User:Korath
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- This page is about the Wikipedia user. For the Klingon, see Korath at Memory Alpha. For the Kree, see Korath the Pursuer. The Korath star system is also featured in Commander Keen.
- Not to be confused with Shu-Korath, Gorath, or Koreth.
Korath (October 21, 2003–) is an utterly non-notable Wikipedian. Despite his deceptively high edit count, he has yet to make a significant contribution to an actual article.
Activity
Blaming this shortcoming on a lack of anything useful to say, he instead spends his time fixing
Korath was first attracted to Wikipedia because typographical errors and poor grammar make his
Vandalism
Korath's user page has been stealth-vandalized once [1], page move vandalized once [2], vandalized five times [3] [4] [5] [6] [7], and blanked once [8]. His talk page has been spammed once [9] and double-redirected to Autofellatio.jpg once [10]. The image formerly gracing this page, No-Troll.png, was mistakenly deleted after having been used to deface its source image [11].
Link [3] is far and away his favorite.
In real life
Korath insists that he was using the pseudonym for nearly a decade before Star Trek stole it. Furthermore, he greatly prefers Babylon 5.
Besides copyediting and talking about himself in the third person, Korath also enjoys his privacy. The lack of gratuitous u's in his spelling forces him to confess to being American. He only admits that he is male because singular they is an abomination.[1]
Korath is currently employed by a (rightfully redlinked)
Temperament
Extensive non-wiki experience makes it very difficult for Korath to assume good faith. He is actively attempting to improve, though he often regrets that he cannot point people to a search through f***inggoogleit.com without it being construed as a personal attack.
See also
Notes
- Sapir-Whorfnot withstanding, he maintains that the only correct pronoun for a person of unknown gender in English is he.
- ^ All three as of this writing.