User:Shirt58

• that Ego Leonard is a giant minifigure who is no real than you are?
• that Hevisaurus is a Finnish heavy metal band for kids?
• that an Alibi-ya can provide a fake boss to give a speech at your wedding?
• that Undie Runs are very popular with College administrators?
• that Bidenichthys beeblebroxi is a hoopy fish that really knows where its towel is?
• that Parkes, New South Wales is the home of the Parkes Elvis Festival and the Parkes Spacemen?
• that there is a Wikipedia article called Ȓ?
• that "Hamlet on Ice" was a jest at the expense of Shakespeare and Australian manhood?
• that Milnesium tardigradum can into space?
• that Australia is a philistine nation but Melbourne is a civilised city?
• that the paper frill wot looks like a chef's hat, innit, is called a Manchette?
• that the article shipyourenemiesglitter.com, despite being completely ludicrous, somehow managed to survive its AfD?

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Wikipedia projects

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Where I live or have lived

This user lives in the Australian state of Victoria.

This user lives in the Australian Capital Territory.

This user lives in Tasmania.

This user lives in New South Wales.

This user lives in Queensland.

東京	This user is from Tokyo.

Personal

This user is a lawyer.

Honk honk, here comes the you-know-what mobile. I hope it delivers sushi.

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All your Beuys are belong to us

This user has read a lot about Jacobean revenge plays (including the Ur-Hamlet) and gets the extended joke about "The Courier's Tragedy" in The Crying of Lot 49

• Ok, I studied Italian in Secondary School for four years, did a semester of Middle English and majored in Japanese. I also took a semester at a private language school in Chinese that would have totaled 20 hours tuition, tops. That's the whole box and dice in my formal language study.
• My Block log will answer a lot of those kind of questions.
• For example, the connection between Gabrielle d'Estrées et une de ses sœurs and Ernst's Murdering Airplane.
• Possibly, but I still love this song.
• Now you're raking up ancient history from my early University days. I was considered to be too much interested in
  Eng. Lit.
  to be a proper Languages nerd. And to be too much of a Languages nerd to be considered a proper Eng. Lit. nerd. Ah, my College days, the best eleven years of my life...

• "When, on their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary, Jerome had played his parents an ethereal, far more beautiful version of 'Hallelujah' by a kid called Buckley, Kiki had thought yes, that's right, our memories are getting more beautiful and less real every day." Zadie Smith, On Beauty, 2005
• Public service job. Task: explain completely in fewest words.
• OK, I admit it: I am a Flying Spaghetti Marxist, completely committed to the Saucialist cause. Pasta la Revolución siempre!
• In the first (and only) year of Bachelor of Science studies, I gave myself extra time to study for Zoology 101 by not bothering to turn up for the other subjects' exams.
• New bicycle shoes and pedals!
• "Jackson Pollock was final proof to the philistines that the lunatics had taken over the asylum of modern art; however, the function of the philistines is to be slain." Robert Hughes, The Shock of the New, 1980
• "Bloody hell. Wikipediocracy is becoming a nut magnet, just like Wikipedia and WR." Eric Barbour, Wikipediocracy, 2013

"— from a good family?" prompted Amit.
"From a good family."
"Well educated?"
"Well educated. Saraswati gives better blessings in the long run than Lakshmi."
- Vikram Seth, A Suitable Boy, page 493

The idea that there were shops devoted entirely to books would have astonished the Pee Wee cow crowd, except for Erwin Hungate, who was a reader, his big tallow-colored face buried in a book even at the bar.
...
Vic Vase took up the book often and read passages aloud, mangling his way through medieval French, church Latin, and antique English.
"Jesus," said Erwin Hungate, the reader, "lay off, will you? Sound like Umberto Eco."
"Who?" said Vic.
"I know him," said Old Man DeBock. "Bert Eckle, used a work for Bob Utley. He’s out in Nevada now in a home. Home for old cowboys."
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		The Guidance Barnstar
		Thanks for your help with introducing me to Wikipedia. With your help about how to conduct myself about certain issues, and giving me information about my deleted articles and other Wikipedia policies. talk ) 6:48, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

		The Original Barnstar
		Thanks, for being such a lovely and ORIGINAL AND HELPFUL user. talk ) 02:41, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

		The Invisible Barnstar
		You've worked tirelessly at improving Wikipedia for nearly five years, with little recognition. I don't normally give these things out—I can never find the right words—but I thought I'd make an exception. Suffusion of Yellow (talk) 10:37, 2 May 2011 (UTC)

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		13007 contribs. Now take a break. -- ★☭ 07:06, 6 May 2011 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Diligence
	For being a generally nice person and protecting the innocent (think about it, you're like batman) PanydThe muffin is not subtle 11:04, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

	The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
	thanks for the help getting started Platecarpus.p (talk) 17:49, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

	The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
	Hey! Thanks for helping me get started by telling me bout the four tildes. Orangewarning (talk) 11:44, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

	The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
	Thanks for the welcome! Pppowercurve (talk) 15:09, 7 April 2012 (UTC)

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	spice humour
	Thank you for adding to the encyclopedia in concise style, serving dishes spiced with humour, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 19:40, 8 May 2012 (UTC)

	The Original Barnstar
	thanks for your suggestion I really appreciate it and I will always try to help improving WikiPedia Anurag (talk) 13:23, 24 June 2012 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Diplomacy
	Thanks so much for this: Talk:Lee Areum. I guess I'm not much of a people person. I usually just start shooting and sort though the bodies later.  :- ) Don 13:25, 8 August 2012 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	We Germans are immune to humour, as everybody who knows them will tell you. I obviously did not get it without hint, had not heard about franglais in the first place, and managed to confuse myself in the meantime. Much appreciated. Lectonar (talk) 12:49, 16 August 2012 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	Thanks you! a my solar cave! Hello! I'm Shy Zorua! 04:12, 29 September 2012 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	Thanks, I needed it. Go Phightins! (talk) 11:00, 14 October 2012 (UTC)

	The Teamwork Barnstar
	For creating Stylidium humphreysii on the heels of the new Fred Humphreys article. Jokestress (talk) 11:12, 15 November 2012 (UTC)

	The Original Barnstar
	Thanks for the tips - I'm not super knowledgeable about wikipedia guidelines Likesthisproject (talk) 23:50, 30 November 2012 (UTC)

	The Are You Sure Tasmania is a Real Place? Award
	For the comment in your user page giving me a little laugh at the end of a long day. Sulfurboy (talk) 09:20, 29 October 2013 (UTC)