Underwater basket weaving
Underwater basket weaving is an idiom referring pejoratively to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.[1][2][3]
The term also serves as an intentionally
Possible origin of the phrase
In weaving willow baskets, a trough of water is needed in which to soak the dried willow rods. They are then left to stand until pliable and ready to be used in weaving. The weaving is, however, usually not done under water (see counterexample below).[4] An issue of The American Philatelist from 1956 refers to an Alaskan village where "Underwater basket weaving is the principal industry of the employables among the 94 Eskimos here. By way of explanation – the native reeds used in this form of basketry are soaked in water and the weavers create their handiwork with their hands and raw materials completely submerged in water throughout the process of manufacture".[5]
Early use
The phrase in its
Current use
In recent years, many subjects in the humanities have adopted scientific methodologies under the category of
Dave Ramsey, American personal finance writer and radio host, has used the self-invented term "German Polka History" to describe university degree programs that are unlikely to result in a career and which he thus advises people against pursuing. He uses the term along with a degree in "Left-Handed Puppetry" as an umbrella description to avoid singling any specific degree for ridicule.[14][15]
Notable uses
Some of the boys she knew from college were trying to dodge the draft by taking graduate courses, "underwater basket weaving and things like that," as Vonda contemptuously put it.
— Rick Atkinson, The Long Gray Line
This is no surprise, as normal office job functions generally require little knowledge of underwater basket-weaving, 19th century Hungarian clog art, or other things of academic interest.
— Jacob Lund Fisker, Early Retirement Extreme: A Philosophical and Practical Guide to Financial Independence
The phrase was used during the
US punk band NOFX referred to an underwater basket weaving course in their song "Anarchy Camp".[21]
Moral of the story: writing "underwater basket weaving" will not give you an edge in the admissions process, so just be honest!
—MIT
The phrase appears in the MIT application process as a humorous example suggesting students should simply state their current interests.[22]
As a taught course
Since 1980, Reed College in Portland, Oregon, has occasionally offered an underwater basket weaving class during Paideia, its festival of learning that offers informal, non-credit courses.[23]
The Student Resource Center at the University of Arizona offered a submerged snorkeling basket-weaving course in spring 1998.[24][25] In early 2009, a Rutgers University scuba diving instructor offered a one-off course.[26][27] Underwater Basket Weaving is a trademark of the US Scuba Center Inc.,[28] which offers a specialty class designed to improve or more fully enjoy diving skills from which participants can "take home a memorable souvenir."[29]
As an April Fools joke,
See also
References
- ^ Tuckett, Alan: Underwater basket weaving. The Guardian, 13 May 2003
- ^ "The New (Olde) Reed Almanac". Reed Magazine. Retrieved 26 February 2015.
- ^ "15 bizarre college courses". mnn.com. mnn holding. Retrieved 26 February 2015.
- ^ Basket-making materials: Rattans and Willows Archived 2009-01-29 at the Wayback Machine. Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, Information Sheet C6
- ^ The American Philatelist v.70, American Philatelic Association, 1956
- ^ JUNIUS, South Pasadena College Pro Football Hit. Los Angeles Times, June 4, 1956
- ^ Russell Kirk: A Stranglehold on Education. National Review 1957
- ^ Fletcher Knebel: 'Potomac Fever' column Archived 2007-10-29 at the Wayback Machine. Appleton Post Crescent, May 14, 1958
- ^ Rabe, Diane. Sunshine Scholars Mimed at Pep Rally. Daily Collegian. September 28, 1961
- ^ Black, Darrell. Brawn, and brainRome News-Tribune, January 21, 1976, Rome, Georgia [dead link]
- ^ Hazel Geissler. Prints Framed, Draperies Hung Evening Independent, St. Petersburg, Florida, March 16, 1976
- ^ Howard Root: No hard sciences? Then no job offer. Star Tribune April 1, 2014
- ^ Underwater basket weaving isn't worthless. Minnesota Daily April 24, 2014
- ISBN 1937077632
- ^ The Dave Ramsey Show, "What College Degree Should I Get?" Published on Dec 12, 2015; accessed April 08, 2017
- ISBN 978-0-8050-6291-5. 608 pages
- ^ Hearings, Reports and Prints of the Senate Committee on Appropriations. United States Congress, Senate Committee on Appropriations, Published by U.S. G.P.O., 1968
- ^ Second Supplemental Appropriations for Fiscal Year 1969 United States Congress, Senate Committee on Appropriations
- ^ "Underwater Basket Weaving". Archived from the original on 2010-07-06.
- ^ Shinnie, Ferri: New degree to be offered The Vino 2003 Volume 21 - Issue 4
- ^ "NOFX - Anarchy Camp Lyrics". MetroLyrics. Archived from the original on 2017-07-08. Retrieved 18 October 2017.
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: CS1 maint: unfit URL (link) - ^ "MIT Admissions". MIT Admissions. Retrieved 2022-02-14.
- ^ "Reed Orientation August 22–September 1, 2008" (PDF). Archived from the original (PDF) on 2008-10-07. Retrieved 2008-10-08.
- ^ Michelle J. Jones: Build your own basket... underwater Arizona Daily Wildcat, November 24, 1997
- ^ Watery Weaving 101 - Frustration turns pupil into basket case. Arizona Daily Star, April 14, 1998
- ^ Sacharow, Fredda: Recession buster: A Rutgers course for $1 Archived 2009-02-08 at the Wayback Machine Focus, February 4, 2009
- ^ Underwater Basket Weaving, Dollar Menu, Rutgers Recreation
- ^ United States Patent and Trademark Office Serial No. 75217070
- ^ US Scuba Center Inc.: Specialty Classes
- ^ Dunne, Phineas (2013-03-31). "Underwater Basketweaving with Phineas Dunne". Coursera. Archived from the original on 2018-03-09. Retrieved 2022-04-06.