User:Kimera Kat/Three word story

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This a three word story. Anybody can post 3 words to it. Don't swear, don't do more than 3 words. Then everyone will be happy.

Chapter 1: Beginning

There was once a boring story. This is not it. On the topic, there was once a boy named Phillip. Phillip's ankles were frail from biting them while bored in school. His teacher, a crab, he hated. The teacher's pincers...wait...not really. I lied. They are hands...really! Anyway, one day he found out that his mom was concerned about his grades.

He went to his

Carl Wheezer

cried. But soon, he decided that he poated potato juice and tried not to kill the llamas.

Anyway, I ate Arrakeen Giant Sandworms and then died. Dying really hurts. Bob the llama pointed out "We're getting off topic!" "But who cares?" Phillip clapped and Bob the llama died. Everybody cried because Bob was famous. Bob was reincarnated. He then joined the orginization of super llamas. But soon, he began the quest for Michael Jackson's llama, which unlike others, refused to spit on annoying tourists. Then, Michael Jackson, riding a llama, started eating pie.

Phillip and Bob skipped past the flying German duck, laughing with elves dancing around their flying voodoo dolls dancing around their emo fish cakes. However, I digress. They are so cheaters. They manipulated the dice in a Monopoly game. Anyway, soon a flying

farting fish

in the face. Mike the fish played Monopoly with another fish called Peggy. Peggy blew up. Mike mourned over his spilled milk, but not Peggy. Peggy came back. Then, Bob played some non-Scrabble Monopoly. Mike joined in. Out of nowhere, another paragraph started.

"Help! I eat Michael Jackson's baby llamas!" cried the evil Queen Elizabeth, then blew up. Three words is three words, dork. "Don't insult my highly intelligent pie!" I cried whilst assassinating the queen. Phillip found a three word story in his pants. Bob moved on to a better nation of pie. For your information, that nation's Denmark. Economical frivolities result in Mike's cake exploding into fragments and stuff. Shoes like peppermint.

Jimbo

hates people referencing poisonous lemonade.

Michael Jackson then arrived and did something totally and unbelievably normal: an epic dance.

slugs

is the only thing that wikipediaholics always do.

Chapter 2: The Recreation of Mike's Cake

Mike the Lychee, who is unrelated to Mike the fish, jumped between trees, then sang about Bob the Llama. Then, quite suddenly, Phillip started biting his knees off. The police came to edit this after which they met a llama girl named Skittles. Skittles loved huge cakes, and was a Wikipediholic. Flying cats will rule when I stop saying they can't sing about a crushed elephant. Phillip is awesome. Period. This is the worst story ever. Not! Skittles loves Michael Jackson's nose because of the fact that Mike is very smart. I jumped off the Eiffel Tower and died twice. I was revived. By Noel Edmonds, why? Why not? Because of the next paragraph.

Cake blows up when you say "Pie." I said pie. That is why

rickrolled by some llama called Pianista. Afterwards, Bart and Lisa Simpson yelled, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU ANY DONUUUUUUUUUUTS!" Only then, all the ferrets suddenly exploded when the Olympics ended. On subject of Bob the Llama, he spat on Weebl and Bob. But then Bob, Bob and Weebl, and SpongeBob SquarePants all came together to bake Mike's terrible meat pies, Homer Simpson

ate Bob and Weebl. Then, the donut ran away.

Phillip likes my

slugs off a cliff. Philip saved them and ate cheese. Cheese with bananas

! he got fired - fried*, a typo.

Chapter 3: The Wolf and the WikiPuma

Once upon a slippy rock, a WikiPuma searched for some creepypasta to make a crayon. Then BEN came and the world exploded! It then rebuilt, but a giant lobster appeared and the Wiki Puma

non-canon

, to be continued...

Chapter 4: The WikiPuma, the Wizard and the Wardrobe

Now, after he drew two cards, and clumsily so, he was proud of all that he had forgotten that his parents were watching him. Luckily, they were not that gay, being the ace, he slaughtered a small child. This made him very bloodthirsty and happy. He also gamed. His favorite game was World of Warcraft Classic because Kerrigan is the best character, nerd. The Nerd was by himself when all of a sudden, Margaret Thatcher announced that gaming gives children cancer. Needless to say that's pretty insane.

Frustrated and baffled, he went to a wikipedia page and vandalized it.

Then,

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

while eating banana. "Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, moron."

Then, the magnificent Pizza Tower crumbled. And then he remembered the funeral. Just the funeral. His other memories fixed the world... Just Kidding LOL. Then Kirby arrived, and ate some TUC crackers with Greg Heffley. After Kirby ate Greg, a WikiCyclops came and cried chocolate. Oh, and the Sugary Spire was destroyed by it. Kirby rebuilt the Spire, and installed THAT mod on Pizzaface's computer, causing him to cringe at the strangers in the familiar tower of pizza. "What is this?" Pizzaface shouted, trying to play his game in peace. Then, Nintendo called. Nintendo arrested Pizzaface, but Pizzaface pulled out the amazing REALLY BIG SHOTGUN and then used it on the Piranha Plant army. Out of nowhere, an Eggy Car