Underwater basket weaving

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Underwater basket weaving is an idiom referring pejoratively to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.[1][2][3]

The term also serves as an intentionally

humorous generic answer to questions about an academic degree
. It is also used to humorously refer to any non-academic elective course, specifically one that does not count towards any graduation requirements.

Possible origin of the phrase

A woman soaking weaving material in water

In weaving willow baskets, a trough of water is needed in which to soak the dried willow rods. They are then left to stand until pliable and ready to be used in weaving. The weaving is, however, usually not done under water (see counterexample below).[4] An issue of The American Philatelist from 1956 refers to an Alaskan village where "Underwater basket weaving is the principal industry of the employables among the 94 Eskimos here. By way of explanation – the native reeds used in this form of basketry are soaked in water and the weavers create their handiwork with their hands and raw materials completely submerged in water throughout the process of manufacture".[5]

Early use

The phrase in its

Penn State University in 1961 refers to a parody in which "a typical Miami coed majoring in underwater basket weaving was interviewed".[9] An article from 1976 refers to football players so dumb that they had to take underwater basket weaving,[10] and another 1976 article refers to underwater basket-weaving as "an old old family joke".[11]

Current use

In recent years, many subjects in the humanities have adopted scientific methodologies under the category of

social sciences. Some of the courses offered in these subjects have drawn criticism; for instance, an op-ed expressed concern over the lack of rigor and scientific relevancy in coursework at the University of Minnesota.[12] Such criticism has been accused of stereotyping the social sciences as underwater basket weaving subjects.[13]

Dave Ramsey, American personal finance writer and radio host, has used the self-invented term "German Polka History" to describe university degree programs that are unlikely to result in a career and which he thus advises people against pursuing. He uses the term along with a degree in "Left-Handed Puppetry" as an umbrella description to avoid singling any specific degree for ridicule.[14][15]

Notable uses

Some of the boys she knew from college were trying to dodge the draft by taking graduate courses, "underwater basket weaving and things like that," as Vonda contemptuously put it.

— Rick Atkinson, The Long Gray Line

This is no surprise, as normal office job functions generally require little knowledge of underwater basket-weaving, 19th century Hungarian clog art, or other things of academic interest.

— Jacob Lund Fisker, Early Retirement Extreme: A Philosophical and Practical Guide to Financial Independence

The phrase was used during the

Gordon L. Allott referred in 1968 to "the situation that we were in after World War II where we had universities setting up courses in underwater basket weaving, and all this sort of thing".[17] Senator Robert Byrd used the phrase in 1969 when questioning the use of funds to offer professional training to Cuban refugees.[18] The University of Portsmouth had a joke syllabus for underwater basket weaving on the Technology faculty pages,[19] and another joke syllabus proposal was posted by a University of Central Arkansas student magazine.[20]

US punk band NOFX referred to an underwater basket weaving course in their song "Anarchy Camp".[21]

Moral of the story: writing "underwater basket weaving" will not give you an edge in the admissions process, so just be honest!

— 
MIT

The phrase appears in the MIT application process as a humorous example suggesting students should simply state their current interests.[22]

As a taught course

Since 1980, Reed College in Portland, Oregon, has occasionally offered an underwater basket weaving class during Paideia, its festival of learning that offers informal, non-credit courses.[23]

The Student Resource Center at the University of Arizona offered a submerged snorkeling basket-weaving course in spring 1998.[24][25] In early 2009, a Rutgers University scuba diving instructor offered a one-off course.[26][27] Underwater Basket Weaving is a trademark of the US Scuba Center Inc.,[28] which offers a specialty class designed to improve or more fully enjoy diving skills from which participants can "take home a memorable souvenir."[29]

As an April Fools joke,

online course on underwater basket weaving as of April 1, 2013. The class was supposed to "consist of short lecture and demonstration videos, between 8 and 10 minutes in length, short quizzes, and practical weaving exercises."[30]

See also

References

  1. ^ Tuckett, Alan: Underwater basket weaving. The Guardian, 13 May 2003
  2. ^ "The New (Olde) Reed Almanac". Reed Magazine. Retrieved 26 February 2015.
  3. ^ "15 bizarre college courses". mnn.com. mnn holding. Retrieved 26 February 2015.
  4. ^ Basket-making materials: Rattans and Willows Archived 2009-01-29 at the Wayback Machine. Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, Information Sheet C6
  5. ^ The American Philatelist v.70, American Philatelic Association, 1956
  6. ^ JUNIUS, South Pasadena College Pro Football Hit. Los Angeles Times, June 4, 1956
  7. ^ Russell Kirk: A Stranglehold on Education. National Review 1957
  8. ^ Fletcher Knebel: 'Potomac Fever' column Archived 2007-10-29 at the Wayback Machine. Appleton Post Crescent, May 14, 1958
  9. ^ Rabe, Diane. Sunshine Scholars Mimed at Pep Rally. Daily Collegian. September 28, 1961
  10. ^ Black, Darrell. Brawn, and brainRome News-Tribune, January 21, 1976, Rome, Georgia [dead link]
  11. ^ Hazel Geissler. Prints Framed, Draperies Hung Evening Independent, St. Petersburg, Florida, March 16, 1976
  12. ^ Howard Root: No hard sciences? Then no job offer. Star Tribune April 1, 2014
  13. ^ Underwater basket weaving isn't worthless. Minnesota Daily April 24, 2014
  14. ^ The Dave Ramsey Show, "What College Degree Should I Get?" Published on Dec 12, 2015; accessed April 08, 2017
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  16. ^ Hearings, Reports and Prints of the Senate Committee on Appropriations. United States Congress, Senate Committee on Appropriations, Published by U.S. G.P.O., 1968
  17. ^ Second Supplemental Appropriations for Fiscal Year 1969 United States Congress, Senate Committee on Appropriations
  18. ^ "Underwater Basket Weaving". Archived from the original on 2010-07-06.
  19. ^ Shinnie, Ferri: New degree to be offered The Vino 2003 Volume 21 - Issue 4
  20. ^ "NOFX - Anarchy Camp Lyrics". MetroLyrics. Archived from the original on 2017-07-08. Retrieved 18 October 2017.{{cite web}}: CS1 maint: unfit URL (link)
  21. ^ "MIT Admissions". MIT Admissions. Retrieved 2022-02-14.
  22. ^ "Reed Orientation August 22–September 1, 2008" (PDF). Archived from the original (PDF) on 2008-10-07. Retrieved 2008-10-08.
  23. ^ Michelle J. Jones: Build your own basket... underwater Arizona Daily Wildcat, November 24, 1997
  24. ^ Watery Weaving 101 - Frustration turns pupil into basket case. Arizona Daily Star, April 14, 1998
  25. ^ Sacharow, Fredda: Recession buster: A Rutgers course for $1 Archived 2009-02-08 at the Wayback Machine Focus, February 4, 2009
  26. ^ Underwater Basket Weaving, Dollar Menu, Rutgers Recreation
  27. ^ United States Patent and Trademark Office Serial No. 75217070
  28. ^ US Scuba Center Inc.: Specialty Classes
  29. ^ Dunne, Phineas (2013-03-31). "Underwater Basketweaving with Phineas Dunne". Coursera. Archived from the original on 2018-03-09. Retrieved 2022-04-06.