User:-kj

Look, ma! Boxes!

Name

This user's name is Kevin.

This user is a Scorpio.

This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.

CF	This user is childfree .

Geek boxes

This user is a code monkey.

This user is a professional HTML user.

This user is an XHTML professional.

This user is a professional Cascading Style Sheets user.

This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.

This user can code PHP.

This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.

Nerd alert!

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

. The

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

Get me my cane.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.