User:Bloopityboop
| Bloopityboop | |
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Scientific classification 
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| Domain: | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Primates |
| Suborder: | Haplorhini |
| Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
| Family: | Hominidae |
| Subfamily: | Homininae |
| Tribe: | Hominini |
| Genus: | Homo |
| Species: | |
| Subspecies: | H. s. sapiens
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| Trinomial name | |
| Homo sapiens sapiens Linnaeus, 1758
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The Bloopityboop is a male Homo sapiens sapiens.
Description
Tall, considering its original locality. Also very thin. Basically a noodle. Otherwise typical of any specimen of H. s. sapiens from its particular locality.
Distribution
It occurs in Canada, but has historically ranged through Northeast China. There are also unconfirmed reports of it in Australia, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and the Hawaiian Archipelago.
Diet
A generalist. An indiscriminate eater that will consume anything that remotely resembles food. Fortunately does not actually eat that much.
Reproduction
No.
Conservation
Although it has no natural predators, Bloopitybloop is currently threatened by the lack of a lock on the bathroom door.