The Winchester Tapes
| "The Winchester Tapes" | |
|---|---|
| M*A*S*H episode | |
 "Don't change the color of your face!! I'm out of umber!!" | |
| Episode no. | Season 6 Episode 6 |
| Directed by | Burt Metcalfe |
| Written by | Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell |
| Production code | 605 |
| Original air date | October 18, 1977 |
| Guest appearances | |
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"The Winchester Tapes" is an episode from the TV series M*A*S*H. The sixth episode of the sixth season, it originally aired on CBS October 18, 1977, with a repeat on December 27, 1977, and was written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell and directed by Burt Metcalfe.
The guest cast is
Overview
Plot
The episode is primarily
Winchester then proceeds to describe the co-workers to his parents, in this order:
- Colonel Potter- "a tough, bandy-legged little mustang", but "he paints." While posing for a portrait for Potter, Winchester begins to beg for a transfer, but Potter refuses. The exchange between Potter and Winchester escalates, and Potter emphatically ends it by telling Winchester he will not be transferred as he completes the painting of Winchester with his mouth open.
- myopic farmboy" responsible for the day-to-day operations of the 4077th. Winchester attempts to bribe Radar with a case of Grape Nehiinto using the camp telephone to call Tokyo (presumably Colonel Baldwin, who had him sent to the 4077th) to arrange a transfer. When Radar tells him he is not allowed to use the phone for this purpose per Potter's orders, Winchester angrily removes the Grape Nehi.
- Attila the Hun".
- Father Mulcahy - a "cock-eyed optimist who sounds like Dennis Day".
- B. J. Hunnicutt- a "relatively inoffensive chap". B.J. pulls a prank on Winchester by switching his uniform pants first with those of a heavier soldier, prompting Winchester to overeat. Soon after, B.J. switches the pants to those of a thinner soldier, prompting Winchester to jog around the compound in an attempt to lose weight. After he leaves to jog, B.J. quips to Hawkeye, "Tomorrow, he gets taller!"
In a subplot, Hawkeye's repeated attempts to embark on his weekend in Seoul are interrupted by his surgical duties. When he is finally able to leave after a 38-hour surgery session, he is too tired to go and falls asleep on his cot. Winchester then concludes his tape to his parents as follows:
"Finally, a peaceful moment to conclude this tape. The would-be lothario Pierce is fast asleep, and the 38-hour day is done."
As he continues speaking, he tries to pour himself a cup of tea but is unable. He opens his teapot to find his tea has been replaced by a rubber chicken. He concludes the tape by saying, "Now, Mother and Dad, I will put this as eloquently and succinctly as I can...get me the hell out of here!"
Historical References
Winchester says he thought about shooting himself in the foot but didn't because of his love for the "deb's cotillion", most likely a reference to a Debutante ball.
Klinger says he paid "eight books of green stamps" for his peignoir. This is most likely a reference to the S&H Green Stamps that were used as trading stamps through the late 1980s.
Father Mulcahy uses the blessing "
Col. Potter tells Hawkeye that the nurse waiting for him in Seoul will just have to make do with the Gideon Bible, a reference to the Bible placed in many hotel rooms by the
Winchester's use of the word Lothario when referencing Pierce as a would-be seducer dates back to 1703 and a character in the play The Fair Penitent by Nicholas Rowe.
The following historical personalities are also referenced in the episode:
- Winchester compares Father Mulcahy to Dennis Day, an actor, singer and comedian who first appeared on radio in 1939. Day was of Irish descent as was Father Mulcahy which might have accounted for Winchester's comparison of the two.
- In desperation, Winchester reminds his parents that they might know someone close to Arthur Godfrey, an entertainer on radio and television in the first half of the 20th century.
- At one point, Radar does his impression of Humphrey Bogart, an actor of the time with a distinctive delivery and noted for such films as Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon.
- When Col. Potter loses his temper with Klinger's phony fainting spells, he tell Klinger not to expect him to be Lutheran minister and polymath.
External links
- "The Winchester Tapes" at IMDb
