User:B10Reaper

B10Reaper
Scientific classification
Domain:	Eukarya
Kingdom:	Animalia
Subkingdom:	Eumetazoa
Phylum:	Chordata
Subphylum:	Vertebrata
Infraphylum:	Gnathostomata
Superclass:	Tetrapoda
Class:	Mammalia
Subclass:	Theria
Infraclass:	Eutheria
Order:	Primates
Suborder:	Haplorrhini
Infraorder:	Simiiformes
Parvorder:	Catarrhini
Superfamily:	Hominoidea
Family:	Hominidae
Subfamily:	Homininae
Tribe:	Hominini
Subtribe:	Hominina
Genus:	Homo
Species:	H. sapiens
Subspecies:	H. s. sapiens

B10Reaper is a member of a species of

Latin: "wise man" or "knowing man"). DNA and fossil evidence indicates that modern B10Reaper originated in Prince George about 20 years ago. When compared to other animals and primates, B10Reaper smells better, and has significantly less body hair. His mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the forelimbs (arms) for manipulating objects, has allowed B10Reaper to make far greater use of tools

than most of the guys in his shop classes.

Like most higher primates, B10Reaper is social by nature. B10Reaper is particularly adept at utilizing systems of communication—primarily spoken, gestural(Mainly flipping the bird), and written language—for self-expression, the exchange of ideas, and organization. B10Reaper is not terribly distinctive as a guy on the Earth, but by having mad vidya game skills, he manages.

B10Reaper seeks to understand and influence the environment around them by hitting it with stuff. This natural boredom has led to the development of random crap.

Name

It's been his name in both online and offline games, as well as in chatrooms since the age of 12.

History

Origin

Born in Prince George, British Columbia Canada.

Transition to civilization

Since he lives in Mcleod Lake, BC currently, it is hardly a "transition to civilization" from Mackenzie, BC.

Habitat and population

He lives in a house with lots of trees around it, and there is only one of him... for now...

Biology

Anatomy

You were hoping for details weren't you? Pervert.

Diet

Pizza, Tacos, Burgers, and Energy Drinks.

Sleep

About 8 hours a night. 12 if he was busy the previous day.

Psychology

Consciousness and thought

Trust me, you don't want to know about what goes on inside his mind.

Motivation and emotion

Usually motivated by a bodily need (eat, sleep, poop) or by boredom. Emotions range from happy to angreh.

Sexuality and love

Straight, and in love with a beautiful woman.

Language

Primarily English, with small bits of (In order of amount spoken) German, French, Japanese, Russian, Korean, and Chinese.

Spirituality and religion

Pastafarian

Philosophy and self-reflection

People are stupid, the person is intelligent.

Race and ethnicity

White, French and German with some British thrown in.

War

HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'...

Trade and economics

At the moment I raise chickens and sell eggs. That will be changing soon.

Trivia

-Gets bored easily

-Blatantly stole this template from the Human page of wikipedia

-Is actually from the future, sent back "for the lulz"

-Is also a member of The Doom Wiki, The Mass Effect Wiki and Encyclopedia Dramatica (which can't be linked)

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