On April 21, 2005, I made my 1000th edit to Wikipedia. In a fit of hubris, it was my userpage. Yaaay me!
On November 26, 2005, I tried to snipe the 30 millionth edit. Unfortunately, to the best of my estimating ability, I believe the preceding sentence was the 29,999,998th edit to be made. Darn! :(
The mop, the mop, the mop. On and off I come back and clean up speedy delete candidates and do recent changes patrol. I'll try to solve conflicts that I come across during those two tasks but I don't really think making a habit of that would be good for me or anyone else. I'd probably start throwing monkeys at people.
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