Everything you don't do in this life you will never do.
Criticism is like
Barbed tape
: The harder you fight it, the deeper it cuts.
It's never too late to have a good childhood.
Properties
User is house-trained, low maintenance, and can imitate a traffic sign if necessary.
User knows so many bits and pieces of random obscure languages she wonders whether this has caused Hindustani to become a mutually intelligible language for her brain, enabling her to absorb a language without putting any particular effort into it, merely by overdosing on Bollywood movies. For this would be awesome.
Operating Manual
User needs to be hit over the head with the obvious. Frequently.
User responds to logics, chocolate, and general cuteness. No violence necessary.
Warning!
User habitually exercizes abnormal control over her facial expressions and emoticons, and as a result gets taken seriously way too often, both on- and offline. This backfires in funny ways. She claims this to be her sense of humor. Others might disagree.
My Userboxes
Useless Information
This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
.svg){kind=small}
