The Glam Metal Detectives

The Glam Metal Detectives is a comedy show produced by the

• The Glam Metal Detectives themselves. A
  rock group charged with the mission of "saving the planet's ecology with your top-hit records", they would fight the evil media mogul Royston Brocade (Mac McDonald
  ) in between gigs. This segment combined elements of the cultish, kitsch and televisual trash in an unpredictable manner.
• Betty's Mad Dash - a 1930s-style
  adventure serial about two flappers, Betty and Maisie (Mackichan and Stockbridge), who are on the run from the police. Each episode involved hiding from the police in some period location and robbing people at gunpoint
  .
• Bloodsports - a short segment portraying, with live sports commentary, crime such as
  ram raiding
  , car theft, or a bailiff attempting to take possession of property as if they were recognised sports. The footage often ended with the offenders messing up in some way and getting arrested.
• Running From Death - a self-parody which saw the group running from the
  Grim Reaper
  . Each episode would include this sequence, which always resembled the chase sequence in the Betty's Mad Dash section, ending with the group robbing the Grim Reaper at gunpoint.
• The Big Me - a chat show parody featuring Morag (Mackichan), who was extremely self-obsessed and egomaniacal, ignoring her guests and instead talking about herself, only to end up being replaced by her sycophantic chef Steve (Caven).
• Colin Corleone - a nondescript Londoner (Yiasoumi) who believes himself to be the
  water pistol
  while he has his lunch.
• Happy Hour - the revolting and chainsmoking bouncer and ticket seller of a strip club or clip joint stiff the customers. The bouncer fancies one of the acts, 'Vera' and has no idea that she is a man in drag.
• Once an episode, a large man played by Stephen Marcus would, following an explosion, say his cliché line in a variety of different voices: "you 'ad to get involved!" before firing his machine gun.
• Various manipulative American talkshow hosts who would introduce items saying "We'll be: removing this woman's dignity / withholding oxygen from this man / breaking up this marriage ... right after this!"
• Spoof adverts to fill in the gaps, often for everyday items such as keys or bath plugs, small-scale businesses, petty criminals, or share offers for public "services" like The Sea and The Sun, parodying the Thatcher and Major programme of privatisation.

In other media

The series' theme "Everybody Up!", by Trevor Horn and Lol Creme, was released as a CD single,^[1] with the main cast appearing in character on Top of the Pops. A soundtrack album^[2] was also released.

A one-shot magazine special was published by Marvel UK to coincide with the launch of the show. It mirrored the channel hopping style of the show by featuring various magazine formats and comic book styles. The special was co-written by Peter Richardson, Robert Popper, the cast of the show and the magazine's editor, David Leach. It featured the artwork of - among others - Lew Stringer, David Leach and Art Wetherell. The magazine also used the same artwork for its cover that was used for the show's opening titles and subsequent video release. The special was intended to test the waters for a regular title should the show have been a success, but no more issues were made.

The first three episodes of the series were later released on VHS video.^[3]

References

External links

• BBC Comedy Guide
• Glam Metal Detectives at
  IMDb