User:Insomniduck

If you know how to put my userboxes in two columns, please feel free to do so.

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I'll find something to put here. Eventually.

About Me

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

This user is a female contributor.

This user contributes using Opera.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in
DNA and Genetics

This user is a sailor.

why is the rum always gone?

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

Unhandled Exception

This user is an imperfect perfectionist and encourages you to point out or correct her mistakes.

AmE-x

This user prefers American English and believes it's everyone else that has it wrong.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

whom

This user insists that whom is used consistently and correctly, and knows that Evilai knows that as always... you smell funny.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user finds censorship offensive.