Wikipedia:WikiZombies
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A consensus zombie (or "tea drinker") is a person who doesn't actually work towards
Origins
Several years ago, researchers at the
Brainy editors, beware!
If you have a large brain and are capable of thinking critically, beware! You are particularly at risk. Consensus zombies survive on a daily diet of neural tissue, and the larger and healthier brains are more delicious and nutritious (see
How to kill a consensus zombie
There are three levels of zombies: Level 1: act and look like humans, and those ones we protect. Level 2: Look and act like humans, but have no conscience or soul. They are very violent. Level 3: Try to look and act like us, but can't. They are the most dangerous among the zombies. They tend to have disgusting looking teeth, and lots of dead skin...
Consensus zombies have only one weak spot: the brain. You must attack the brain. There is no other way to bring them down.
Editors must
A word of caution, however: while it may be tempting to do so and seem like an easy way out,
Editors who wish to fight the Wikipedian undead should also
Good luck!
Identification
If you are a WikiZombie and wish to identify yourself, place the userbox on your user page:
| Code | Result | ||
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| {{Template:user wikipedia/WikiZombie}} |
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Usage |
See also
