User:Sammy The Pirate King

About me

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user likes waffles.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

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This user is an intermediate air guitarist.

Ideal Dictator

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LOST

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This user is LOST…

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Piracy.

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

This user is a Sith Lord

This user knows Who's on First.

This user thinks the Xbox 360 is Superior.

Arghhh! Welcome to my user page! My real name is Sammy the Pirate King! I have an apparent nack for gathering images that don't have a copyright, and arrrgh I don't care! I pillage and plunder whever my

my love despite her best efforts to avoid me. 'Tis a game to her, though she play with my heart so carelessly. I just need to get the elf

out of the way. Arggh!

Tips for New Pirates

Here are some nice raiding places:

The Carribean Islands

Craphole Island

Avoid these:

Sharks
These Guys
Argggh! He'll steal your booty!

Contributions to Wikipedia (Articles I've written)

Robin T. Cotton -- He's a swell fella'.
Todd Agnew -- Nice rocking music for ya'.
Ventriculomegaly -- I was bored, what can I say?
Others (Lost)
-- Argh! Me best mates! I love 'um like my children.
M. Night Shyamalan -- Argh! Argh!

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