History Bites

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History Bites
History (Canada)
Release1998 (1998) –
2004 (2004)

History Bites is a

History Television network that ran from 1998 to 2004. It was a prime-time program.[1] Created by Rick Green
, History Bites explored what would be on television if the medium had been around for the last 5,000 years of human history.

Typically, a significant historical event was chosen and mock news, sports and entertainment programming was created around it. Each episode included several segments of Green offering historical background of the episode's chosen era and otherwise showed frequent shifts from one comedy sketch to another (as well as returning to certain sketches repeatedly) representing a

channel-surfing viewer who never watched any one sketch for more than a few minutes at a time. Furthermore, the theme of the series is about debunking misplaced nostalgia
about historical periods by illustrating their often absurd injustices and brutal realities to modern sensibilities.

Synopsis

Contemporary movies, television shows and personalities (

The Weakest Link, in which contestants answered trivia questions about the common beliefs of the featured era. Anachronisms were frequent and deliberate, adding to the show's distinctive humour. For example, in one episode set in AD 100 and focusing on gladiatorial combat, the "Zamboni family" was responsible for tidying the Colosseum between bouts, in reference to modern Zamboni machines that repair rink surfaces during intermissions at ice hockey
games.

By far, the earliest setting for an episode has been 6000 BC, in which viewers were advised on pre-

trepanation. The most recent setting was 1881, in an episode largely about "The Shootout At Fly's Photographic Studio", a historically more accurate description of the event commonly known as the gunfight at the O.K. Corral
.

The show's production values improved over the five seasons, increasing and refining the use of sets, costumes and props. Never Lost was Green's message (stated explicitly in the first episode and alluded to in the closing of each episode) that fond nostalgia is misplaced and that the lives of our ancestors were rife with oppression, ignorance (including casually held

soundbites
"-like nature of the short clips from each sketch, as well as the often brutal and unpleasant nature of the history being satirized.

Episodes

Parodies

Films, television programs and personalities parodied on History Bites include:

Recurring

 

Individual

Animation

The fifth season of History Bites and most of the specials feature cartoon segments in a wide variety of styles animated by

Batman: the Animated Series (aka Captain Puritan), Pokémon/anime cartoons, Scooby-Doo
and 1950s educational films as well as original material and styles in the specials. The cartoons are short but ambitious considering the modest budget of the show.

Specials

  • History Bites "The End Of The World" was a one-hour special on how people reacted to the first new millennium on December 31, 1999.

After the end of the 5th season, History Bites continued with a series of one-hour specials. These episodes did not feature the channel-surfing theme that earlier episodes did.

  • History Bites "Mother Britain", airing on Canada Day, July 1, 2005, covering the history of the relationship between Canada and Britain from the first explorers to the patriation of the Constitution. It featured actors portraying all 21 Canadian Prime Ministers up to that point.
  • History Bites "Uncle Sam", about the history of U.S./Canada relations.
  • History Bites "The Separatists", a special that aired June 24, 2007 on the history of separatists movements in Canada from the
    Upper and Lower Canada Rebellions to the Clarity Act
    .
  • History Bites "Celine Dion", aired on Feb. 10, 2008, examined the history of Canadians moving to the United States for fame and money.
  • History Bites "Sex & Power", aired in 2008, about the intertwining of sex and politics throughout history.

Actors

Regulars on the show (along with the characters they played/parodied) include:

As well, members of the show's writing staff were frequently used as extras or in bit roles, and as the series progressed, the writers (especially Danny DiTata) began to be featured in larger roles:

Notable guest stars include:

References

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