Wikipedia:Top 25 Report/December 23 to 29, 2018

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Prepared with commentary by igordebraga (with help from Stormy clouds)

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Netflix subs aren't cheep

Every year since 2014, the Top 25 Report of holiday week is topped by Hollywood. And 2018 managed to get a top entry as dark as a recently deceased Carrie Fisher: the Netflix post-apocalyptic thriller Bird Box, which also brought along the original novel and its two main actors. Who'd have guess that as a way to spend Christmas (#14)\Boxing Day (#7)\Kwanzaa (#21). Actual theatrical releases also have a heavy presence, with four movies apiece from Hollywood and India (with the former also having the one depicted in Bohemian Rhapsody, and the latter, their list of highest-grossing films). Some celebrities also show up without needing to join the death list (#8), such as the star of Aquaman (#5) and his wife (#17), a former child star (#12) getting married to an actor (#10), and another former child star (#11) appearing in a commercial. Finishing the list, a tragedy in Indonesia (#16) and showing the week is really slow, the World Cup that ended back in July!(#25)

For the week of December 23 to 29, 2018, the 25 most popular articles on Wikipedia, as determined from the WP:5000 report were:

Rank	Article	Class	Views	Image	About
1	Bird Box (film)		3,044,258		Rock musician A Quiet Place meets The Happening , Earth is invaded by creatures that when seen, drive people to insanity and\or suicide. Thus people are forced to live recluse in houses with covered windows (and, to justify the title, with birds, as they chirp like crazy in presence of the beasts), while wearing blindfolds whenever going outside is required.
2	Bird Box		1,698,325
3	Aquaman (film)		1,224,616		Back in 2005, the prospect of an Aquaman hit movie at most earned a joke on Entourage. 13 years later, the Atlantean superhero is star of the sole DC Comics movie of the year, and is one of the 100 highest-grossing movies ever . How things change.
4	Zero (2018 film)		1,207,417		Bollywood makes a movie about a man with dwarfism (Shah Rukh Khan) facing both a love triangle where he's disputed by a highly talented scientist with cerebral palsy (Anushka Sharma, pictured) and an alcoholic film star (Katrina Kaif), and eventually the trials to join a mission to Mars. Oh India, you never cease to surprise us. In spite of being preceded by much fanfare, Zero has been deemed a huge disappointment, having failed to please critics or audiences, and seems like it will struggle to cover its 200 crore budget that makes it one of the most expensive Indian movies ever.
5	Jason Momoa		1,138,412		The star of our #3 finally got less views than the movie itself. On the other hand, all the attention he got this December earned him a spot in the yearly list .
6	K.G.F: Chapter 1		1,109,461		Another Indian movie, from Yash (pictured) is a poor boy who is eventually hired to kill a big figure in the Kolar Gold Fields . It is already the highest grossing Kannada film, a fact that bodes very well for the impending second chapter.
7	Boxing Day		948,251		December 26 is also a holiday in certain Anglophone countries and subsequently a big retailer deal - if these images are any indicative, only a boxer can punch his way through these crowds!
8	Deaths in 2018		770,966		52 weeks straight with an entry regarding the recently deceased! Should come as no surprise that it's #1 in the 2018 report .
9	Sandra Bullock		681,039		One of America's Sweethearts since at least 1994 (though some people met her a bit earlier), owner of an Academy Award (and a Razzie) and star of hit movies including this year's Ocean's 8... and yet, if this is any indication, some people only learned about Sandra Bullock because she stars in Bird Box (#1). What is wrong with the world?!
10	Liam Hemsworth		678,006		Gale from The Hunger Games is now officially Mr. Miley Cyrus (#12).
11	Macaulay Culkin		673,314		Christmas season is just not the same without Home Alone (which just like the best Christmas movie ever, is about spending the holidays fending off invaders), and its star Macaulay Culkin returned to the role of Kevin McCallister in a Google Assistant ad. He also played Home Alone games with the Angry Video Game Nerd and has had weird moments reminiscent of Culkin's messy former child star phase. Speaking of that...
12	Miley Cyrus		599,316		It's been five years since the former Hannah Montana went crazy and among other things swung naked from demolition tools. If the fact she's now married to our #10 is any indicative, Miley seems to have got better.
13	Freddie Mercury		579,076		The king of Queen, whose It's (the End of) a Hard Life (#8).
14	Christmas		534,129		Borrowing from one of #11's hit movies: “ Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! *gunshots* And a happy new year! ”
15	Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse		537,843		Lots of praise have been raised regarding the animated team-up of Spider-Man with the alternate versions of himself. All the more reason for me to be mad at how my country will only release it on January 10.
16	Krakatoa		524,515		This Indonesian volcano erupted again, and while it was nothing compared to the famous 1883 eruption, it was enough to cause a deadly tsunami (just 14 years after those waves swept the nation in late December; hard not to feel sad).
17	Lisa Bonet		503,243		Continued interest in our #5 also brings along his missus. Someday Commons needs to get a picture of her so we can ditch this one of her ex and their daughter!
18	Trevante Rhodes		493,575		Ever since his breakthrough as the adult version of The Predator , he's one of the main actors in Bird Box (#1).
19	Bumblebee (film)		493,195		For all the diminishing returns the Transformers movies have given in over a decade, spin-off Bumblebee (starring the eponymous Autobot, who can turn into a Beetle - eat that, Herbie! - along with Hailee Steinfeld) finally represented a step in the right direction, as ditching the frantic Michael Bay filmmaking and the overly complicated plot to just make a fun movie that certainly feels like something made in the 1987 that is the setting, to critical acclaim. Too bad coming out in a busy Christmas season just one year after the disastrous Transformers: The Last Knight means the movie is struggling to repeat the financial success of its predecessors (it spent two weekends behind #3 and #22 in the U.S., and has barely surpassed its $135 million budget worldwide).
20	2.0 (film)		489,006		Well, that's an adequate rank. 2.0 cost more than double to make than plain Zero (#6), but unlike it has been a runaway box office hit (#24) with good reviews.
21	Kwanzaa		473,283		The African-American holiday celebrated right after Christmas, namely between December 26 to January 1.
22	Mary Poppins Returns		473,003		52 years later, the magical British nanny is back in theaters (or in the film itself, 20+ years later, she's back in the Banks household), now portrayed by Emily Blunt (pictured) and being just as lovely as Julie Andrews in the original (though Dame Andrews doesn't appear, feeling a cameo would just upstage Blunt). Critics have liked it and audience response has been warm, even if not enough to oust #3 (where Andrews has a small voice role!) from atop of the box office. My main gripe with the movie is not having a Michael Rooker cameo.
23	Simmba		446,636		No, not the lion - wait until July. Instead, this one is an Indian film, spin-off of the Singham movies, about antiheroic orphan-turned-cop Sangram "Simmba" Bhalerao, played by Ranveer Singh.
24	List of highest-grossing Indian films		460,712		Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (starring Prabhas, picture) is now the only Tamil production to have grossed more than 2.0 (#20), as well as the only movie that made more money in India. (in the global figures featured in the article, 2.0 is sixth, and will hardly make enough crore to enter the top 5)
25	2018 FIFA World Cup		405,032		Just to show how people are barely caring as the year ends: people wanting to remember that fun football month in Russia (#2 in our yearly list!) managed to get higher views than #10's brother Thor (#26), the predecessor to #22 (#27), and the beautiful female lead of #3 (#28).