Wikipedia:WikiGiant
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WikiGiant | |
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A WikiGiant, throwing rocks at vandals | |
Scientific classification | |
Domain: | Eukaryota |
Kingdom: | Animalia |
Phylum: | Chordata |
Class: | Mammalia |
Order: | Primates |
Suborder: | Haplorhini |
Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
Family: | Hominidae |
Subfamily: | Homininae |
Tribe: | Hominini |
Genus: | Homo |
Species: | H. wikigigantis
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Binomial name | |
Homo wikigigantis | |
Range shown in white | |
Synonyms | |
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A WikiGiant is an exceedingly large being that ferociously stomps on any vandalism it sees. Typically, the WikiGiant is docile and measured enough to ensure it does not excessively indulge in physical exposition. However, if a known vandal continuously annoys this creature, it will go wild and instead destroy constructive contributions, causing it to get
Known haunts of the WikiGiant
The WikiGiant is often found in the
It is also found at
Gear
Usually, a WikiGiant carries a sledgehammer to smack vandals out of town. However, certain WikiGiants are known to carry rocks, hammers, and the occasional belt. Note that when a WikiGiant is feeling particularly jolly but still wishes to exert some form of cruel and unusual punishment, a
Are you a WikiGiant?
Copy this into your userpage: {{User wikipedia/WikiGiant}}
This user is a WikiGiant. |