Wikipedia:WikiGiant

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WikiGiant
A WikiGiant, throwing rocks at vandals

Critically Endangered (IUCN 3.1
)
Scientific classification Edit this classification
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species:
H. wikigigantis
Binomial name
Homo wikigigantis
Range shown in white
Synonyms

A WikiGiant is an exceedingly large being that ferociously stomps on any vandalism it sees. Typically, the WikiGiant is docile and measured enough to ensure it does not excessively indulge in physical exposition. However, if a known vandal continuously annoys this creature, it will go wild and instead destroy constructive contributions, causing it to get

smack vandals. WikiGiants are also thought to be related to WikiDragons
, though this assertion remains unproven.

Known haunts of the WikiGiant

The WikiGiant is often found in the

creatures
.

It is also found at

inebriated and bashing gnomes
.

Gear

Usually, a WikiGiant carries a sledgehammer to smack vandals out of town. However, certain WikiGiants are known to carry rocks, hammers, and the occasional belt. Note that when a WikiGiant is feeling particularly jolly but still wishes to exert some form of cruel and unusual punishment, a

WikiTrout may be used, or a wikiwhale
swung at the miscreant.

Are you a WikiGiant?

Copy this into your userpage: {{User wikipedia/WikiGiant}}

This user is a WikiGiant.