Wikipedia:WikiBadger
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WikiBadger | |
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A WikiBadger, they just don't care. | |
Scientific classification | |
Domain: | Eukaryota |
Kingdom: | Animalia |
Phylum: | Chordata |
Class: | Mammalia |
Order: | Carnivora |
Family: | Mustelidae |
Subfamily: | Mellivorinae
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Genus: | Mellivora |
Species: | M. wikicapensis
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Binomial name | |
Mellivora wikicapensis (Jimbo Wales, 2014)
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WikiBadgers (Mellivora wikicapensis) are a form of WikiFauna with the reputation for latching onto whatever crosses their path until something dies or the WikiBadger is cautiously detached and thrown across the room by a very careful admin.
Behavior
WikiBadgers are renowned for attaching themselves using their powerful jaws to a target that made the mistake of crossing their path.
Relations with other WikiFauna
WikiBadgers are quite adept at fighting off
High level WikiWitches and WikiWizards may have WikiBadgers as familiars,[3] although regardless of level, most are capable of magically summoning them.[4]
Despite a number of differences in behavior, WikiBadgers are somehow related to WikiOtters.
Identification
If you are a WikiBadger and wish to identify yourself, feel free to use this userbox:
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Recent events
Several WikiBadgers have been hunted, enough so that the species is now threatened. Primarily, WikiBouncers and WikiTigers found them to be too disrespectful of newer editors and thus were banished by a council of WikiKnights. While many have redeemed themselves and been allowed back into the animal kingdom, too many became WikiFallen and fed to the WikiGiants. As a result of this, they were declared an endangered species.
In late 2021 a total count in the wild was done and it was discovered they were critically endangered, as only around 10 could be located.
References
- ^ "Badger-Coyote Associations". ecology.info. Archived from the original on 21 Jul 2011.
- ^ Dale, Thomas Francis (1906). "The fox". Longmans, Green, and Co.: 15–17.
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(help) - ^ Complete Scoundrel, Mike McArtor and F. Wesley Schneider. Wizards of the Coast. p. 78
- ^ Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 edition Player's Handbook, by Monte Cook, Jonathan Tweet, Skip Williams. Wizards of the Coast, p. 285