto apartheid, a form of discrimination against those states lacking the necessary allegations of apartheid article.

Official positions

allegations of Jamaican apartheid
(now created) was resulting in his nation being falsely portrayed as peaceful and tolerant. Jamaica has reportedly commissioned its Foreign Office to collect the necessary evidence and sources for a well-supported Wikipedia article on Jamaican apartheid, as soon as they've finished their spliffs and come back from the beach.

Other complaints have been made concerning the fact that Wikipedia's "allegations of apartheid" series is based purely upon national lines, and not racial or ethnic themes. An aggrieved spokesman for the Terribly Important Nation of Cornwall (

Welsh Assembly, the latter commenting that "Wikipedia seems to be a very English thing". Prominent figures in Edinburgh and Westminster also decried the lack of attention paid to the UK's minorities, with frequent references made to the West Lothian question reversed, the so-called noitseuq naihtol tsew. Representatives of the Isle of Man have announced that a commission has been established to determine an appropriate response. Representatives of the Isle of Wight

were on the yacht and could not be reached for comment.

Allegations of allegations of allegations of apartheid apartheid apartheid

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Prince Roy of Sealand declared that while the criterion of having a population greater than one precludes his country from introducing policies that could be perceived as apartheid, that policy is "representative of the bigotry inherent in Wikipedia's policy which insists that countries have people. We demand the creation of a new category 'Nations that would have allegations of apartheid made against them if they had a sustainable population.'"

Wikipedia policy

Wikipedia's policy of megalomaniacal point of view requires that all countries, including micronations, have an Allegations of apartheid article. Wherever possible this should be drawn from primary sources, the more polemical the better. The sister project WikiApartheid exists for the collection of primary allegations of apartheid for use in allegations articles.

Allegations of apartheid articles should be created by substing the {{

afd

}} tags. Ideally the text of the article should be at least as long as the tags, unless this would mean using reliable sources.

Once an AAAA article is started, a delegation of

articles for deletion

, followed in each case by a deletion review, whatever the outcome.