Rumpology

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Different shapes of buttocks to which rumpology can attribute different properties (from left to right, top to bottom: square, V-shaped, heart-shaped and round)[1]

Rumpology or bottom reading is a

chirologist would read the palm of the hand.[2]

History

The term rumpology is a

Ancient Greeks and Romans.[3]

Theory and practice

Rumpologists have a variety of theories as to the meaning of different posterior characteristics. According to Stallone, the left and right buttocks reveal a person's past and future, respectively, although she has also commented that "The crack of your behind corresponds to the division of the two hemispheres of the brain".

clairvoyant and rumpologist Ulf Buck, an "apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life. A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth."[5] The British rumpologist Sam Amos claims that "A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad."[6]

Rumpology can be performed either by sight, touch or by using buttock prints.

Doberman Pinschers.[8] Ulf Buck, who is blind, claims he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.[5]

See also

References

  1. ^ Pillai, Shruti (2016-12-29). "Some Fortune Tellers Read Hands, Some Read Foreheads. And Then There Are Those Who Read Butts!". scoopwhoop.com. Retrieved 2021-02-05.
  2. ^ Carrol, Robert Todd. "Rumplogy for Dummies". The Skeptic's Dictionary.
  3. ^ a b "Jacqueline Stallone's Rumpology Reports!". Retrieved 2007-06-05.
  4. ^ Reiter, Amy (September 13, 1999). "This is Sly's mom on crack". Salon.com.
  5. ^ a b Tattersall, Nick (July 9, 2003). "Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future". Sounding Circle. Reuters. Archived from the original on July 8, 2007. Retrieved 2007-04-25.
  6. Metro
    . January 5, 2009.
  7. ^ "rumpology". The Skeptic's Dictionary.
  8. ^ Reiter, Amy (March 21, 2001). "Streisand: Stallone's mom's butt prints are hot!". Salon.com.

External links

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