John Kassir

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John Kassir
the Cryptkeeper in 2006
Born	(1957-10-24) October 24, 1957 (age 66) Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.
Alma mater	Towson State University
Occupations	Actor comedian
Years active	1983–present
Spouse	Julie Benz ​ ​ (m. 1998; div. 2007)​

John Kassir (born October 24, 1957)

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Early life and education

John Kassir was born on October 24, 1957, in Baltimore, Maryland,^[1] to an Iraqi father from Mosul and a Syrian mother from Mardin, present-day Turkey.^[3] He is of Assyrian descent.^[4]

As a child, he often did impressions in school and was described as a "class clown". His mother would often buy props for him and he would entertain customers who were shopping outside of

Career

Stand-up comedy

Kassir originally began his career in stand-up comedy, he first became known in 1985, when he defeated Sinbad for best stand-up comic on Star Search.^[7]

As a stand-up comic, he has opened for the likes of Lou Rawls, Tom Jones, The Temptations and Four Tops on their TNT Tour, Bobby Vinton, Richard Belzer, U2, and Harry Blackstone Jr. among others. John has also appeared on stage performing improvisation with Robin Williams.^[8]

Film and television

His film credits include, And Then There Was Eve as G. Alexander, Flora & Ulysses as Ulysses', Hellblazers as Rick, Jack the Giant Slayer, Monster Mash as Igor, Monster Mutt as Pet Shop Pete, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical as Ralph Wiley and Uncle Sam, Smothered and Spy Hard as Rancor Guard.

In television, he played the Bulgarian kicker, Zagreb Shkenusky, for 7 years in the

pilot episode, which, despite not being picked up, was released as a film in some markets. Kassir has appeared in over a dozen feature films, starred in eight TV pilots (six of which went to series and two of which lasted on air for over six years each) and guest-starred in dozens of TV series in both comic and dramatic roles.

Voice acting

Kassir has specialized in voice-over work for animation, video games, and other productions, most notably as the voice of Crypt Keeper in

Kassir provided the vocal effects of the mischievous

.

In 2011, he voiced Crazy Smurf in the live-action/animated film The Smurfs, and in 2012, he voiced Jealousy as well as Gumball, Penny, Leslie, Carrie & Darwin when he possesses them in The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Flower". Kassir appeared in Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer (2013), along with Bill Nighy, as Fallon, the two-headed leader of the giants; Nighy played the big head while Kassir played the small head.^[11] Kassir even voiced Elliot the Dragon in Disney's 2016 live-action remake of the 1977 live-action/animated movie Pete's Dragon.

Kassir also voiced Rizzo in the

.

Theatre

A few of his many theater credits include: originating the role of Kenny in Three Guys Naked From The Waist Down (also starring

Outer Critics Circle award. John also originated the role of Ralph in the musical Reefer Madness

, on stage and in the film version.

Personal life

He married actress Julie Benz on May 30, 1998, the marriage lasted for nine years until Benz filed for divorce in December 2007.^[12][13]

Filmography

Film

• American Scary – Himself – Crypt Keeper
• And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
• Beethoven's Christmas Adventure - Stray Dog ^[14]
• Casper - voice of the Crypt Keeper
• Flora & Ulysses – Ulysses' vocal effects
• Hellblazers – Rick
• Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's small head
• Monster Mash – Igor
• Monster Mutt – Pet Shop Pete
• Pete's Dragon – Elliot's vocals^[15]
• Race to Witch Mountain - Chuck
• Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical – Ralph Wiley and Uncle Sam in "Tell 'Em the Truth"
• Smothered – Himself
• Spy Hard – Rancor Guard at intercom
• Tales From the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood voice of The Crypt Keeper
• Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight voice of the Crypt Keeper

Television

• 1st & Ten
  – Zagreb Shkenusky
• Ask Harriet – Kenny
• Beethoven's Christmas Adventure
  – Stray Dog
• Bizarre Transmissions from the Bermuda Triangle – Himself
• Bones – Lawrence Melvoy
• Boston Common – Frankie
• Brotherly Love – The Crypt Keeper
• Bump and Grind (pilot) – Dick Scorvo
• Castle – Mr. Dreyfus
• Charmed – The Alchemist
• Cold Case – Kip Crowley (Episode: "Greed")
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation – Hotel Guest (Episode: "Assume Nothing")
• Dream On – Chuck (Episode: "The Guilty Party")
• Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise – Himself (2016)
• Early Edition – Jersy Carpathian
• Friends – Stanley
• FM
  – Don Tupsouni
• Grounded for Life – Musgrove
• Hangin' with Mr. Cooper – Photographer
• Hot in Cleveland – The Pope
• In Living Color – Himself
• Jenny – Chaz
• Joan of Arcadia – Mime God
• Johnnytime – Johnny
• Last Chance Lloyd – Teacher
• Lenny – Max
• Love Boat: The Next Wave – Dmitri Shishtokovich
• Malcolm & Eddie – Rooster
• McBride: Tune in for Murder – Danny Doyle
• Moonlighting – Police Detective (Episode: "Yours, Very Deadly")
• Mr. Rhodes – Mr. Kotter
• Mystic Cosmic Patrol – Martini Bot
• NCIS – Perry Swan
• New Wave Comedy – Himself
• Philly – Arnie Kellogg
• The Crypt Keeper
• Showtime at the Apollo – Himself
• Sliders – Arnold Potts
• Star Search – Himself
• Critical Care
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• Tales from the Crypt – The Crypt Keeper^[14]
• Team Knight Rider – Plato^[14]
• The Amanda Show – Regular Performer
• The Facts of Life (1 episode) – Andre
• The Handler – Charlie
• The New Mike Hammer
  – Ventriloquist
• The Single Guy – Maitre 'D, Waiter
• The Three Stooges – Shemp Howard
• The Visitor – Himself
• Tour of Duty – Lenny Pilchowski
• Two Minutes to Midnight – Bob

Animated film

• An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island – Scuttlebutt^[14]
• And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
• Bayonetta: Bloody Fate – Enzo^[14]
• Casper's Scare School – P.A. Voice, Additional voices^[14]
• Chance Manifest – Ronnie
• Channels
  – Walter
• Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey! – Additional voices
• Cyber-Tracker 2 – Tripwire
• Despicable Me 3 – Additional voices
• Donner Pass – James Michael Epstein
• Dr. Rage – Moe Moebius
• Encino Woman – Jean Michel
• George of the Jungle 2 – Voice of Rocky, Armando
• Heartstoppers: Horror at the Movies – Voice Over Announcer
• Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's Small Head^[14]
• Justice League of America – Atom/Ray Palmer
• Minions – Additional voices
• Minions: The Rise of Gru - Additional voices
• Minkow
  – Jim Cowell
• Mockingbird Lane – Tim (uncredited)
• Monsters University – Additional Voices
• Nothing Special – Marty
• No York City –
• Pirate Camp – Blackbeard's Head
• Planes – Additional voices
• Pocahontas – Meeko^[14]
• Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World – Meeko
• Reefer Madness: Grass Roots – Himself
• Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual – The Crypt Keeper
• Sing – Additional voices
• Sing 2 – Additional voices
• Smothered
  – Himself
• Soccer Dog: European Cup – Quint
• Spaced Out! – Himself
• Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve – The Crypt Keeper
• The Dog Days of Winter – Coffee Shop Manager
• The Glass Jar – John
• The Gunrunner Billy Kane – Machinist
• The Grinch – Additional voices
• The Horror Hall of Fame II – The Crypt Keeper
• The Midget Stays in the Picture – B List Director
• The Misunderstanding of Carl Jr. – Boots, Berko
• The Princess and the Frog – Additional Voices
• The Prophet – Additional voices
• The Secret Life of Pets – Additional voices
• The Secret Life of Pets 2 – Additional voices
• The Smurfs – Crazy Smurf^[14]
• The Smurfs 2 – Crazy Smurf^[14]
• The Taker – John
• The Tale of Tillie's Dragon – Herman^[14]
• The Wild – Additional voices
• The Wild Thornberrys Movie – Squirrel #1^[14]
• Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery – Buster Bunny
• Tiny Toons Spring Break – Buster Bunny
• Vidiots
  – Lester Plotz

Animation

• Aaahh!!! Real Monsters – Additional voices
• Adventure Time – Additional voices
• Afro Samurai – Soshun^[14]
• As Told by Ginger – Winston, Additional voices^[14]
• Avatar: The Last Airbender – Chey^[14]
• Back at the Barnyard – Winky^[14]
• Ben 10 – Zombozo, Thief #1^[14]
• Bonkers – Additional voices
• Breadwinners – Additional voices^[16][17]
• Bunnicula – Ash^[14]
• Buzz Lightyear of Star Command – Marl, Evan Zarl, Snark, Zinko^[14]
• CatDog – Mervis, Dunglap, Additional voices
• Danger Rangers – Fallbot^[14]
• Joker^[14]
• Dexter's Laboratory – Additional voices
• Dota: Dragon's Blood – Vahdrak
• Duckman – Additional voices
• Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special – Scrooge McDuck
• Earthworm Jim – Snott, Henchrat^[14]
• Eek! The Cat – Mittens, Additional voices
• Hercules – Charon
• Johnny Bravo – Additional voices
• Kim Possible – Additional voices
• Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness – Sai So, Sanzu^[14]
• Mickey Mouse (Holiday special) – Scrooge McDuck (replacing Alan Young)
• Mighty Ducks
  – Beldar
• My Life as a Teenage Robot – Additional voices
• Pete Puma
• Oh Yeah! Cartoons – Randy, Aunt Broth, Hobart, The Fisherman, Riot Man #1
• Problem Child – Yoji, Murph
• Random! Cartoons – Ice King, Fire Elemental, Bone, The Soldier Flies, Dugly Uckling, Kung Pao Bunny^[14]
• Rick and Morty – Blim Blam
• Rocket Power – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Additional voices
• Samurai Jack – Scissorsmith^[14]
• Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights – Haman^[14]
• Solar Opposites - The Crypt Keeper
• Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! – Wigglenog, Short Mercenary
• The Crypt Keeper
• Teamo Supremo – Cheapskate
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Dark Beaver, Dave Beaver^[18]
• The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
  – Seymour, Student #2, Pants (Ep. When Pants Attack)
• The Brothers Flub – Additional voices
• The Cartoon Cartoon Show
  – Leopard
• The Flintstones: On the Rocks – Additional voices
• The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy – Additional voices^[14]
• The Little Mermaid – Rats
• The Looney Tunes Show – Pete Puma, Nametag Guy, Craig, Cop #2^[14]
• The Mummy: Secrets of the Medjai
  – Sub Pilot Dimitri
• The Plucky Duck Show – Buster Bunny (archive footage)
• The Simpsons – Additional voices
• The Weekenders – Tripp Nickerson^[14]
• The Wild Thornberrys – El Gordita^[14]
• Rasputin, Thomas Jefferson^[19]
• Timon & Pumbaa – Additional voices
• Tiny Toon Adventures – Buster Bunny (replacing Charlie Adler)
• Totally Spies
  – Additional voices
• What-a-Mess – Additional voices

Video games

• Afro Samurai – Soshun, Additional voices\
• Arknights – Friston-3^[20]
• Batman: Arkham Origins – Voice Cast^[21]
• Bayonetta 2 – Enzo^[14]
• Bayonetta 3 – Enzo^[14]
• Bouncers – Additional voices
• Dead Rising – Adam MacIntyre, Additional voices
• Diablo III – Additional Voices
• Diablo III: Reaper of Souls – Additional voices
• EverQuest II – Additional Voices
• Final Fantasy XV – Ifrit
• Freelancer – Additional voices
• Halo 2 – Marines
• Halo 5: Guardians – Additional voices^[22]
• Halo: The Master Chief Collection – Marine (archive sound)
• Icewind Dale – Belhifet, Poquelin, Additional voices
• Lego Jurassic World – Additional voices
• Madagascar – Additional voices
• Marvel: Ultimate Alliance – Deadpool^[14]
• Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 – Deadpool, Venom (Wii / PS2)^[14]
• Master of Orion: Conquer the Stars – Alkari Advisor, Additional voices
• Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance – Monsoon^[14]
• MySims Kingdom – Sim
• Ninety-Nine Nights II – Galdo, Zign, Villager
• PlayStation Move Heroes – Toucan
• République – Noam Peretz
• Rocket Power: Team Rocket Rescue – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket
• Rocket Power: Beach Bandits – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Cyrax^[14]
• Sacrifice – Additional voices
• Shadows of the Damned – Demons
• Shrek SuperSlam – Announcer, Humpty Dumpty^[14]
• Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom – Meeko
• Skylanders: Giants – Ghost Roaster
• Skylanders: Imaginators – Ghost Roaster, Pit Boss, Short Cut
• Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure – Additional voices
• Skylanders: SuperChargers – Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Captain Frightbeard, Spellslamzer^[23]
• Skylanders: Swap Force – Ghost Roaster
• Skylanders: Trap Team' – Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Rizzo^[24][25]
• Scorpion 2099,^[14]
  Kron Stone, Deadpool's fans
• Spider-Man 3 – Additional voices
• Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain – Birchim, Co-Pilot, FBI Officer B, Officer A, Zohar
• T'ai Fu: Wrath of the Tiger – Monkey Master, Rat Pirate
• Tak: The Great Juju Challenge – Jibolba^[14]
• Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams – Jibolba^[14]
• Tak and the Power of Juju – Jibolba^[14]
• The Punisher – Additional voices
• Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster and the Beanstalk – Buster Bunny
• Ultimate Spider-Man – Additional voices
• Universe at War: Earth Assault – Additional voices
• X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse – Deadpool, Pyro, Sauron^[14]

Theatre

• 3 Guys Naked from the Waist Down – Kenny Brewster^[26]
• Room Service – Faker Englund^[26]
• La Fiaca – Nester^[26]
• Reefer Madness – Ralph Wiley^[26]
• The Glorious Ones – Dottore^[26]
• Safe - Danny Green^[26]
• Man of La Mancha – Malachi Stack^[26]
• Silence! The Musical – Jack Crawford^[26]
• A Midsummer Night's Dream – Puck^[26]
• The New American Theatre Festival of New One Act Plays – Performer^[26]

References

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2. ^ John Kassir + More join the TRINITY OF TERRORS!
3. ^ "Obituary for Albert Kassir".
4. ^ @JohnKassir (May 17, 2013). "@BrettAnthony92 Thx for asking! A very old civilization,The Assyrian Race. My ancestors were of the first Christians from the Aramaic Tribes" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
5. ^ "Towson graduate uses talents to make it to the big time". December 4, 1992.
6. ^ "Crypt Keeper says the darnedest things thanks to native son". February 17, 1995.
7. ^ "John Kassir". Archived from the original on August 1, 2017. Retrieved December 13, 2016.
8. ^ "John Kassir | SMOTHERED & TALES FROM THE CRYPT".
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11. ^ Kit, Borys (February 9, 2011). "Stanley Tucci Set for Villain in 'Jack the Giant Killer'". The Hollywood Reporter. Archived from the original on March 16, 2011. Retrieved March 2, 2011.
12. ^ "Angel – Interviews – Julie Benz and John Kassir". BBC Online.
13. ^ "Julie Benz engaged to Rich Orosco". KABC-TV. Retrieved November 12, 2014. She obtained Bamboo when he was a puppy just after she and actor John Kassir split four years ago. He and Benz were married between 1998 and 2007. The two have no children...
14. ^ ^{a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z aa ab ac ad ae af ag ah ai aj ak al am an ao ap} "John Kassir (visual voices guide)". Retrieved March 21, 2015. A green check mark indicates that a role has been confirmed using a screenshot (or collage of screenshots) of a title's list of voice actors and their respective characters found in its opening and/or closing credits and/or other reliable sources of information.{{cite web}}: CS1 maint: postscript (link)
15. ^ Ehrlich, David (July 27, 2016). "Pete's Dragon Review: An Old Disney Movie Becomes A New Disney Classic – IndieWire". Retrieved December 13, 2016.
16. ^ "Viking Ducks/Birthday Bread". Breadwinners. Season 2. Episode 5. May 24, 2015. Nickelodeon.
17. ^ "Trash Bandit/Eat at Pumpers". Breadwinners. Season 2. Episode 8. November 15, 2015. Nickelodeon.
18. ^ "In Dreams". Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Season 3. Episode 5. November 14, 2014. Nickelodeon.
19. ^ "Time Squad (2001, Animated Series) Voice Cast". Archived from the original on December 17, 2006. Retrieved December 13, 2016.
20. ^ @ArknightsEN (December 1, 2023). "Friston 3 is an S-C Model four-wheeled Operation Platform, the first product of the Rhodes Island Smart Operation platform R&D Team's efforts" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
21. ^ "Batman: Arkham Origins (2013, Video Game) Voice Cast". Archived from the original on March 12, 2016. Retrieved December 13, 2016.
22. ^ 343 Industries. Halo 5: Guardians. Scene: Closing credits, 7:01 in Additional Voices.{{cite book}}: CS1 maint: numeric names: authors list (link)
23. Vicarious Visions. Skylanders: SuperChargers. Activision
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24. ^ Toys for Bob. Skylanders: Trap Team. Activision. Scene: Closing credits, 8:40 in, Voice Actors.
25. ^ "Skylanders: Trap Team (2014, Video Game) Voice Cast". Archived from the original on January 5, 2016. Retrieved December 13, 2016.
26. ^ ^{a b c d e f g h i j} "John Kassir theatre profile".

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