Wikipedia:Beyond the end
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About four score and more years before the Sun turns in its badge and goes
This will create WikiWorld.
3-step plan
- Create a secret vault filled with drives containing the entirety of Wikipedia at the secret Wikipedia admin headquarters.
- When the world ends, send the drives up to space in a WikiGlobe-shaped spacecraft.
- Alien civilizations will find the craft, and the rest will be history.
WikiWorld
WikiWorld | |
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In-universe information | |
Ruler | Jimmy Wales (as supreme religious figure), Wikipe-tan (as emperor) |
Ethnic group(s) | Wikipe-tan |
Location | Universe |
Locations | Wikitopia |
Population | 122,676 |
Culture
Media
Wikimedia Commons is the main social media platform, where citizens of WikiWorld can post pictures and videos about their lives, and also view any television media, effectively replacing Instagram and YouTube.
Wikisource is the global and only library.
Hotel Wikipedia is the top song on the planet, with each citizen listening to it an average of 2.5 times a day.
Food and Drink
Wikipedihol is frequently liquidized and used as a stimulant, replacing coffee, and is drunk out of Wikipedia mugs.
Fast food is the only means of eating, and is prepared by robots in convenient locations across WikiWorld.
Education and Healthcare
Healthcare is administered by robots, which are stationed across the planet and visit homes when called on. The bots source all of their medical information from Wikipedia.
Education is done through Wikiversity and Wikibooks and consists of mandatory schooling between the ages of 4 and 47, plus optional free post secondary education.
Economy
Most sectors of the economy are automated, with most jobs either being in robotic development, management, education, or wiki editing. The economy is valued at $1,216,692,170. All corporations are under control of the
Crime
Crime is low in WikiWorld, with
Governance
Governance is mainly handled by