User:Carlinal/gallery

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I have a note list of quotes: phrases, paragraphs, and poetry, any collection of words that make me think. Whether it or the author is someone I love or hate, the quotes are something worth adding. Whether they make me smile or frown, or they make me think or are something just plain unforgettable. Even if they can be nonsense. This page is like that. Well, only the stuff that's available under the public domain or with a Creative Commons license, anyway. No PDFs though, not a good format, I think.

Here's the rules for this gallery should the desire to participate overwhelms you.

  1. Controlled chaos. That's the definition of this gallery. Like rule 5 but about management, not character.
  2. You can add or change captions and alt text to these images. If I like them, then they stay. The funnier (or sharper) the better.
  3. If the character isn't me, it leaves.
  4. Know what you link. I don't want lots of porn from here. It's too decadent to even be properly funny.
  5. This is a page that at least attempts to balance sophistication with wildness. This complexity must be respected.

Note: It is recommended to scroll through this page only through a desktop computer. Mobile looks a bit ugly, and the

Gallery feature doesn't entirely work there.

Greetings! ribbit Would you like some boiled soup
and fried flies?

alt.gaming.billclinton.highscore

⛷️
http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/374-missingno
This has got to be the most well-developed glitch since the Minus World.
Like Legos; all you need is thousands of them and an even larger imagination.
"whats keeping video game coders from looking liek this 24/7"
This. If I can't wear a shirt of my favorite band with that tie, what's the point in life?
Mr. Video
, the Captain Game Master of the Reagan Era
True King of Sega 🏆
Average gamer; Toe Jam and Earl bite the dust
Gonna pop off Jimmy Barnes style
A threat for causing a public disturbance
If you own(ed) one of these during your life you deserve a veteran's discount of any other plush for free. 💣
Most stylish playground ever. Whether it's the best altogether I'm unsure about.
Piggies on the moon (and a randoseru's gift)
A Rusher, surprisingly unstained after the first 8 hours
🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

Systems and controllers

Dummy ㄒ卄丨匚匚 console talkin' shit yet phoned 乇ㄒ home
When you make a Beatles video game and make it work, that's as much of a peak of the rhythm game genre as Revolver did with pop and rock music. You gotta tear everything up and start over again.
  • Like vinyl discs, these bad little boys initially did not have any interesting designs on them. And had to rely too much on molds to look important.
    Like vinyl discs, these bad little boys initially did not have any interesting designs on them. And had to rely too much on molds to look important.
  • Now we're talkin'. Deliberate palette and aesthetics. Although the typography is too old-fashioned and the globe is simple.
    Now we're talkin'. Deliberate palette and aesthetics. Although the typography is too old-fashioned and the globe is simple.
  • Crème de la crème. You know this frisbee ain't meant to be fucked with.
    Crème de la crème. You know this frisbee ain't meant to be fucked with.

A gavel on the blankets of 1s & 0s

I freeze in horror remembering that one time I saw this graphic.
three types of people
that have blown this pipe.

O lugar mais estranho do mundo!

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Best place to eat the sand
Ever wanted a fast food Wario? WELL WHO WOULDN'T
No, they don't use giraffe meat here. Certainly wouldn't taste as good.
Easily my favorite of these brands. They got a signature sauce with them burgers.
Wait until you tried the triple-flavor ice cream of this
Here's another cool work to look at; The Negro (1923)
⁉️⁉️⁉️
Here is a production he was involved with, a documentary about TV Globo.
Blanka for President 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Sweet scenery

Cloudy sunrise
Space sunset
"A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way." (Quote by Caroline Gordon)
This lil' tweety wonders about the largest source of noise
Mmmmmm...goat straw bondage
your tax dollars at work folks
Looks like the world's most expensive garage sale

Shhhh don't piss these guys off

iykyk
they play when nobodys watching

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW HUMANS

A chronological story of disaster.

Suck this receiving end of his telephone mime call!
yuh
A woman can never have too many admirers!
I don't support bootlegging unless absolutely necessary, and this episode is no longer an exceptional case after being archived in the Library of Congress. But alas, private theaters aren't that appealing, are they?
Hot stuff!
A model train enthusiast often tries (and fails) to not embrace the feeling of godhood when observing his creations
Everybody cries, everybody hurts, sometimes

Cute and funny creation and her cute and funny things

Booting up my Wikipedia game console be like
Wait a second I know this guy–
You're missing one rule: Final Solution-chan does not exist here
The fuckie wuckies!!
Chaos
No, it was WikiLeaks, but this is still enough.
I'D TEAR THAT DRESS AND HER SKIN INTO SHREDS GODDAMMIT
FUCK OFF
The lyrics are beyond informative, though too high-class for a wide audiences. Same with the composition, it's too formal and demonstrative to allow expressive production. At least the concept's well-executed, but it doesn't sound like a band, y'know?
Even the Ku Klux Klan hates these guys
Wikipe-tan as a staff member of Black twitter, despite her long persisting battle with AIDS.
twitter staff member (retired, the Munskrat hates Hawaiian)
I'd link you an example from their résumé, but it's on a certain blacklisted website. Sorry! 🥴
deletionists
, a living craft against the vandals (excluding Binky and Nikki ヾ(•ω•`)o)
enchilada chimichanga
bookworm
. Not sure where "Kip" came from but at least they got a full name!
Holy shIT THIS CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING VOLUME OF 4W350M3
A mischievous incarnation
Banned from usage on backpacks (except in several southern areas)
Wikipe-tan forming critiques yet unquenchable curiosity towards the Print Wikipedia volumes
Resources or bee forces
Really love the author behind this
Clyde as Wikipedia's puzzle globe.
They'd rather be called that than NPCs. (I will not explain this again.)
Temptation not to subject living puzzle globes into international trafficking
Perhaps Encyclopedia Dramatica has a more...updated variant of this after a decade.
example of how to visualize "example"
GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN NOW
Woo, woo
It would be slightly insulting if your best compliment to all of this was "Not bad."
Your virtual neighbors who know not the truth, but how to dissect and identify it. Sure they only know what they're told, but they've always taken the best of the best on their own. Also the only and definitive remainders of the early "techno-utopianism". And the reason why you know about fair use and Creative Commons.
Funky!
Neither can boys!

Music-related art

Imagine seeing a cover like this in its time and thinking "Wow, this guy should be a cartoonist!"
Which career is more worth the back-breaking, honestly, drumming or cartooning?
Adorable yet artistic
Le maestro
TERRORIST ACTIONS AGAINST MY ASS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE
AAAARRRGGHHH THE PRISM IS BLEEDING SOMEONE HEEEELLLPPP
This is the real cover for The Wall. Its textless minimalism is intentional so you'd be forced to regard it less as album art and more of you literally facing the wall. It's your copy too, your wall. Any version with text ironically flattens the immersiveness.
Dunno why this is called vinyl but hey, still love the hell outta this album. I nickname this one Another Great View.
The definitive track listing. The placements of "Silver Springs" and "Songbird" could not be more fitting.
HAVEN
It's amazing that both of these artists were on the same label.
THIS WAS A B-SIDE?!
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari; but the way you play your game ain't fair
OF COURSE
Yeah, the '60s didn't age well, of course.
Bullshit that the Hammer of the Gods only go solo. As with Woodstock.

Portraits and performances

I'd kiss her cunt in Cannes
Get offa dat couch and swing, baby!
Undoubtedly my favorite music-related image ever. It encapsulates everything great in rock, along with the wildness found in rhythm and blues and the attitudes of punk. Absolutely awesome.
I can't express enough the joy I have now that there's a quality image to display of the Stones with Mick Taylor. And on the same year as their best live album, too!
"This is our favorite place to play in the whole country." – Lou Reed, December 12, 1968
This should probably be a head image somewhere.
#JusticeForPabloHoney
I'll bet $40 that K.Dot was among this audience, watching and cheering.
HELL YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Right hand bugs the shit outta me :/
Living in color!
Proof that ageism is a debunked concept
If only I gave him a CD copy of that album. Requiescat.
Lonely angel
  • gimme five and some moar of four
    gimme five and some moar of four
  • Only way to fly
    Only way to fly
Hey hey baby when you walk that way, watch y'honey drip, can't keep away
Eyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all through my head
obama tries to convince them hes a drummer, the kennedy honors are just bribery
obunga STOP SINGING LIKE A LOUNGE LIZARD, THIS IS BLUES GODDAMMIT
Barack be like
REAL SHIT
Only missing a "Thanks, Obama" image at this point
compensating for something
Rich mofo who doesn't need to see the Nickelodeon broadcast, I spit knives with my eyes at him
Letterman giving him a stern reminder about being in "the ten-digit zone"
The queen's portrait of arrival
The band and "Jonah Johnson": hitting with an ocean's wave of rock and roll.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHICAGO
These guys did a better reunion album than Black Flag could. What?!
The Queen Crimson's ex-husband
LOOK DAD I'M RECORDING THE EDGE ON STAGE HOLY SHIT
How I will remember my dad
Wait, Vegas was cheap at some point?!
Their stage sets are so beautiful man
Halloween card 🎃
He oughta get with Chuck sometime
What in the Sam Hill are these
tears in the morning
🚬💀 (ಠ_ಠ)
Grownup boy scout who supports the American dream ☺️
Just by the emerging facial hair you know he's a demigod already on the verge of a rebirth.
"She used to be such a sweet girl"
Usually a yearbook photo can be a moment of cringe and you become relieved at how better of a life you have now. Unfortunately I can't deny the opposite for this one. Never Ignorant in Getting Goals Accomplished, indeed. #THUGLIFE
Love this dude's albums, along with Ice-T's and Ice Cold's and Ice Tray's and lce Coffee's and lce Water's and Ice Berg's and lce Cup's and lce Box. These dudes were all the real OGs of the hip hop golden age.
From tha streets 2 tha suites
Could use a stronger Jamaican flavor
You got the dolla he got the holla
Urkel
?
  • His most reformed
    His most reformed
  • His critical peak (and not stopping!)
    His critical peak (and not stopping!)
  • His own happy world
    His own happy world
  • His care for the children
    His care for the children
jump
promo photo for Yesterday
Missing since October 2016

The center of the universe

DUCK MOTHERFUCKER
L.A.

The Shoulders of Giants

It's funny. Only on a night like this does New York feel the most complete.
Not even the walls of Jericho would be this high.
You can feel them staring down at you.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
An awesome son et lumière, but this image in particular is both the most vibrant and most interactive with the sky.

The Hows-Madden section

Bathroom noise at 2AM
He does tend to wander a bit at night
"The Union as it was...This is a White Mans Government....the Lost cause...Worse than Slavery"[Unregistered HyperCam 1]
Some would say this is about American nationalism. I just interpret this as a Thanksgiving that unifies diversity.
Still fuming at the lack of Britannia X Columbia R34.
Them bastards did it by over a century
Ok this is hella awesome tho
"Please daddy, tell us do, for they censor all your letters, so we know they can't be true."
Serbia greatest!!
By 2037, would this be less common than it was a hundred years ago?
"I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg!"
Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards.
If you smile and pick your favorite Jelly Belly correctly, then everyone's welcome.
Turning Point
A mischievous vegetable hater[1] and Bart Simpson
Discussing the international expansion of the Pizza Hut franchise and how to implement both TMNT and Tetris brands into the ring
Real
Dream
Nightmare
the bigger the baton, the hotter the hit!
JESUS CHRIST NO, C'MON MAN
:O
An approximate representation of my Marietta years, 1/3
You know the author had a very cheeky face in executing this concept. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2/3
Hey Manny, think you can be handy enough to save your own ass?
WHAT DOES THE WORD "CRACK" MEAN TO YOU?
no cok n ball ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
Dronebogus was really eager to upload this onto Commons huh
Well she's a roller skating child with a ribbon in her hair; she gets my heart a beatin' when I see her there
unrelated
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Inugami Korone
pornography.
You reacting to the caption of the above image
calligram –> proto visual poetry (yum)
😮
"tHe fUtUrE Is nOW" plebians be like
Lava lamps are one of the last things I'd find in a shelf for a network service.
😦
7/10 no unicorn (still awesome tho)
man car door hook hand
Check the oil dollar gas
Peeta Mellark as a baseball dude (also this was in 1987, LMFAO)
What if we kissed in the Robsart Hospital 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
Kill a fwend to make a fwend! :DDD
ESV
)
FLAMING DEATH
…mama why does this taste like piss
rice
…Exactly who was responsible for allowing Bandcamp's sale to Epic Games?
But you can't solve me! :)
The gamemaster of his career 🏆
Are you guys going trick or treating?
baka

Credit to web enthusiast Annierau

Special article/titles

The surface of chalk may look like cheese, but it is actually harder than most cheeses.
On 10 January 2019, a man rode a Lime scooter down Baldwin St,[2] the same day that the scooters had been introduced to Dunedin and a week after Dunedin's mayor, Dave Cull, had said he was relying "on people's common sense" not to take the scooters down the world's steepest street.[3]
Embedded glaggles
A senator uses an old debating trick.
Helix Steel
Conservation of ninjutsu
This SCP is pissed for the lack of cable
Loss.jpg
Did I buy that necklace for myself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66yH8RZSwUc
(The correct version 👿)
Do not allow yourself to be trapped in the voids.
Festive doges found in Hawaii 2 (great thanks to Smallbones and Dthomsen8 for this perfect creation, and to Graf here)
Hats! Hats for sale! Fifty cents a hat!
Alexander Abian's 115th Dream
https://web.archive.org/web/20090318143423/http://www.vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/NOTES_EN.pdf
as an omnisexual i think bisexuals are cowards. 💀
the donussy ate aint the donut hole tho 🥺
I was often self-aware during my depression. Probably made for a worse experience. It's like being trapped in a state of mental limbo. Anyways, a dog walks into a tavern of mirrors and says, "I can't smell a thing. But I think I can smell this one. Looks like another consumer."
オーガズム電気療法!!
A competitor to traditional Nordic technology
Shrek at the end of the first film
File:Glowstick man.jpg
Example of a man enjoying a glow stick at a concert (rest in peace glowstick man
  • These two should totally meet up
Child using oversized equipment. The kayak is floating too high, it is too wide for his hips and shoulders, and it is so deep that his elbows hit the deck. His paddle is also too long. It is impossible for him to paddle efficiently, and he will tire quickly. His PFD is also large enough to slip off over his head while fastened.
Stealing food from a man's hand, the nasty bitch be SWIPIN'
Perching on spikes designed to discourage perching birds, this sodding twat gives 0 fucks, with a pair of eyes taken from Stalin and a face like (ಠ_ಠ)
3/3[Unregistered HyperCam 2]
For legal reasons the actual flag cannot be shown here, so enjoy this caption that says the description of the flag was that "the laser beam projects a powerful image of New Zealand. I believe my design is so powerful it does not need to be discussed."[4]
https://www.reddit.com/r/Chainsawfolk/comments/ut6qyg
Spawn area for players in Goat Simulator 3
A black cat "rusting" (coat turning a lighter brown shade) in sunlight
Imagine boarding a flight and then deciding to read the airplane article
Jan looking at minerals and stuff
Chrysippus allegedly died of laughter after witnessing a donkey eating his figs.[5] 🏆

💿

Did you know that Krueger's renditions of this sonata were plagiarized by some guy on YouTube? Fascinating, innit? 🤓

God Bless the Public Domain

Is this film any good?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBc50tKWYAk4R2g?format=jpg&name=large
When I first saw
two-color LOC
copy first yet the animation was so lush, so vibrant, there was nothing deterring Fleischer's arguable magnum opus from blowing me away.

The trash pile (to provide further motivation for organization)

Natural conclusions
Not even a rat would...
we could have this in a better world 🐊
Adoptable OC
Source of this poor creature's trauma

lizerd

Your honor, I did NOT mistake that skyscraper for a Pirouline wafer. That was my identical cousin!
Courtroom sketch of the trial (2006)
Tell the author of this image that I give this a solid 10.
No relation to that guy

Even bigger trash pile

not a lizerd but sure does act like one
HE BITEY
in its right place
had. You can't change my mind on that, though they didn't make Treehouse of Horror V
.
Dead birds are his bitches
🧡🧡🧡🧡
Why do I get nostalgic looking at this? I mean the demo is a decade old now, but damn.
He gets devoured by an iPhone 13 mini 50 minutes later. Gee, Cutts sure is making something totally different this time!
Uuuurrrrraaaaarrrrggghhhhhh nooooooo I've become the subject of a Steve Cutts video
hot
coffee
The most kickass boot-up screen ever, this demon-bred fuck is RAISING LITERAL HELL LIKE HOLY SHIT THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO
This bum overheard you talkin' shit 'bout Chicago AND BOY HE AIN'T HAPPY
THE FLYING KIPPER
LARPing free-for-all
Need tomboy 😖
blasphemous
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
you are a fat idiot!
Definitely funnier out of context.

Artwork: 1880s–1920s

Sailing the seas of cheese
Took over a century, but I'm beyond elated that we finally got a quad-trilogy.
Surprisingly the folks at Puck didn't go "Bah humbug!" that season.
Something for the angel. Would he like anything else?
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Lookin' like a dream factory
he
might be into jas?"
"Nahhh, don't think so. It can get a little jovial. Not nearly as much blues, that deep shit the cat's into, man."

You got a problem with cartoons?

That money bag is all for child support. It's a rabbit-uh, thing.
How could you not love this guy
Mr. Fancy Pants here
I never saw this until the day it entered the big P.D.. Weird.
Not a bad SVG honestly.
"I know Donald was a reformed Nazi, but he'd never tell me about this! I don't think he even knows about this!!"
The down-on-his-luck duck knows the oldest of Unca Walt's sins.
From one sacred quack to another

Hustling in the Four Seasons

"Can I peck your eyes Mel Gibson style, Mr. Hitchcock?"
[This caption intentionally left blank]
If all four Beatles starred in How I Won the War, it would probably have made up for the rejection of A Talent for Loving. A fitting trilogy, perhaps, even if that third film would be shit.
About five cool rock films and a good relationship with Flea. Not a bad life.
the best director
is the eternal #1.
The art of the sword and the gun.
"Come in, Mr. Wilson"
Read this review for yourself.
Hey. Why shouldn't I have a cover to a #1 best-selling novel? Besides, I now have twice as many naked women!
skinny dipping
!
Secretly sold at Buc-ee's 🤫

How to be a painter

The funniest copyright-free webcomic of all time

ᓚᘏᗢ prrrrrr~

Decent graphic design

First one ain't the best to me. This pops out ridiculously but brings out something very vibrant during the Gay Nineties.
Building off the 1905 logo but sleeker, tighter, and containing less dissonant shapes. The "Healthful" makes this unintentionally humorous, but my love for this brand increases as a result.
Actual precursor to the Globe; the Pepsi Cap! Really well done, it's a shame they never returned to the cap's geometries in subsequent designs. Even if I prefer cans. Also pissed every variant of the globe has basic lettering of the name afterwards. This is very attractive.
But what more can I say? This is hella smooth.
Little sad they ridded the diamond square outline but this is one of the few instances where simplifying it actually brought out versatility. Bravo.
I mean, if it ain't broke don't fix it...at least the blue made this chain look less...greasy, so to speak?
DAMN DUDE, THRASH SHINOBI STYLE
An unusual amount of variants compared to Black Sabbath's, but no less valuable.
The Hi-Fi subscription is totally worth nearly $20 a month. The purple heart[Unregistered HyperCam 3] sucks a lot, they could've at least kept the Flow's rainbow motif.
I need nine more votes to get the TV working for this.
It hits different when a logo shows a continent's outline rather than their national flag. You can tear apart a flag, but not its land.
👁️
The most American British dude, like Terry Gilliam being the most British American dude (not Boris Johnson)
Most underrated video game soundtrack console ever
Created by an anti-piracy trade association, what doesn't kill them makes them stronger.
Argh, a captain's quarters never be stationery.
HOLY SHIT YOUTUBE ON MY WII? NOW I DON'T NEED CABLE!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
If you knew of this play button for this long you deserve another veteran's discount: NO ADS!!
I prefer the variant that debuted in Guitar Hero 5, but that game has uh...a cool avatar used for the wrong reasons.
The only true depiction of anarchism
Pushing the threshold of originality there, lol
🤫
By 2021 you'd believe both television and streaming were peaking so high. When I saw the library and marketing for this I went "Jesus, this might be better than Disney+, even if it's Warner Bros., holy shit." Little did anyone know what direction WB would go down afterwards.
A great homage, but will always be a little hollow behind the scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tM0Sow-2r8https://sonicommunity.forumotion.com/t5866-immortality-protocol-cy-fox-book-01
How not to create descriptive tags for a booru.
I dunno. I just look at this and think.
I'll be in some basement room, with a needle and a spoon, and another girl to take my pains away
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Hello again! If you appreciated every last image before this one, congratulations on reaching the bottom!
That's all Folks!

Feetnetos

  1. ^ I think there's weight in the fact that the "Lost Cause" is the first modern conspiracy theory originated by white Americans. It got the denialism and everything.
  2. ^ my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
  3. ^ NOT to be confused with the military decoration.

Reasons why this website always mattered

  1. ^ Can't even stand broccoli
  2. ^ Findlay, Grant; Small, Zane (10 January 2019). "Watch: Young man tackles Dunedin's Baldwin St on Lime scooter". Newshub. New Zealand. Retrieved 10 January 2019.
  3. ^ Satherley, Dan (10 January 2019). "Dunedin Mayor Dave Cull hopes 'common sense' will stop students riding Lime scooters down Baldwin Street". Newshub. New Zealand. Retrieved 10 January 2019.
  4. Young Act § Opposition of Earth Hour and "I think my argument is so powerful". Know Your Meme. Archived
    from the original on 16 April 2022. Retrieved 13 April 2022.
  5. ^ Inwood, B. and Gerson, L.P. (2008) The Stoics Reader: Selected Writings and Testimonia. Indianapolis, IN: Hackett Publishing, p. 6