User:Jalapenos do exist
- Name: I am impelled to remind the public that jalapenos do, in fact, exist, despite what the Anti-Jalapeno Conspiracywould have us all believe. The fact that there is no Wikipedia article on this conspiracy is proof of the conspiracy's all-powerful influence.
- Views on Wikipedia: I am a wikicynic. Once the soapboxing and trolling are discarded, 30%-70% of the discourse here is bullshit, namely, speech intended not to express one's opinions and motivations but to cloak or decorate them. This is a somewhat higher figure than what I encounter in real life, but then I may live in a bubble.
- Views on userpages: I have nothing against userboxes. Some of my best friends are userboxes. I just don't want them hanging around my userpage, that's all.
- My behavior: I try not to be an asshole toward people who are not themselves assholes. If you are not an asshole and I have been an asshole toward you, you either caught me on a bad day, in which case I sincerely apologize, or you actually are an asshole but don't know it yet. Or, I'm an asshole and don't know it yet, in which case-- well, sorry.
- About me: I am an adult and have been so for some years now, though this is disputed.
- Things I hate: people who say "the Wikipedia".
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The Modest Barnstar | |
| For a great edit on the Netherlands section in ) 04:39, 8 March 2009 (UTC) |
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The April Fool's Barnstar | |
| For restoring my faith in human intelligence. --Gilabrand (talk) 15:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC) |
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The Working Wikipedian's Barnstar |
| For your tireless work on Kyle1278 22:51, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
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The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar | |
| For working on an article that you felt shouldn't even exist and helping to bring it up, even if temporarily, to encyclopedic standards. Nableezy (talk) 18:32, 22 April 2009 (UTC) |
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The Original Barnstar | |
| Your indefatigable persuit of impoving Middle East related articles, many of the controversial, has made the website a better place. The Squicks (talk) 18:38, 20 June 2009 (UTC) |
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The Original Barnstar | |
| For saying a Zucchini should be called a Zucchini. --Firefly322 (talk) 16:17, 11 November 2009 (UTC) |
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The Excellent Userpage Award | |
| I just happened to stumble on your username and your userpage, and both were highly entertaining to me and made me laugh. If that's not worth a barnstar, what is? — Hunter Kahn 05:34, 30 November 2010 (UTC) |
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