The Near Future
"The Near Future" is a song written by Irving Berlin and performed in the Ziegfeld Follies of 1919.[1] It is better known for the small part of its lyric that took on a life of its own: "How Dry I Am".
Origins
The origins of the song and its components are somewhat obscure, as are the factors that differentiate "The Near Future" from "How Dry I Am."
Melody
The origin of the melody predates Berlin's song. The distinctive four-note motif was used by Ludwig van Beethoven in his Sonata, Op. 10 No. 3, published in 1798. The motif is also used in
The notes' positions in the major scale are 5 < 1 < 2 < 3 as numbered diatonically and 8 < 1 < 3 < 5 as numbered chromatically (e.g., G < C < D < E in C major, C < F < G < A in F major, and D < G < A < B in G major).ⓘ
The transition of the melody from a hymn to a song associated with drinking caused some confusion. In one example from 1931, courthouse chimes playing "Oh Happy Day" were thought by "respectable Minnesotans" to be playing "How Dry I Am."[3]
Lyrics
The term "Dry" in the lyrics means abstinence from alcohol. While the lyrics are often associated with
The phrase "how dry I am" had become structured into song and referred specifically to drinking alcohol by at least 1898, as one journal describes a college drinking song that goes:
How dry I am, How dry I am!
God only knows How dry I am.[5]
When the State of Kansas passed a Prohibition law in 1917, which was signed by the governor on "the 23rd" [of February or March] the legislature greeted the event by singing "How Dry I Am."[6] This also strongly suggests that a song with these lyrics existed prior to Irving Berlin's treatment of the melody.
A 1919 book entitled Out and about: A Note-book of London in War-time describes a group of Americans drinking in London and singing "some excellent numbers of American marching-songs," including one described as "the anthem of the 'dry' States" whose lyrics were:
Nobody knows how dry I am, How dry I am, How dry I am.
You don't know how dry I am, How dry I am, How dry I am.
Nobody knows how dry I am, And nobody cares a damn.[7]
The 1921 musical comedy Up In The Clouds included a similar song entitled "How Dry I Am" with music by Tom A. Johnstone and words by Will B. Johnstone.[2]
Musical influence
"How Dry I Am" (also widely heard in the variant form, "How Dry Am I") has come to represent a four-pitch sequence widely used to begin both popular and classical works.
Other songs influenced by the melody include
The song is used as the theme of P. D. Q. Bach's fugue in F major from The Short-Tempered Clavier (S. 3.14159265, easy as).
In a 1959 television broadcast titled "The Infinite Variety of Music",
Use in popular culture
This portion of the song...
How dry I am, how dry I am
It's plain to see just why I am
No alcohol in my highball
And that is why so dry I am
... became known for its ironic use as a drinking song in all manner of popular media, especially
How dry I am, how dry I am
Nobody knows how dry I am... Hooow dryyy I aaaaaam!
A Westinghouse clothes dryer from 1953 played the song when clothes were dry.[12]
Played in the opening montage of the 1932 film Three on a Match.
The song is referenced in Richard Matheson's 1954 novel I Am Legend.
The song is used in the plot of The Twilight Zone episode "Mr. Denton on Doomsday", and is sung by Dan Duryea.
The song is sung by actors William Macy and Conrad Bain on the September 22, 1975 episode of the television show Maud titled Rumpus in the Rumpus Room.
The song was referenced in a lyric by Method Man in a Wu-Tang Clan ad for St. Ides malt liquor.
The Salvation Army, to celebrate sobriety, uses the song (without lyrics) in both band and piano arrangements, in street concerts and meetings. This may be one reason for the raucous band arrangement of
Homebrew Stew used it as a satirical arrangement with the retitled How Dry I Am in Bird-in-Hand which is included in his LP Folk Songs of Lancaster Co., PA. His version was inspired by the Prohibition Party's national convention which was held in Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania for the 2000 election.[14]
References
- ^ "Ziegfeld Follies of 1919". Internet Broadway Database. Retrieved December 31, 2022.
- ^ a b c Fuld, James (2000). The Book of World-famous Music: Classical, Popular, and Folk. Courier Corporation. p. 279.
- ^ "Religion: O Happy Day". Time. April 13, 1931.
- ^ "Sleeping Car Adventure". Gem of the West and Soldiers Friend. 8: 74. 1874.
- ^ Anonymous (1898). "Editorial Department". The Free Thought Magazine. 16: 172.
- ^ "Friends' Intelligencer". Friends' Intelligencer Association. 21 October 1917. p. 139. Retrieved 21 October 2021 – via Google Books.
- ^ Burke, Thomas (1919). Out and about: A Note-book of London in War-time. London: G. Allen & Unwin Limited. pp. 136.
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- ^ Chiong, Curtis Fornadley, Henry. "Archive of Popular American Music - Sheet Music Record". ucla.edu.
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- ^ The Infinite Variety of Music. 1959.
- ISBN 978-1-57467-164-3.
- ^ "New 1953 Westinghouse Clothes Dryer" (advertisement), Life (17 November 1952), 62.
- ISBN 9781317010548. Retrieved 21 October 2021 – via Google Books.
- ^ Brubaker, Jack (November 12, 2023). "Prohibition Party convention here inspires take on 'How Dry I Am'". LNP|Lancaster Online. p. B3.