Latin for All Occasions

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Latin for All Occasions (Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus) is a 1990 book by

Latin
equivalents.

Beard is known as a humorist but studied Latin for eight years at

Villard Books, a division of Random House
.

The translations are mostly direct, so an English expression like "Get your ducks in a row" is translated as Anates tuas in acie instrue. The significance of having ducks lined up would presumably be a mystery to an ancient Roman, or indeed to a non-American.

Sample phrases

  • You're fired. Ego te demitto.
  • Look out, I'm going to barf! Cave, vomiturus sum!
  • Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar?
  • Your fly is open. Braccae tuae hiant
  • You're beautiful! Pulcher es! (masculine), Pulchra es! (feminine)
  • Honey, I'm home! Melita, domi adsum!

Some of the phrases are not even intended to be helpful, and are included instead purely for the purposes of comedy:

  • Infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me back my money! Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!

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