Wikipedia:Ignore every single rule
 | This page is intended as humor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia policy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally not accepted by the Wikipedia community. |
 | This page in a nutshell: Because the improving Wikipedia, ignore them all completely! |
being bold mean that you can simply delete the main page
without discussing it first?
What is improving Wikipedia?
The main objective is of course to provide useful information. If a use is found for a piece of information, it is useful by definition. Useful information can be anything, such as
false information
is still information, and can be used for deceiving people—as valid a use for information as any other. A white lie won't hurt anyone, and can be very entertaining. Besides, there is no use to telling the truth to those who already know it, so those who may notice the discrepancies are outside the target audience and therefore any feedback by them inconsequential.
Let's also not forget reader experience. Bored or annoyed readers will not of course learn anything from us. Adding colour in texts for decoration and some witty humour will make learning a pleasure! Any non-sequitur (
be it profanity, mindless, or ungrammatical) will do as a joke, because the occurrence of sudden irrelevance itself is already humorous. Changing the font of an article for illustrative purposes is highly encouraged as well! Also, more detail in plot summaries allows for a more emotional impact, giving a more enjoyable experience for our readers. With a good synopsis, they don't even need to buy the work! Besides, some stories are really boring, so why not improve them? No one unfamiliar with the work will notice or care, and giving Romeo and Juliet a happy ending
will not make our readers depressed. Those who remember the real ending will not notice, as they obviously won't bother reading something they already know. Those who read it however, will probably like the new ending more. The same principle can be extended to real world events and history as well. Ever felt downhearted by all the needless suffering in the world—war, slavery, discrimination, famine, poverty, disasters, genocide? Or, worst of all, an opinion you disagree with? No worries, the world can easily be made to seem a better place by rewriting history and censoring opposing views, even those backed by prominent experts and science. Who's not to say feelings are more important than facts?
Why the rules prevent you from improving Wikipedia
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information in the computer world
, either! Even meaningless characters are info in this context.
There is no reason not to include information. Information is information, sources or not, true or false. Having to follow
WP:UNDUE
is to be ignored.
WP:FORMAL
are all about increasing the monotony of Wikipedia and are thus decreasing emotional involvement. To hell with them! Use emotional, passionate language and don't be afraid to make bold, risky statements in controversial articles! The more controversial, the better! One must be sure to catch the reader's attention, evoke anger, laughter and/or disbelief, and create truly unforgettable articles.